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===Basic Information===
Founded by: [[User:SDSUPinoy|SDSUPinoy]]<br>
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 8 |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |=
 7 |  |  |  |  |  |  |pl|pl|=
 6 |  |  |  |  |  |  |pl|pl|=
 5 |nl|  |
    kd|  |  |  |pl|pl|=
 4 |nd|  |    kl|  |  |  |pl|pl|=
 3 |  |  |  |  |  |  |pl|pl|=
 2 |  |  |  |  |  |  |pl|pl|=
 1 |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |=
    a  b  c  d  e  f  g  h

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<pre>
1. The kings decide their knights are not worthy of honor, and their titles are retracted. They are
left to be pawns. Meanwhile, all of White's pawns are promoted to Bishops for being such good members
of the church. Black was too lazy to do so.
2. After leaving for a couple days to use the restroom (he really had to go), the white king from the
previous game to find that a new game has started. Angry, he takes out half the board.
3. Black apologizes and offers white three queens.
4. Vines then grow from the edge of the board and take away all the pieces from files a and h.
5. Toaster strudels come out of nowhere and divide the two armies.
6. The pawns, stuck by the ever increasing rain, decide to 'dig in' and go out WWI-trench style.
However, they become frozen (its winter) and all have to be taken away for hypothermia rehab.
7. One of White's bishops proclaims in a loud voice that "THIS IS TO SILLY TO CONTINUE!" 
and proceeds to make a legitimate move.
8. Running of the bulls!!! Poor white bishop gets trampled to death.
9. POLKA DOTS!!!
10.Bam Margera snaps a bull in the butt. Chaos assumes
11.Knights on c4 and a3 start cow tipping. Cows get mad and zap knights with antimatter rays.
12.Remaining knights get bored and decide to play a competitive game of Ratchet:Deadlocked on their
wide screen TV.
13.It is suddenly revealed that video games do not exist in the chess world. Two police officers come and attempt to arrest the knights.⏎
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'''Reasons for moves.'''
#The knights were doing something unprofessional, as they say. The pawns were… just there. I had to do something interesting, duh. --'''[[User:Fbv65edel|Fbv]]'''[[User:Fbv65edel|65]]''<font color="green">[[User:Fbv65edel/Esperanza|e]]</font>[[User:Fbv65edel|del]]'' <sup>([[User_talk:Fbv65edel|discuss]] | [[Special:Contributions/Fbv65edel|contribs]])</sup> 0(contracted; show full)
# Wheeee. [[User:Pieguy48|Pieguy48]] 19:19, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
# I just had to do [[Tony Hawk's Underground 2|that]]. [[User:Starhood`|Starhood`]] 17:54, 15 July 2006 (UTC)
# [[You have two cows]] which do not like being [[cow tipping|tipped]], that's why. [[User:Samuel 69105|Samuel 69105]] 19:10, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
# The move was taking a while so I got bored. [[User:Starhood`|Starhood`]] 22:06, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
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# Applesauce. It's good, no? [[User:Pieguy48|Pieguy48]] 03:20, 11 August 2006 (UTC)

==Standard Chess==

For preferred notation: [[Algebraic chess notation]]<br>
For example: [[Kasparov versus The World]]<br>

===Game 1 (SC3)=== [[French Defence]]
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It is so much better to have visually recognisable shapes than letters when trying to picture up to 24 objects at once. The letters idea is just a non-starter. [[jazborocketman]]

Might be good for the Calvin Chess game, but I just moved so somebody else has to do that one :) [[User:LittleBrother|LittleBrother]] 15:16, 2 January 2006 (UTC)



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