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HI! i'm a fucking idoit for deleting Torncity(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Torncity)
and my mom is a fucking idiot.
That post is written by something so confused, it doesn't know whether to scratch its watch or wind its ass. You should offer your posting style to hospital operating theatres as a highly-effective alternative to unconsciousness-inducing medications.

Clearly, you have lost your fingertip grip on reality and have descended into an abyss of irreversible lunacy. You must have a very large brain to hold such a vast amount of sheer ignorance. You've got a big hole in your head, now shut it. When you are at a loss for words, your loss is our gain. As Robert Wilensky said: "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true." 

Most repair manuals are far more interesting than you, and far less turgid to read. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't intellectually outclassed by dead sheep; if your weren't so fat that a "Place Your Billboard Ad Here" is printed on each of your butt cheeks, or if you weren't uglier than the north-facing end of a south-bound mule. No, come to think of it, you would.

In closing, why don't you put your glasses on backwards and walk into yourself?

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