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== Flard ==

''Straight out of Viz Comic:''
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===Identification and Physical Characteristics===

Among some, it is easy to confuse the Emo Kid from the similar species the [[punk]], due to the plumage being similer. Noted differences to help make identification are easy enough to spot. An Emo Kid usually has a distinctive hair pattern, generally straight, and often covering the eyes. Look for attempted slash marks on the Emo Kid's wrist. Perpetual crying is a good indicator, as is the presence of 
shittybad music.

===Mating Habits===

Male Emo Kids have one mate for life. They usually attract this mate in their teenage years, persue her seriously for a short period (often one to two weeks) and then get left by the female. They then spend the rest of their lives writing badly worded songs about their mate, professing their love for the long gone female, and crying.

Female Emo Kids tend to mate with several males over the course of their lives, never staying with one very long.
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::Next meeting will be 28th March 2006 if anyone is still alive. Agenda will be posted with a spraycan on the side of the Church of St Gareth of Glitter. --[[User:Samuel Blanning|Sam Blanning <small>(formerly Malthusian)</small>]] <small>[[User_talk:Samuel_Blanning|(talk)]]</small> 10:44, 21 March 2006 (UTC)

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