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A '''fictional brand''' is a non-existing [[brand]] used in artistic or entertainment productions — paintings, books, [[comics]], movies, TV serials, etc.. The fictional brand may be designed to imitate a real corporate brand, satirize a real corporate brand, or differentiate itself from real corporate brands.

==Why create fictional brands==
Works of fiction often mention or show specific [[brand]]s to give more realism to the plot or scenery. Specific brands provide descriptive details that the author can use to craft a plot: a character may own a factory that manufactures a popular product, or may make a scene by demanding a particular brand; a [[detective]] may get clues from the brand of [[cigarette]]s smoked by a suspect; a film may include a commercial [[poster]] on the background, or show a package of cereal in close-up.

However, unauthorized use of real [[trademark]]s for such purposes could trigger legal action by their owners — especially if the brands are referenced in a way that could be seen to have negative marketing impact. In general, the use of a real brand requires prior written consent by the brand's owner, who will typically demand some control on the brand's use. These hassles are probably the main reason for the use of fictitious brands.

Real brands ''are'' often used, of course.  Sometimes a specific brand is needed because of its prior associations; e.g. the Coca-Cola machine scene in [[Stanley Kubrick|Kubrick]]'s ''[[Dr. Strangelove]]'' would not work with any other real or fictitious brand (except possibly [[Pepsi]]). Sometimes the author will use a common brand only to make the scene more natural or create a specific ambience.  More commonly, such uses are instances  of [[product placement]] — the insertion of "casual" (but actually paid and intentional) positive references to brands in movies, television programming, games, and books.  However, this practice is so widespread in the [[entertainment industry]] that it gives authors another reason to avoid the use of real brands: any such reference would be suspected by the public of being paid advertising, and could diminish the artistic or intellectual merit of the work.

Another advantage to a fictional brand is that all its specifications can be invented. In this sense, an author can invent a model or brand of car, for which he can make up details. That way, he doesn't have to go look up specifications on a car, which would take time and effort- he could just make them up.

Yet another reason to use a fictional brand is that sometimes a product is itself a major "character" in the plot, and using a real brand would limit creativity as the author would be constrained by the actual attributes of that brand. A subset of this is comedic brands, the most famous being "Acme" for the maker of complicated gadgets that never quite work.

Finally, the use of a real brand may be excluded also when the plot is meant to develop in a time or place (e.g. in a distant future, or in a [[fictional universe]]) where the real brand would not have existed anyway.

==Fictional brands==

The following is a list of fictional brands, organized by product category.

