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==From [[Laser Soup]]==
Have you ever wanted to eat lasers but found their natural texture too unwieldy for any practical culinary procedure? If so then you are either a mad scientist, Emeril Lagasse, both, neither, or an offspring of the two. Or perhaps.. a demon?
(contracted; show full)he exiled carnies and attacked the city in 1679. After several fierce running battles, the Londoners were driven out. But David Beckham became their saviour and just three years after the carnies' victory, he led a force of Ewoks riding spiders that invaded the city. The carnies were defeated and slaughtered to a man, though the snowmen escaped. They would continue to harass Beckham's empire late into the 19th century.

After this violent civil war, relative peace reigned in Britain. Or did it...
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==The Secret Commonwealth of Elves Fauns and Faeries==

The Secret Commonwealth of Elves Fauns and Faeries is an underground [[secret society]] composed of [[supernatural]] creatures such as [[elves]], [[faeries]], [[demons]], [[spirits]], [[aliens]] and many more supernatural creatures. The Commonwealth has existed for over 5,000 years and has inhabited the lands of [[Mesopotamia]], [[Britain]], [[France]] and even the [[Americas]]. For 5,000 years they have been living under mushrooms, shrubs, caves and trees rarley seen by humans.


=== Creatures of the Commonwealth ===

The Commonwealth exists in many places such as [[Arabia]], [[Britain]] and [[France]]. Each area that the Commonwealth inhabits has is it's own set of supernatural creatures. [[West Europe]] is home to [[elves]], [[faeries]], [[gnomes]] and [[spirits of the air]]. In [[Eastern Europe]], in [[Russia]] and [[Ukraine]] there are also [[elves]], [[gnomes]] and [[faeries]] and [[sylph]]s. In the [[Middle East]] exists a wide variety of creatures found in ancient [[Arabian folklore]] and in the [[Bible]] such as [[fallen angels]], [[demons]], the [[jinn]] and the [[genni]]. In the [[Americas]] [[UFO]] [[Chupacabra]] and [[Bigfoot]] can be found. Most of these creatures (Specialy [[elves]], [[gnomes]], [[faeries]] and [[grey alien]]s) are said to have an [[angel]] like nature when seen. They are seen Physicaly with fluid like bodies and sometmes bathed in a strange white light. They also have chameleon like bodies that allow them to swim through the air. Intellectualy these creatures are like most humans, smart and curious.


=== History and Society ===

Before humans inhabited the Earth, the creatures of the Commonwealth were said to be part of a prosperous [[civilization]] with its own [[agriculture]] and social structure. They were said to harvest magical fruits such as magic beans and ambrosia from their farms. They are divided into tribes and have marriages, burials, holidays and etc, but they only do this to mock human society. Their social structure is very similar to Medieval Society, they follow [[Feudalism]] and have dukes, barons and peasants. The Commonwealth is governed by a hierachy of leaders composed of tribal chieftains. They have no visible devotion to God or any other spiritual deity. Their language is a complex system of whistle like sounds not coming from their mouths but from somewhere in their bodies. They only speak through their mouths when speaking to humans. When speaking to humans they commonly use the local dialect with a strange accent. They also have an advanced literary system. Like humans they have a wide range of books, ranging from plesant books to complicated ones.



=== Maurice Masse ===

Maurice Masse is a man who had a direct experience with these strange entities. For several mornings in 1965, Maurice Masse living in the small town of Valensole in the [[French Alpes]], found that of his garden had been 'tampered with', by someone. Around dawn on July 1st, as Masse was standing near a hill at the end of a field, he heard a strange whistle like sound. There was a French atomic base in Vaucluse, and as the military often carried out military exercises in the vicinity, Masse looked around the area and expected to see a military chopper. Instead to his surprise he saw a machine, shaped like a football and about the size of a small car, standing on six legs in the middle of the field.

Masse saw what he tought was 'two young boys of about eight years old' coming out from the strange machine and began to steal more from his garden. Furious and determined to catch them, Masse, a former Maquis soldier, tried to sneak up on the boys. When he was only a short distance from the two boys he realized they were not young eight year old boys, but strange little creatures with pointed ears, almond like eyes that curved along the sides of their foreheads, and holes in place of their mouths. Later he described their heads to be like pumpkin heads. They had no mouths or voices but they communicated by grumbling sounds that came from their bodies.

Masse got cover and rushed to them. When he was not about five meters away, one of the  strange creatures pointed a stick like instrument at him and found himself frozen. He was conscious but frozen in his tracks. The other strange creature carried a much larger stick like instrument which, Masse later speculated, could have stopped an entire army.


Masse that these strange beings were about four feet tall and wore a tight grayish greenish suite, and went climbing up a strange ladder of light....and the spacecraft took of to a height of about 20 meters. Then it vanished without a trace.


=== Magic Wand ===

The strange stick like instrument that Masse encountered was indeed strange. This instrument or "Magic Wand" can be found in many [[paranormal]] encounters, from being used by witches and goblins to modern day alien abduction stories. These instruments have the ability to do many things such as freezing someone. Nobody knows what it really is.