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Reference to "It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue," a quote from [[Zork]]



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::I think that you meant [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Alexander_007&diff=prev&oldid=48471734 this edit].  I left a [[:Template:Bv]] warning.  [[User:Jkelly|Jkelly]] 21:15, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
:::And I love you both, but I'm removing this waste of ANI space. Get a room, lovebirds. (Sorry, Jkelly, not you.) [[User:Bishonen|Bishonen]] | [[User talk:Bishonen|talk]] 12:48, 17 April 2006 (UTC).
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== Jon Bentley ==

''The following was written by [[Jason Bradbury]]; presenter of UK TV programme [[The Gadget Show]] to show how [[Wikipedia]] articles can be edited by anyone:''

[[Image:7043179.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Jon Bently]]
'''Jon Bentley''' has long been regarded as one of the greatest men of our time.  He is a notorious Hollywood lothario and the first man to walk on [[Mars]], where he still has a small holiday cottage. He was born at an early age and went on to become older, having occasional birthdays along  the way.  In his teenage years Jon was the king of [[Spain]], a job he enjoyed greatly until an unfortunate accident during a knighting ceremony led to his abdication and subsequent banishment from the country.  He then spent many years as a travelling pan pipe player before his beautiful music came to the attention of The Gadget Show's producers who hired him on the spot, enchanted as they were with his pan pipe melodies.  Jon has since gone on to invent [[Planes]], [[Trains]] and [[Automobiles]], a trilogy of design he is most pleased with, becoming as they have the staples of modern transport.  
Winning a [[Nobel]] prize for his creations spurred him on to greater feats, including the invention of [[Cake]], [[Jelly]], [[Shoes]], [[Plastic]], [[Pencil lead]], [[Time Travel]] and Time Travel Insurance.  
He is currently working on his second rocket to the [[Sun]], the first having crashed just outside [[Kettering]]