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== Flard ==

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===Natural Habitat===

It is difficult to observe the '''Emo Kid''' in his natural habitat, for they tend to be in secluded spots, often in the dark. The darkness results from their inability to focus on mundane tasks, such as changing a [[lightbulb]], due to a perpetually depressed state often accompanied by tears. The darkness is justified commonly with the phrase "The black of the room resonates with the searing blackness of my soul".
 To distinguish an emo from a punk, note the lack of tartan. Where a punk will often wear conspicuous amounts of (traditionally) red tartan an emo will usually opt for a brighter coloured check teeshirt and the ever present studded belt.

===Identification and Physical Characteristics===

Among some, it is easy to confuse the Emo Kid from the similar species the [[punk]], due to the plumage being similer. Noted differences to help make identification are easy enough to spot. An Emo Kid usually has a distinctive hair pattern, generally straight, and often covering the eyes. Look for attempted slash marks on the Emo Kid's wrist. Perpetual crying is a good indicator, as is the presence of shitty music.

===Mating Habits===

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