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==Potato summit==

Introduction: Potato Summit is a political party that was created in 1997 and is now beginning to amass vast numbers of supporters. However, if you asked a Potato Summitist if they were a Potato Summitist, they would not be able to tell you the truth, for some people are trying to rid the world of them. Some people would say it is a Golden Age for Potato Summitism, but they are wrong. In an ideal world, every major political office in the world would be held by a Potato Summitist, and every civilian would have a Potato Summitist vote. At the moment, this is not the case. There are a few Potato Summitists working on the inside for the government, but since many Potato Summitists are persecuted, they could not let their identities be known at this time. However, it is the dawn of a new era. Soon, soon we will live in a Potato Summitist world, practicing the religion of Potato Summitism, Sal-monism.

Rules of a Potato Summitist Society: Like any form of government, a Potato Summitist government has laws. The following is a list of things that are banned from Potato Summit. (Anything found on the banned list shall be destroyed immediately.)

1. Stupid people

2. Republicans

3. Erasable pens

4. Anyone with the name "Clark"

5. Napoleon Dynamite

6. Moldy bread

7. Math teachers who say proofs may someday be used in everyday life

8. People who pretend to be stupid in an attempt to look cool

9. Jessica Simpson

10. George W. Bush

11. Goths

12. Feminists

13. People that quote lines from movies

14. Child molestors

15. Religious zealots

16. Males with pierced ears

17. Fat people

18. Diet pills

19. Canadians

20. Cuba

21. People that laugh at everything

22. Old milk

23. Nazis

24. People that think the world revolves around them

25. Lazy people

26. Cynical people

27. Lazy cynical people

28. Anyone that lives in the Southern US

29. People that don't vote

30. Anyone with a mohawk

31. The phrase "oh-snap"

32. The comics "For better or for worse," "Family Circus," and "Rhymes with Orange"

33. People that burp loudly and think it's funny

34. The concept of chivalry

35. France

36. Iraq

37. Iran

38. Pakistan

39. Hippies

40. Sporks

41. Really short people that aren't midgets

42. Really tall people

43. People that wear hats with flattened out rims because they believe it makes them look cool.

44. Rap

45. Dirty ice

46. The Periodic Table of Elements

47. Anyone with four different colors in their hair

48. Oysters

49. Paper cuts

50. Suspenders

51. People that just aren't cool

52. People who talk on cell phones during movies

53. People who talk on cell phones while driving

54. People who talk on cell phones

55. The Spanish language

56. Prepositions

57. Accents

58. Games that are obviously fixed

59. People that talk or write like they're on AIM.

60. People who are constantly on AIM.

61. AIM

62. Posers

63. Obnoxious elitists

64. People that pretend they can speak a foreign language fluently

65. Alcoholics

66. Smokers

67. Drug addicts

68. Heretics

69. People that go to private schools

70. People that don't bathe

71. Dust

72. Men with ponytails

73. Flavored water

74. Idiots

75. People that pretend to be technological experts

76. People that sneeze more than three times in a row

77. People that don't cover their nose when they sneeze

78. People that use tanning beds

79. People that pretend to be blind

80. Disease

81. Insects

82. People that don't cover their mouth when they yawn

83. Sentimental birthday cards

84. Infidels

85. People who call themselves "hackers"

86. People who chew with their mouth open

87. People who rip jeans to look cool

88. People who fade jeans to look cool

89. People who do anything to jeans to look cool

90. People who wear anklets

91. People who make belts out of ties

92. People who talk about X-box games constantly

93. People who are nationally ranked in Halo and thinks it makes them cool

94. Halo

95. Canadian money

96. People who wear shorts in the winter

97. People who wear hats backwards or sideways

98. Rally caps

99. People who think they can dance but can't

100. People who can dance

101. Dalmations

102. Yankees fans

103. Yankees players

104. People who "respect" the Yankees

105. Lottery winners

106. Moths