===Beverages===
====Alcoholic beverages====

* A Cold One - ''[[Homestar Runner]]''
* [[Alamo Beer]] - ''[[King of the Hill]]''
* A.M. Ale - ''[[Saturday Night Live]]''
* Bear Whiz Beer - ''[[Firesign Theatre]]''
* Bearhugger's Whisky - ''[[Discworld]]'' (varieties include Old Selected Dragon's Blood and The MacAbre)
* Bendërbrau Cold-Fusion Steam Beer (microbrew) - ''[[Futurama (TV series)|Futurama]]''
* BOA - ''[[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]''
* Brewmaster - ''[[Saturday Night Live]]'', parody of [[Meisterbrau]] commercial
* [[Butterbeer]] - ''[[Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban]]''
* Buzz Beer - caffeinated beer from ''[[The Drew Carey Show]]''
* Cap-Beer-Cino - caffeinated beer competitor to Buzz Beer from ''[[The Drew Carey Show]]''
* [[C.M.O.T. Dibbler]]'s Genuine Authentic Soggy Mountain Dew - [[Discworld]], the bottle says 'one hundred and fifty percent proof'! This is almost certantly a lie.
* Colonel Kwik-E-Mart's Kentucky Bourbon - ''[[The Simpsons]]''
* Drunken Cowboy Whiskey - ''[[The Simpsons]]''
* [[Duff Beer]] - ''[[The Simpsons]]'' (includes: Duff Lite, Duff Dry, Duff Dark, Lady Duff, Raspberry Duff, Tartar Control Duff, and Henry K. Duff's Private Reserve)
* Elsinore Beer - ''[[Strange Brew]]''
* Fudd Beer - ''[[The Simpsons]]''
* [[Klein bottle|Klein]]'s Beer - ''[[Futurama (TV series)|Futurama]]''
* Koul-Brau beer - [[DC Comics]]
* Leopard Lager - ''[[Red Dwarf (television)|Red Dwarf]]''
* Löbrau Beer - ''[[Futurama (animated series)|Futurama]]''
* Masterbrew - ''[[Saturday Night Live]]'' parody of [[Meisterbrau]] commercial
* Mister Beer- ''[[Saturday Night Live]]'' parody of [[Meisterbrau]] commercial
* Old Phillipino Creamy (coming in shorts & quarts) - ''[[Firesign Theatre]]''
* Olde Fortran Malt Liquor - ''[[Futurama (TV series)|Futurama]]''
* Old Vinyards - ''[[The Lord of the Rings]]''
* Pabst Blue Robot - ''[[Futurama (TV series)|Futurama]]''
* Pawtucket Patriot Ale - ''[[Family Guy]]''
* Plummett & Rose Wines & Spirits - the company [[Montague Egg]] works for in the stories by [[Dorothy L. Sayers]]
* Red Tick Beer - ''[[The Simpsons]]''
* Rettib - a backwards version of bitter-[[Red Dwarf]]
* Sam Adams' Head Boston Lager - ''[[Futurama (TV series)|Futurama]]''
* Samuel Jackson Boston Lager - ''[[Chappelle's Show]]''
* Schmitz Gay Beer - ''[[Saturday Night Live]]''
* Shires Ale - ''[[The Archers]]''
* S'more Schnapps - ''[[South Park]]''
* Spunk beer - ''[[Tank Girl]]''
* St. Pauli Exclusion Principle Girl Beer - ''[[Futurama (TV series)|Futurama]]''
* Tenku Beer - ''[[Kill Bill]]''
* That Ol' Janx Spirit - Primary ingredient of a [[Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster]] in ''[[The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]''
* Turbot's Really Odd Real Ale - ''[[Discworld]]''
* Willer Beer - ''[[The Kentucky Fried Movie]]''
* Winkle's Old Peculiar Real Ale - ''[[Discworld]]''
* Vagrant's Choice Fortified Scotch - ''[[The Simpsons]]''
* Victory Gin - ''[[Nineteen Eighty-Four]]'' by [[George Orwell]]
* Yebichu - ''[[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]'' (a combination on real beer Yebisu and ''[[Ebichu]]'', both of which the creators were fans of)
''See also'':  [[List of fictional mixed drinks]]

====Carbonated Beverages====

* 6+  - ''[[The Man Who Sold the Moon]]''
* bebop cola - ''[[Sealab 2021]]'', Comes in a variety of flavors: Root Bird, Gilberto Grape, Artie Shawberry, Kiwi Holliday, Peachmo, John Cola-trane, Don Wild Cherry, Vince Guavaldi, Dave Bruberry, Cab Colaway, Dexterade, Nina Lemone, Mango Reinhardt, Getzberry, Fizzy Gillespie, Marian McPineapple, Or'ngette Coleman, Mingus Dew, Plain, and Diet Plain.
* Bouncy Bubble Beverage (aka B3). Also B1, B2 and B4. - [[Paranoia (role-playing game)|Paranoia RPG]]
* Brotherhood's Sparkling Pomayde - ''[[Murder Must Advertise]]'' and [[Montague Egg]] stories (both by [[Dorothy L. Sayers]])
* Bubbleshake - (actually an [[addiction|addictive]] appetite suppressant) ''[[Doctor Who]]''
* Buzz Cola - (also Crystal Buzz Cola) ''[[The Simpsons]]''
* Cactus Cola - ''[[The Flintstones]]''
* Cadre Cola - [[The Running Man]] movie
* Carbie Cola - (The most carbonated soft drink ever), ''[[Fillmore]]''
* Cowboy Cola - ''[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]'' ([[Mirage Studios]] comics)
* Dopokoke - cocaine-spiked drink in ''[[For His Son]]'', a 1912 [[D. W. Griffith]] short
* Ebola Cola ("The hemorrhage that refreshes") - ''[[Transmetropolitan]]'' comics
* Fizzade - ''[[Doctor Who]]''
* Fukk Cola - ''[[Syrup (novel)|Syrup]]''
* Hip Pop - ''[[The Simpsons]]''
* Jammin' Orange Blast - ''[[Futurama (TV series)|Futurama]]''
* Jooky - [[7-Up]] TV commercial
* Kreml cola - ''[[One, Two, Three]]''
* Moka Cola - ''[[The Man Who Sold the Moon]]''
* Mrs. Arbiter's Ginger Beer - [[Discworld]]
* Nozz-a-La - [[The Dark Tower (series)|Dark Tower]], an alternate version of Coca Cola.
* Patrola Cola - window cleaner with soy beans from [[Robert Downey Sr.]]'s "Putney Swope" 
* Pepsi Perfect - ''[[Back to the Future Part II]]''
* Purple Flurp - ''[[Jimmy Neutron]]''
* Rocka Cola - ''[[The Flintstones]]''
* sHades - ("sHades - The soda from Hell") - ''[[The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul]]''
* Slug-o-Cola - ''[[Star Trek: Deep Space Nine]]''
* Slurm - ''[[Futurama (TV series)|Futurama]]''
* Soder Cola - [[DC Comics]], esp. ''[[Superman]]'' titles
* Soylent Cola ("The Taste Varies from Person to Person") - ''[[Futurama (TV series)|Futurama]]''
* Zesti Cola - [[DC Comics]], esp. ''[[Batman]]'' titles; Soder's great rival.

