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Mateismo
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[[Religion|Religión]] no muy conocida dedicada a alabar al "verdadero señor". Inventada por [[Occultism Occult Art|ocultistas]] [[Uruguay|uruguayos]] el febrero de 2018, se dice que besar los pies de "el creador" uno gana el derecho al conocimiento infinito y a usar la expresión "Happy Tapioca" y "cropofago subdesarrollado" sin repercusiones sociales. Al ser mateista el ser humano (hombre para declarar su evidente superioridad sexual) debe de cumplir con 3 pasos, agacharse, besar los pies de su pastor y escuchar nigthcore muy fuerte.
Al ser mujer solo debe de succionar su escroto.

Roughly translates as:

Religion not very known dedicated to praise the "true sir". Invented by Uruguayan occultists in February 2018, it is said that kissing the feet of "the creator" one gains the right to infinite knowledge and to use the expression "Happy Tapioca" and "underdeveloped cropofago" without social repercussions. Being mateista the human being (man to declare his evident sexual superiority) must comply with 3 steps, bend over, kiss the feet of his pastor and listen to nigthcore very strong. As a woman, you should only suck your scrotum.

Sending to Draft and using as an example of why we need [[WP:ACREQ]] [[User:Legacypac|Legacypac]] ([[User talk:Legacypac|talk]]) 19:44, 18 March 2018 (UTC)⏎
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