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==Political crap==

[[Image:Rcpflag.GIF|thumb|200px|right|Um, just kidding. I don't have anything to do with the [[Revolutionary Communist Party, USA]]. Really.]]
On ''The Political Compass'' my so-called political spectrum is:
*Economic Left/Right: 0.00 '''(!!)'''
*Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 1.79
Surprisingly on this test my economic -ism is right in the centre. I envisioned myself as someone who would get approx 6.00. And yeah, I'm authoritarian. I know best.
But given a xyz 3D spectrum of (politics) left/right, (economy) laissez-faire/protectionism, and (morality) liberal/conservative, which I think measures best, I would give myself:
*left/right: 6.00 (hey, I have Hitler's hairstyle, why not his attitude as well?)
*laissez-faire/protectionism: -10.00 (CPF=Boo!, Social Security=Boo!, Dole=Boo!)
*liberal/conservative: 7.00 (Abortion is bad. So are homos.)After much consideration I've converted to [[anarcho-capitalism]]. Really. I used to be a [[statist]] but have seen the follies of that.

==Two Jews on the subway==
One looks up from his copy of the [[Ha'aretz]] newspaper and sees that the other one is reading [[Der Stürmer]]. He leans over to the other and says, "How can you read that [[Nazi]] trash? Are you a self-hating Jew?"

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