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For background on the naming of the chapter, see [[User:Mr. Treason]].

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==From [[George Bush]]==
Blair; How do you know Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?
Bush; We kept the receipts

You should credit Bill Hicks for originating that joke. 
You can hear it on the Album 'Arizona Bay'

==From [[Talk:Biggles]]==
Where the hell was Biggles when I needed him last Saturday? [[User:TacoDeposit|Taco Deposit]] | [[User_talk:TacoDeposit|Talk-o Deposit]] 02:02, Nov 10, 2004 (UTC)

==From [[Magic bananas]]==
Magic bannanas is also commenly referred to as the "sex drug" where the user will have an urge to have sex and will have diffulcuty in saying "no" . Bannan mes to kolo SFINGI SFINGI ORGANISMOS amanamouuuuuu!

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==From [[Culiacán]]==
Zebra crossings are only cosmetic, but crossing lights are to be taken seriously. There are  police women ( very good looking ones )who will admonish you the first time, and give you a ticket if you are a known offender, if you cross the street when the red "Do not walk" sign is on. 

==From [[FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING CUNTING COUPLES. THERE IS NOT ROOM IN AISLE 6 OF TESCO FOR YOU TO EAT EACH OTHERS INNARDS OUT. THERE IS NOT ROOM IN MY LIFE TO HAVE YOUR SNOGGING SHOVED IN MY FACE ALL DAY EVERY DAY. JUST FUCK OFF.]]==

Name says it all really, I'm guessing someone had a bad Valentine's Day. [[User:Lisiate|Lisiate]] 01:21, 16 Feb 2005 (UTC)

==From [[Feminism]]==
Feminism is the movement of women. Sometimes they move to the right, and sometimes they move to the left. Sometimes they move up and down, and sometimes they vibrate. Yes, feminism is really a plethora of movements all shoved into one....

==From [[Cepheus]]==
Who's there?
Cepheus elf.
(contracted; show full)Crunk - Family name
Middle aged white guy in the Pacific Northwest with -zero- conections to hip hop.

--[[User:Thorns among our leaves|Thorns Among Our Leaves]] 23:47, 4 Mar 2005 (UTC)

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