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'''When I die, I want a disease named after me, with symptoms that include "being fucking awesome at everything."
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*[[Camille Ford]]
*[[Patrick Shen]]
*[[Knitta]] {{icon|GA}}
*[[Bacon vodka]][[Image:DYKsquarecrop.png|15px|DYK]]
*''[[Complete Auto Transit, Inc. v. Brady]]''
*''[[Daniel Tosh: Completely Serious]]''
*[[Dick's Last Resort]][[Image:DYKsquarecrop.png|15px|DYK]]
*[[Even a worm will turn]]
*[[Evergreen Cemetery (Menomonie, Wisconsin)|Evergreen Cemetery]]
*''[[Golsen v. Commissioner of Internal Revenue]]''
*[[Interstate Income Act of 1959]][[Image:DYKsquarecrop.png|15px|DYK]]
*[[Jocko Sims]]
*[[Kansas City Barbeque]][[Image:DYKsquarecrop.png|15px|DYK]]
*[[Moonlight Brewing Company]][[Image:DYKsquarecrop.png|15px|DYK]]
*[[Pink Dot]][[Image:DYKsquarecrop.png|15px|DYK]]
*[[Recourse debt]]
*[[Seneca (band)|Seneca]]
*[[Tilted Kilt]][[Image:DYKsquarecrop.png|15px|DYK]]
*''[[Wisconsin Department of Revenue v. William Wrigley, Jr., Co.]]''[[Image:DYKsquarecrop.png|15px|DYK]]
*[[Zinka]]
*[[Jack Rudy]]
*[[Barry Keenan]]
*[[Chet Zar]]
*[[James Zar]]
*[[Wicked Weasel]]
*[[88 Precepts]]
*[[Julia Gnuse]]
*[[Viva Bianca]]
*''[[Alexis Texas is Buttwoman]]''
*[[Sophie Turner]]
*[[Chronic Tacos]][[Image:DYKsquarecrop.png|15px|DYK]]
*[[Intelligent disobedience]][[Image:DYKsquarecrop.png|15px|DYK]]
*[[etnies Skatepark of Lake Forest]][[Image:DYKsquarecrop.png|15px|DYK]]
*[[SITE Design Group]]
*[[Favstar]]
*[[Paul DelVecchio]] aka DJ Pauly D
*[[15 Step<span style="position:absolute;top:-75px;left:-185px;z-index:-1">[[Image:Ubiquitin cartoon.png|215px]]</span>
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*I am 36 and am an government [[Sales tax audit|tax auditor]] in [[Orange County, California]]
*I had two guinea pigs, Cameron and Mr. Ed Rooney
*I have 15 [[tattoos]] and collect [[depression glass]]
*I enjoy [[merlot]], [[Guinness]], and good [[sushi]]
*My favorite show is [[As the World Turns]] and movie is [[Equilibrium (film)|Equilibrium]]
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==Articles Created==

*[[Camille Ford]]
*[[Patrick Shen]]
*[[Knitta]] {{icon|GA}}
*[[Bacon vodka]][[Image:DYKsquarecrop.png|15px|DYK]]
*''[[Complete Auto Transit, Inc. v. Brady]]''
*''[[Daniel Tosh: Completely Serious]]''
*[[Dick's Last Resort]][[Image:DYKsquarecrop.png|15px|DYK]]
*[[Even a worm will turn]]
*[[Evergreen Cemetery (Menomonie, Wisconsin)|Evergreen Cemetery]]
*''[[Golsen v. Commissioner of Internal Revenue]]''
*[[Interstate Income Act of 1959]][[Image:DYKsquarecrop.png|15px|DYK]]
*[[Jocko Sims]]
*[[Kansas City Barbeque]][[Image:DYKsquarecrop.png|15px|DYK]]
*[[Moonlight Brewing Company]][[Image:DYKsquarecrop.png|15px|DYK]]
*[[Pink Dot]][[Image:DYKsquarecrop.png|15px|DYK]]
*[[Recourse debt]]
*[[Seneca (band)|Seneca]]
*[[Tilted Kilt]][[Image:DYKsquarecrop.png|15px|DYK]]
*''[[Wisconsin Department of Revenue v. William Wrigley, Jr., Co.]]''[[Image:DYKsquarecrop.png|15px|DYK]]
*[[Zinka]]
*[[Jack Rudy]]
*[[Barry Keenan]]
*[[Chet Zar]]
*[[James Zar]]
*[[Wicked Weasel]]
*[[88 Precepts]]
*[[Julia Gnuse]]
*[[Viva Bianca]]
*''[[Alexis Texas is Buttwoman]]''
*[[Sophie Turner]]
*[[Chronic Tacos]][[Image:DYKsquarecrop.png|15px|DYK]]
*[[Intelligent disobedience]][[Image:DYKsquarecrop.png|15px|DYK]]
*[[etnies Skatepark of Lake Forest]][[Image:DYKsquarecrop.png|15px|DYK]]
*[[SITE Design Group]]
*[[Favstar]]
*[[Paul DelVecchio]] aka DJ Pauly D
*[[15 Step]]
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