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==Potato summit==

Introduction: Potato Summit is a political party that was created in 1997 and is now beginning to amass vast numbers of supporters. However, if you asked a Potato Summitist if they were a Potato Summitist, they would not be able to tell you the truth, for some people are trying to rid the world of them. Some people would say it is a Golden Age for Potato Summitism, but they are wrong. In an ideal world, every major political office in the world would be held by a Potato Summitist, and eve(contracted; show full)
83. Sentimental birthday cards

84. Infidels

85. People who call themselves "hackers"

86. People who chew with
t their mouth open

87. People who rip jeans to look cool

88. People who fade jeans to look cool

89. People who do anything to jeans to look cool

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238. Punch bowls with insufficient amounts cyanide in them

239. Disco

240. Disco Balls

There will be more laws of Potato Summit posted as they are created. An article on the complex religion of Sal-mon will be posted soon as well. For any questions about Potato Summit or Sal-mon, send an email to <address removed>