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Hey Casper=D
Hvordan går dt med Brundalen folka?
Skulle bare si hei;) Hils ALLE sammen, fra FREDDIE KINGAZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII<3
Og si fra når dere har åpen dag!!!!
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==== Happy {{CURRENTDAYNAME}}! ====

'''kallemax''' is a 16 year old [[Norwegians|Norwegian]] [[shemale]]. He is currently studying economy and electronics in [[prison]], which he could be facing life sentence. He has also been acused for [[child pornography]] but the goverment dropped the case due to his young age (12). His interests (apart from the obvious reading and listening to [[farting|farts]]) include aerial and anal warfare, [[WWE]] and his scooter (a [[lada]]).

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== Names ==

[[Image:Hw-marx.jpg|thumb|100px|left|Karl Marx]]
The real name of kallemax is Casper Bergmann (mother's surname) Henriksen (father's surname). The web alias/nickname kallemax is a jumbled up version of [[Karl Marx]], the [[Germany|German]] philosopher. Kalle is [[North_Germanic_languages|Scandinavian]] slang for Karl, and Max is simply Marx without the second to last letter.

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== Education ==

* '''1995 - 2002'''
:Singsaker primary school [http://www.skole.trondheim.kommune.no/singsak/]
* '''2003 - 2005'''
:Rosenborg lower secondary school [http://www.skole.trondheim.kommune.no/rosenbor/]
* '''2005 - 2008''' ([[Estimation|est.]])
:[[Brundalen VGS]] upper secondary school [http://www.brundalen.vgs.no/]

== Wikipedia ==

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[[Image:Kallemax.png|thumb|centre|300px|<div align="center">'''Casper Bergmann Henriksen'''<br>October 26, 1989<br>Trondheim, Norway</div>]]

= Hi there! =

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|colspan=2 align=center|[[Image:KNM Narvik (F 304) in Trondheim.jpg|300px|The last ''Oslo'' class frigate in commission, HNoMS ''Narvik'', during a port visit in [[Trondheim]] in 2006.]]
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|colspan=2 align=center|This user is a member of the [[Wikipedia:WikiProject Military history/Maritime warfare task force|'''Maritime warfare task force''']]  of the [[Wikipedia:WikiProject Military history|Military history WikiProject]].
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|1 October 2006
|[[Trondhjems mekaniske Værksted]]
|Former shipyard in Trondheim
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|7 September 2006
|[[Soviet submarine K-414 Daniil Moskovsky|Soviet submarine K-414 ''Daniil Moskovsky'']]
|Russian submarine accident
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|2 September 2006
|[[Polini]]
|Italian tuning company (also see: [[Malossi]])
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|12 July 2006
|[[INS Amba (A54)|INS ''Amba'' (A54)]]
|A [[submarine tender]] of the [[Indian Navy]]
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|21 June 2006
|[[Flugzeugträger B]]
|An uncompleted WWII-era [[aircraft carrier]] of the [[Kriegsmarine]]
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|9 June 2006
|[[Soviet submarine TK-202]]
|Deactivated [[Typhoon class submarine|''Typhoon'']] submarine
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|19 May 2006
|[[Niels Juel class corvette|''Niels Juel'' class corvette]]
|Mostly info moved from [[HDMS Olfert Fischer (F355)|HDMS ''Olfert Fischer'' (F355)]]
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|19 May 2006
|[[RS Sjøfareren|RS ''Sjøfareren'']]
|[[Lifeboat]] in use by [[Norsk Selskab til Skibbrudnes Redning|Redningsselskapet]]
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|11 May 2006
|[[Suzuki Katana AY50]]
|My scooter
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|21 March 2006
|[[DORA 1]]
|A former German submarine base in Trondheim during WWII
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|17 March 2006
|[[Reservestridsproviant]]
|Norwegian army canned food
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|6 March 2006
|[[John G. Bernander]]
|Director of [[Norsk Rikskringkasting]]
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|20 February 2006
|[[Viking class submarine|''Viking'' class submarine]]
|Future Swedish/Norwegian/Danish submarine project
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|16 February 2006
|[[RFS Pskov (K-336)|RFS ''Pskov'' (K-336)]]
|Northern Fleet ''Sierra-II'' class submarine
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|14 February 2006
|[[RFS Marshal Ustinov|RFS ''Marhal Ustinov'']]
|Northern Fleet ''Slava'' class missile cruiser
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|11 February 2006
|[[Russian Northern Fleet]]
|Wikipedia already had an article about the [[Soviet Red Banner Northern Fleet|Soviet]] one, but not the Russian
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|11 February 2006
|[[Molnija]]
|Soviet/Russian clock and watch manufacturer
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|8 February 2006
|[[Trampe bicycle lift]]
|The only bicycle lift in the world, located in Trondheim
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|4 February 2006
|[[LNG El Paso Sonatrach|LNG ''El Paso Sonatrach'']]
|My father was a crew member
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|3 February 2006
|[[Northern Fleet]]
|Disambiguation page
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|2 February 2006
|[[List of Royal Norwegian Navy ships]]
|Moved from [[Royal Norwegian Navy|RNoN]]
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|2 February 2006
|[[RFS Pyotr Velikiy|RFS ''Pyotr Velikiy'']]
|Flagship of the Northern Fleet
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|27 January 2006
|[[Kobben class submarine|''Kobben'' class submarine]]
|Norwegian submarine type
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|22 January 2006
|[[Soviet submarine TK-210]]
|Cancelled Soviet submarine
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|22 January 2006
|[[RFS Dmitri Donskoi (TK-208)|RFS ''Dmitri Donskoi'' (TK-208)]]
|Soviet/Russian missile submarine
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|17 December 2005
|[[Tivoli Audio PAL]]
|A radio type
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|11 December 2005
|[[HNoMS Kvikk|HNoMS ''Kvikk'']]
|Norwegian EW patrol boat
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|4 December 2005
|[[Prince Sverre Magnus of Norway]]
|Yay, new prince
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|2 December 2005
|[[Submarine Cargo Vessel]]
|Converted missile submarine
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|1 December 2005
|[[Vidyaevo, Russia]]
|Russian naval base
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|15 November 2005
|[[Saint-Petersburg class submarine|''Saint-Petersburg'' class submarine]]
|Next generation Russian submarine
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|12 November 2005
|[[Nova Kinosenter]]
|Norwegian cinema centre
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|12 November 2005
|[[Brundalen VGS]]
|My school
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|10 November 2005
|[[Gotland class submarine|''Gotland'' class submarine]]
|Swedish submarine type
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|10 September 2005
|[[Club-Siemens]]
|Internet forum (deleted now...)
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|14 May 2005
|[[The Outrider (Star Wars spaceship)|The ''Outrider'' (Star Wars spaceship)]]
|Starship of Star Wars character Dash Rendar
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== kallemax on the world wide web ==

*[http://www.kallemax.org/ kallemax.org] - website with my contact information, works and the usual personal website stuff
*[http://tools.wikimedia.de/~interiot/cgi-bin/count_edits?user=Kallemax&dbname=enwiki_p My contributions summary] - statistics are fun, fun, fun!
*[http://www.morpheme.co.uk/frenzy/ How fast can you type the alphabet?] - my record is 3.7344980 seconds
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Kallemax User:Kallemax] - you're probably reading this right now

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