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Reference to "It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue," a quote from [[Zork]]



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== Easter! YAY! ==

[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=2006&diff=prev&oldid=48804732 This edit] from the [[2006]] article:
April 16 - Easter Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! I am so happy it is Easter! "I got lots of chocolates!" Cadbury yummed up the entire universe.

==From [[Paul Daniels]]==

He has since retired from presenting magic shows on TV and has resorted to taking heroin and watching porn

== [[Pierre du'due]] ==
Pierre Jean-Louc Du'due (b. April 23rd, 1890 - d. April 23rd, 1940) was a brilliant, innovative, and above all, tragic French actor whose performances, both on and off the stage, captivated audiences for minutes at a time.<br><br>

Born in Paris in 1890, Du'due was the son of Philipe and Isabelle Du'due, self-proclaimed immigrants who had lived in Paris all their lives. Pierre spent most of his early youth as a doll. By the age of four, Pierre had already developed a keen understanding of both drama and tragedy. Every denied want, need, and even those granted, were met by the four year old with an outstretched arm, and a faint look in the other direction. A tear soon followed. This maneuver would later become fondly known as "Du'due's 'moitié après neuf'", or "Half Past Nine", as the actor's shadow during the move would cast what resembled the hands on a clock. Such were the earliest signs of the tragic genious of Pierre Du'due.<br><br>

In August of 1908, Du'due wrote and starred in his first play, a tragedy in three acts entitled "Aucunes Ficelles ont Attaché", or "No Strings Attached". The plot of the story resembles a darker version of "Pinocchio". "Aucunes Ficelles ont Attaché" tells the horrific tale of young Gerard, a boy tormented at school for his belief that the government is secretly trying to drain all emotion from him, and tormented at home by his abusive mother, who makes him dress and act as if he is a puppet. In one of the most intense and disturbing scenes ever, Gerard and his mother, Juliet, engage in a dramatic battle of words.<br><br>

Gerard: They make fun of me, mother! They laugh and point fingers! I am an outsider who is being forced to stay inside!
Juliet: They are right! You are not one of them, Gerard! You dropped from my loin as a block of wood, and I chiseled at you until you resembled a boy! I used string, yarn, and glue for days on you so even I, your own mother, could stand the disgusting sight of your petrified presence!
Gerard: Liar! Liar! Your nose will grow! Liar! Liar!
Juliet: Do as you always do! Run from the truth! Have your master spin you round by your joints and run, little puppet!<br><br>

Soon after, following the enormous success of having written and starred in his first play, Du'due began a love affair with French actress Iamamanelle Guyli. Though never seen in the same room together, or within an hour or so of each other, Pierre and Iamamanelle were the most celebrated couple in France during 1910. "I wear masks. Both figuritively and literally. All of the time, I am wearing masks. Iamamanelle sees through the masks. She is a part of me. She understands me. I cry for her beauty."<br><br>

==Get a Room, Lovebirds==

:''[[WP:ANI#User:82.78.101.60]]
This anon IP is vandalizing my user talk page, [[User talk:Alexander 007]]. It claims that I am a "femme". Please either block the IP or protect my talk page after I remove some of its posts. [[User:Alexander 007|Alexander 007]] 21:05, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
:Since when asking a person if he/she is a woman or not means vandalism? [[User:82.78.101.60|82.78.101.60]] 21:13, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
:Since when asking a person if he/she is a woman or not means vandalism? [[User:82.78.101.60|82.78.101.60]] 21:13, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

::You were not asking, you stated "Cette Alexandre est une.. femme", no question mark. [[User:Alexander 007|Alexander 007]] 21:21, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

...maybe because you act like one?...like a ''femme''? don't cry baby like a woman...be a man! You called me [[bitch]] once but you're more woman than I am!

:Where have I "cried baby like a woman"? Link it. In this case, the woman would be [[User:NorbertArthur]] (excuse me), the way he keeps complaining about a minor insult. [[User:Alexander 007|Alexander 007]] 21:40, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

::Don't you [[WP:NPA|start]].  [[User:Jkelly|Jkelly]] 21:42, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

You were offended if that person called you woman! You deserve it as you have reacted so far. Maybe you hide your identity under the skin of a weak woman as you pretend to be. {{unsigned|61.24.56.186}}


::Who the hell are you anon? Stop harassing and making bizarre statements. [[User:Alexander 007|Alexander 007]] 21:45, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

Alex I'm Node. I loved you all the time. You saw my picture. I'm now in Japan. 

:OK Node, I guess I apologize for some things I did. You can understand that I'm heterosexual, and I understand that you're not. It's cool that you're in Japan, I know you're interested in the [[Ainu]] and other topics around there. However, even if I were a woman (which I'm not), you're impression of "weak woman" reflects once again your opinion of women, perhaps. [[User:Alexander 007|Alexander 007]] 22:24, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

:Check out this blatant vandalism done by it:[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Alexander_007&diff=48471734oldid=4847106].  [[User:Alexander 007|Alexander 007]] 21:10, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
::I think that you meant [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Alexander_007&diff=prev&oldid=48471734 this edit].  I left a [[:Template:Bv]] warning.  [[User:Jkelly|Jkelly]] 21:15, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
:::And I love you both, but I'm removing this waste of ANI space. Get a room, lovebirds. (Sorry, Jkelly, not you.) [[User:Bishonen|Bishonen]] | [[User talk:Bishonen|talk]] 12:48, 17 April 2006 (UTC).

== Jon Bentley ==

''The following was written by [[Jason Bradbury]]; presenter of UK TV programme [[The Gadget Show]] to show how [[Wikipedia]] articles can be edited by anyone:''

[[Image:7043179.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Jon Bently]]
'''Jon Bentley''' has long been regarded as one of the greatest men of our time.  He is a notorious Hollywood lothario and the first man to walk on [[Mars]], where he still has a small holiday cottage. He was born at an early age and went on to become older, having occasional birthdays along  the way.  In his teenage years Jon was the king of [[Spain]], a job he enjoyed greatly until an unfortunate accident during a knighting ceremony led to his abdication and subsequent banishment from the country.  He then spent many years as a travelling pan pipe player before his beautiful music came to the attention of The Gadget Show's producers who hired him on the spot, enchanted as they were with his pan pipe melodies.  Jon has since gone on to invent [[Planes]], [[Trains]] and [[Automobiles]], a trilogy of design he is most pleased with, becoming as they have the staples of modern transport.  
Winning a [[Nobel]] prize for his creations spurred him on to greater feats, including the invention of [[Cake]], [[Jelly]], [[Shoes]], [[Plastic]], [[Pencil lead]], [[Time Travel]] and Time Travel Insurance.  
He is currently working on his second rocket to the [[Sun]], the first having crashed just outside [[Kettering]]

== Steve Nash ==

Stephen John Nash (born February 7, 1974 in Johannesburg, South Africa) is a star Canadian basketball player, well at least that anybody has ever heard of. It isn't like Canada is known for their skill at basketball.

==What ever happened to a good old fashioned prayer?==

These modern wiki people, they don't even respect their deities.  This from [[M4 Sherman]]:

Hello Shiva.⏎
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== from [[Mason City, Iowa]] ==

In the late 1990's, Matt Wolf's gas terrorized the town of Mason City.  Whether it stemmed from a late night chimichanga or from a Double Cheeseburger at the Silver Lake Culver's, it was some of the most potent stuff in Mason City history, and its smell solidified Matt Wolf as one of the most dangerous citizens in Mason City.