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== penis reading ==

[[Image:Bearsdley Examination.jpg|thumb|right| Aubrey Beardsley's ''The Examination'']]

'''Penis reading''', which is also called lingam gnosis or phalloanalysis, is an ancient art of personality assessment based upon the idea that there are four types of penises:

* Earth 
* Air 
* Fire 
* Water 

Most penises represent a combination of two of these types and, concsequently, their owners share the characteristics of the two.


=== Earth penis ===


Earth penises look like yams, potatoes, turnips, or other tuberous vegetables. Uusally large, earth penises tend to be of an irregular shape and exhibit dark pigmentation. Earth penises are associated with large, hirsute, pendulous testicles.
The earth penis' owner tends to be of a homely appearance and a pragmatic nature and is apt to be a farmer. He is the domnant partner in any relationship. A down-to-earth individual, the earth penis owner has simple, ordinary, everyday tastes, in sex as in other areas of his interest and activity. Chances are that he is of only average or below-average intelligence.


=== Air Penis ===


The air penis is likely to be long, to be slender, to be of a light complexion, and to have a bend in its shaft. The small, round, lightly pigmented testicles associated with the air penis are carried close to the body, indicating a cold nature. Who owns the air penis? The artist. More specifically, although an intelligent and imaginative lover, he is an artist who is likely to be bisexual and to have difficulty making and keeping commitments, being of an adulterous and fickle character.


=== Fire penis ===



The fire penis is thick, smooth straight, symmetrical, and hot pink to red in color, indicative of its owner's fiery sexuality and his aggressive, controlling nature.
Water penis

Small and soft, the water penis is the most feminine of the four types of phalli. Although they tend to be nuturing men who enjoy doing tasks that are usually considered "woman's work," such as cooking, cleaning, and taking care of children. However, the water penis owner has a strong, active libido and may prove too much of a man for many would-be partners.



=== Water penis ===



Since water is the most feminine element, the water penis usually are of a  small, soft, and feminine appearance. Water penis owners are nuturing men, the givers in relationships, who cook and perform housework and sometimes taking the maternal role in the family. Water penis owners are highly sexed.



=== External links ===


[http://www.otoons.com/astrology/Lingam_gnosis.html]