====Other beverages====
*Aquarta Milk - ''[[Mad magazine]]''
*Bucket's Bovine-, Ovine- and Caprine-Based Drinks - ''[[Discworld]]''
*Cardio Punch Sports Drink - ''[[Lizzie McGuire]]''
*Chocolate Chip Juice - ''[[Sealab 2021]]''
*Crab Juice - ''[[The Simpsons]]''
*Curly Mountain Straight - [[Klatchian coffee]], ''[[Discworld]]''
*Dr. Breen's Private Reserve - [[Bottled water]], ''[[Halflife 2]]''
*Drink - a drink (all foods and beverages in the film are similarly branded.) - ''[[Repo Man]]''
*Ersatz Brothers Coffee ("look for the can in the plain brown can") - ''[[The Firesign Theatre]]''
*Extreme Walrus Juice - ''[[Futurama (animated series)|Futurama]]''
*Garden Blast - organic vegetable juice - ''[[The Simpsons]]''
*Malk ("Now with more Vitamin R!") - ''[[The Simpsons]]''
*Mococoa - All-natural chocolate drink, made from beans grown on the upper slopes of Mt. Nicaragua (''[[The Truman Show]]'')
*Lord Green tea (a play on [[Earl Grey tea]]) - ''[[Discworld]]''
*Red Desert Special - [[Klatchian coffee]], ''[[Discworld]]''
*Shiz! - ''[[Futurama (animated series)|Futurama]]''
*Squishy - Slurpee-type drink, ''[[The Simpsons]]''
*[[Swill]] - [[Mineral water]], ''[[Saturday Night Live]]''
*Twentyman Teas - ''[[Murder Must Advertise]]'' by [[Dorothy L. Sayers]]

