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[[Coeducation]]: Remarkably, after a little more than than a century in the mainstream higher education system of the [[United States]], American women now earn the majority of [[bachelor's degree]]s and account for 60% of the enrolled [[undergraduate]] population. - (<b>Nelson:</b> "<I>Ah</I>-ha!")

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From [[Stuart Murdoch]]:

:Stuart is noted for his love of fine Dutch cheese, his unusually large sexual member, and his reluctance to cut his hair properly.  He weighs exactly 89lbs., and is said to smell of pine tree.

:Stuart grew up with 3 sisters, 1 brother, and a cat named Hairy Balls.
Of Stuart's siblings, only 1 is not jealous of his success.

:Stuart had a passionate love affair with his car Max, but recently auctioned Max off on ebay, like a pimp selling his girls to the highest bidder.

:Stuart is not quite as cute as some people on the B&S Forum would have you believe, but he's certainly better looking than Patti Smith.

Better looking than Patti Smith?  Un-likely! ([[User:Ihcoyc|Smerdis of Tlön]])