107. Books with bad anti-climactic, abrupt endings

109. The numbers 5, 14, 23, and 73

110. Girls that refuse to shave

111. Hairy people

112. Mopeds

113. Chalk boards

114. Wet chalk boards

115. People who over analyze things

116. Whiny people

117. People that are expert wine tasters

118. People that claim to be expert wine tasters

119. Fat, sweaty people

120. McDonalds

121. The fact that America has the highest obesity rate in the world

122. Somalia and their lack of government

123. Farm animals

124. Artificial light anything

125. The hole in the ozone layer

126. People that go on "ski trips" every weekend

127. Lunchables

128. Housewives that complain about movies and television being innappropriate

129. Slinkies

130. Starbursts

131. People with baseball card collections

132. Pens in language labs

133. Saboteurs

134. Robots (that aren't for our cause)

135. People that wear way too much makeup

136. People that wear perfume

137. Odd numbers

138. People that practice their golf swings which you talk to them

139. Grave robbers

140. Insanely salty food

141. Insanely spicy food

142. Vegatarians

143. Vegans

144. Houses that are shaped weird

145. Anyone that owns a yacht

146. That girl in Jurassic Park

147. People that refer to themselves in the third person

148. Combs

149. Ignorant people

150. Naive people

151. People that use the phrase "pardon my French"

152. People that use cliches

152. People that use similes like there's no tomorrow

153. Jumbo shrimp

154. People with loud voices

155. Oxymorons

156. Animals that still move once they're killed

157. People that say spiders are bugs

158. People that say whales are fish

159. People who try to get books banned

160. Commercials/TV with sexual content/innuendos

161. Vegetarian meat

162. Diet soda

163. Diet pills

164. Diet anything, get off your ass and excercise

165. Termites

166. Solar powered calculators

167. Gogurt

168. Xtreme anything

169. People with red hair

170. Children in general

171. People who laugh nervously at everything they say

172. People with nicknames like T-bone, or Bull-dog

173. High socks

174. People with insanely long fingernails

175. Britney Spears

176. Jenny Jones

177. Rosie O'Donnell

178. Mariah Carey

179. Ashley Simpson

180. Basically anyone or anything that can be labeled as part of "pop culture"

181. People that have a lisp

182. The word "Zimbabwe"

183. Whores

184. People that don't know when to shut up

185. Exit signs

186. People with back acne

187. People that listen to cell phone ring tones in public

188. The movie "Street Fighters"

189. The movie "Titanic"

190. The movie "The Core"

191. Any movie with Hilary Swank

192. The show "OC"

193. Red and green pens

194. Yellow markers

195. Right triangles

196. The Lifetime Network

197. MTV

198. People with two different color eyes

199. Sarcastic people

200. Gingerbread

201. People that make lists

202. Vanilla extract

203. Cantaloupe

204. Carrots

205. People that say they're "nasty" at Halo

206. People that belong to country clubs

207. Country music

208. People that belong to shooting ranges

209. People that take paintballing serioiusly

210. People who think cheerleading is a sport

211. Frisbee-golf

212. Strawberry milkshakes

213. People that buy all the Madden footbal games

214. American Idol

215. John Kerry

216. Ralph Nader

217. Poor sharpie substitutes

218. Goat Meat Substitute

219. Freezing Computers

220. Computers that Freeze

221. Freeze that Computers

222. Teachers who suck

223. Meatballs that suck

224. The word suck

225. Fencers

226. Tejadilla Haters

227. Trees that look at you funny

228. Rocks that look at you funny

229. People who pay their taxes

230. People who heatwave hotpockets

231. Garfield's fatness

232. Two line rhymes in Shakespeare Novels

233. Linux

234. People who think that Linux is an operating software.

235. The Weather Channel

236. Family Feud

237. The Rip Off of Family Feud on the spanish channel

238. Punch bowls with insufficient amounts cyanide in them

239. Disco

240. Disco Balls

There will be more laws of Potato Summit posted as they are created. An article on the complex religion of Sal-mon will be posted soon as well. For any questions about Potato Summit or Sal-mon, send an email to <address removed>