===Food and grocery products===
* Aloafa Bread - ''[[Mad magazine]]''
* Apounda Butter - ''[[Mad magazine]]''
* Apple Gunkies - fictional [[sponsor]] of [[advertisement]]s on [[Massachusetts Institute of Technology|MIT]] student [[radio station]]
* Arnie's Whole Beef Halves - ''[[Firesign Theatre]]''
* Admirable Bird's Deep Fried Chicken Fingers - ''[[Firesign Theatre]]''
* Bachelor Bar - ''[[Futurama (TV series)|Futurama]]''
* Bachelor Chow - ''[[Futurama (TV series)|Futurama]]''
* Bean Bay Beans - "They're the beaniest!"  ''[[Futurama (TV series)]]''
* Beef Log - ''[[The Brak Show]]''
* Beer-battered Ticks - ''[[Firesign Theatre]]''
* Billy Jack Dog Food - ''[[Firesign Theatre]]''
* Blackbury Pickles - ''[[Johnny and the Bomb]]''
* Bucket's Dairy Products - ''[[Discworld]]''
* Bunbury's Wholemeal Flour - ''[[Murder Must Advertise]]'' by [[Dorothy L. Sayers]]
* Captain Eightpanther's Travellers Digestives - ''[[Discworld]]''
* CHAM (a takeoff on [[SPAM]]) - ''[[Hey Arnold!]]''
* Chef Lonely Hearts Soup For One - ''[[The Simpsons]]''
* CHOW™ - ''[[Good Omens]]''
* Cheesy Poofs - ''[[South Park]]''
* Clammer's Beefymite Spread - ''[[Discworld]]''
* Enchiladitos - snack chips, ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]''
* French-Fried Fleas - ''[[The Firesign Theatre]]''
* Glagnar's Human Rinds - "It's a buncha muncha cruncha human!" ''[[Futurama (TV series)|Futurama]]'' 
* [[Glenbogle]] Preserves - ''[[Monarch of the Glen]]''
* Gobble Wieners - turkey hot dogs, ''[[Futurama (TV series)|Futurama]]'' 
* Groat Cakes (Heavy on the 30-weight Mom!) - ''[[Firesign Theatre]]''
* Groat Clusters - ''[[Firesign Theatre]]''
* Guts in a Cup! (Yum!) - ''[[Firesign Theatre]]''
* Ironcrust's Dwarf Bread - "T'bread wi' t'edge", ''[[Discworld]]'' [*Not strictly intended as food]
* Kaiser Chicken, ubiquitously advertised free-range chicken meat - ''[[The Truman Show]]''
* Kibbles 'n' Snouts - (pet food) ''[[Futurama (TV series)|Futurama]]''
* Louie's Wipe Out Pumice Hamburgers - ''[[Firesign Theatre]]''
* Ma Raney's Old Fashioned Wholesome Moleskin Cookies - ''[[Firesign Theatre]]''
* MEALS™ - ''[[Good Omens]]''
* Merkle and Stingbat's Very Famous Brown Sauce - ''[[Discworld]]''
* Motron's Salt - ''[[Futurama (TV series)|Futurama]]''
* Mouse-on-a-Stick (Wow!) - ''[[Firesign Theatre]]''
* Mrs. Smith's Deep Dish Sheep Dip Cherry Stone Pies - ''[[Firesign Theatre]]''
* Munce (an all-purpose processed [[vegetable]] product) - [[Judge Dredd]]
* Nick's Swell Pizza, with no Anchovies! - ''[[Firesign Theatre]]''
* Perp - ''[[The Muller-Fokker Effect]]''
* Pizza in a Cup - ''[[The Jerk]]''
* Powdered Toast - ''[[Ren and Stimpy]]''
* Powdermilk Biscuits - ''[[Prairie Home Companion]]''
* Rat-in-a-Box - ''[[Firesign Theatre]]''
* Krusty Rib-Wich - made from a (now-extinct) [[species]] of [[insect]]s, ''[[The Simpsons]]''
* Sleepy Joes (red beans and reds) at House of Bad Brains - ''[[Firesign Theatre]]''
* SMEAT, a takeoff on [[SPAM]] - ''[[Waterworld]]''
* Son-of-a-Gun Stew - "Cowboy" Andy von de Oniyate's canned stew, ''[[Cowboy Bebop]]''
* Soylent Chow - ''[[Futurama (TV series)|Futurama]]''
* [[Soylent Green]] - from the film of the same name and the [[Make Room, Make Room!|novel that inspired it]]
* Soylent Red and Soylent Yellow - see Soylent Green
* Steakfish fillet - Menu item when [[Moe's Place]] on [[the Simpsons]] briefly became a family style restaurant; revealed to be marketing term for 'bottom feeding suction eel'
* Swell Cheese - ''[[Firesign Theatre]]''
* That's Not Yogurt! - ''[[Saturday Night Live]]''
* Third & Third & Third - parody of [[Half and half]], ''[[Futurama (TV series)|Futurama]]''
* Uncle Siggy's Peruvian Cocoa Powder - ''[[Firesign Theatre]]''

====Breakfast Cereals====

*Admiral Crunch - ''[[Futurama (TV series)|Futurama]]''
*Ano-Weet - ''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]''
*Archduke Chocula - ''[[Futurama (TV series)|Futurama]]''
*Brekkie Flakes - UK TV commercial for Lombard Direct (loans company)
*Bunbury's Breakfast Bran - ''[[Murder Must Advertise]]'' by [[Dorothy L. Sayers]]
*Canine Crunchies - ''[[101 Dalmatians]]''
*Captain Sucrose - ''[[Fox Trot|FoxTrot]]''
*Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs - ''[[Calvin and Hobbes]]''
*Chunky Puffs - ''[[Ed, Edd, and Eddy]]''
*Colon Blow (also Super Colon Blow) - ''[[Saturday Night Live]]''
*Cowboy Crunchies - ''[[Toy Story 2]]''
*Dino Puffs - ''[[Mama's Family]]''
*Drama Flakes - ''[[The Tick]]''
*Ethereal cereals -  [[Robert Downey Sr.]]'s "Putny Swope"
*Froot Poots - ''[[All That]]''
*Generic Puffs - ''[[Family Guy]]''
*Jackie O's - ''[[The Simpsons]]''
*Kap'n Alphabet - ''[[Muppets From Space]]''
*Kavity Krunch - ''[[CatDog]]''
*Kelpo - ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]''
*Krispies - [[Red Dwarf]]
*Krusty O's cereal - ''[[The Simpsons]]''
*Little Chocolate Donuts - ''[[Saturday Night Live]]''
*Loosener's Castor Oil Flakes - ''[[Firesign Theatre]]''
*[[Lucky Captain Rabbit King Nuggets]] - ''[[Powerpuff Girls]]''
*Lucky Chodes - ''[[Ren and Stimpy]]''
*Meatloaf Crunch - ''[[The Amanda Show]]''
*N'yuk-N'yuks - "The Breakfast of Stooges" from ''[[Three Stooges|The Three Stooges In Orbit]]''
*Peabody's Piper Parritch - ''[[Murder Must Advertise]]'' by [[Dorothy L. Sayers]]
*Quarry - "Better tasting 'cause it's mined" ''[[Saturday Night Live]]''
*Raw Bits - ''[[Prairie Home Companion]]''
*Reptar Cereal - ''[[Rugrats]]''
*Shredded Meat - ''[[All That]]''
*Spaceballs the Breakfast Cereal - ''[[Spaceballs]]''
*Stabby-Ohs - ([[Fictional characters within The Simpsons#Itchy and Scratchy|Itchy & Scratchy]] brand cereal) ''[[The Simpsons]]''
*Sugar Frosted Lumps  - ''[[Ren and Stimpy]]''
*Sugar Frosted Milk - ''[[Ren and Stimpy]]''
*Sugar Sod Pops - ''[[Ren and Stimpy]]''
*Veggie-O's -''[[Daddy Day Care]]''
*Wheelies Cereal - "Stays crunchy in the face of adversity," ''[[Family Guy]]''

====Confections and candy products====

* [[Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans]] - [[jellybean]]s from the [[Harry Potter]] series
* [[Chocolate Salty Balls]] - ''[[South Park]]''
* Chocos - [[DC Comics]], favourite cookie of the [[Martian Manhunter]] (replacing [[Oreo]]s, which featured as such in [[Keith Giffen]]'s [[Justice League of America]])
* Everlasting Gobstopper  - ''[[Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory]]''
* Higgs and Meakins - chocolate manufacturers in ''[[Discworld]]''
* Hyperbubble - gum advertised in ''Chewing'' Magazine - ''[[Calvin and Hobbes]]''
* Jolly Time Jelly Beans - Actually exists, but if you open a can of 'jelly beans' a joke snake explodes out of the can in your face.
* Jupiter Crunch - candy bar from Fred D'Ignazio's ''Chip Mitchell'' series
* Mrs. Muldoon's Expectorant Lozenges - cough sweets in ''[[Discworld]]''
* Pep bubble gum, causes levitation - ''[[Duck Tales]]''
* Mock Choc, a [[chocolate]] substitute - ''[[Judge Dredd]]''
* Mockolate,  a [[chocolate]] substitute - ''[[Friends]]''
* Snacky Cakes - ''[[South Park]]''
* Styro-Pak Cookies - ''[[Futurama (animated series)|Futurama]]''
* Sunshine Desserts - a whole dessert range. In ''[[The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin]]'', the title character works for the company that makes them.
* Stuff, a creamy whipped dessert with unusual powers - ''[[The Stuff]]''
* Sta-Puft Marshmallows - ''[[Ghostbusters]]''
* Swell's Goody - ''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]''
* Tomboy Toffee - ''[[Murder Must Advertise]]'' by [[Dorothy L. Sayers]]
* Whizzo Chocolates - ''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]''
* Wienrich and Boettcher- very upmarket chocolate manufacturers in ''[[Discworld]]''
* Wonka's Nutty Crunch Surprise - ''[[Charlie and the Chocolate Factory]]''
* Wonka's Whipplefudgemallow Delight - ''[[Charlie and the Chocolate Factory]]''

====Nutritional supplements====

*Buck-u-Uppo - [[P.G. Wodehouse]]'s [[Mr Mulliner]] stories
*Jollop's Concentrated Lactobeef Tablets for Travellers - ''[[Murder Must Advertise]]'' by [[Dorothy L. Sayers]]
*Maltogene - ''[[Murder Must Advertise]]'' by [[Dorothy L. Sayers]]
*Nutrax nerve tonic - ''[[Murder Must Advertise]]'' by [[Dorothy L. Sayers]]
*Vitameatavegemin, a nutritional supplement that incidentally contains a high proportion of alcohol - ''[[I Love Lucy]]''

===Medicine and drugs===
See the [[Fictional chemical substance#Fictional medicine and drugs|Fictional medicine and drugs]] section of [[Fictional chemical substance]]

===Clothing lines/brands===
*Banana Club - ''[[Kim Possible]]''
*Blackbury Boots - "If it's a boot, it's a Blackbury!" ''[[Johnny and the Dead]]''
*Bleu Jeans - ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]''
*Boggi's - ''[[Discworld]]''
*Derelicte - ''[[Zoolander]]''
*Didgeridoos - ''[[Magic: The Gathering]]'' (''Unglued'' series)
*Farley's Fashion Footwear - ''[[Murder Must Advertise]]'' by [[Dorothy L. Sayers]]
*Gess - from a [[Bruce Baum]] sketch on ''Comic Strip Live!''
*Giorgio Armonster - ''[[Futurama (animated series)|Futurama]]''
*Lightspeed Briefs - ''[[Futurama (animated series)|Futurama]]''
*Mad Mod - Clothing brand owned by former [[Teen Titans]] villain The Mad Mod in [[DC Comics]]
*Manslip Collection - A men's underwear brand in comics by [[Ralf König]]
*Mr. Boy - formal wear for young men on ''[[The Simpsons]]'' 
*Papaya Republic - ''[[Dykes To Watch Out For]]''
*Potato Republic - ''[[Spinal Tap]]''
*Threadgold's Thoroughgrip Garterettes - ''[[Beachcomber]]''
*Valentine lingerie - ''[[Dallas (television)|Dallas]]''
*Veronica's Closet - ''[[Veronica's Closet]]''

===Tobacco products===

====Cigarettes====
* Cloud Nine [[marijuana]] cigarettes - ''[[Doctor Who]]'' novels
* Drome Cigarettes - ''[[Lolita]]'' by [[Vladimir Nabokov]] (a play on "Dromedary", the kind of camel pictured on Camel cigarette packages)
* El Dorado Cigarettes - ''[[Family Guy]]''
* Fantastic Cigarettes ("long in the leaf and short in the can") - ''[[The Firesign Theatre]]''
* Gasperettes - ''[[Murder Must Advertise]]'' by [[Dorothy L. Sayers]]
* Hashmore cigarettes - ''[[The Muller-Fokker Effect]]''
* Highmaster [[marijuana]] cigarettes - ''[[H.A.R.L.I.E.|When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One]]''
* Holy Spirit Cigarettes ''[[Kentucky Fried Movie"]]''
* Kentucky Slims Chicken-Flavored Cigarettes  - ''[[Futurama (animated series)|Futurama]]''
* Land-O-Smiles [[marijuana]] cigarettes - ''[[The Man in the High Castle]]''
* [[Laramie cigarettes]] (and Laramie Jr.) - ''[[The Simpsons]]''
* Llama Cigarettes - ''[[The Shadow]]''
* Mazedonia Zigarettes - [[Syldavia]]n brand in [[Hergé]]'s [[Tintin]] album ''L'Affaire Tournesol'' ([[1956]]) [http://www.zompist.com/syldavian.html].
* Morley cigarettes - ''[[The X-Files]]'', ''[[Millennium (television series)|Millennium]]''
* Nails cigarettes - "[[Dogma (movie)|Dogma]]"
* Napalm cigarettes - ''[[Pollen (novel)|Pollen]]'' by [[Jeff Noon]]
* Necromancer cigarettes - ''[[Discworld]]''
* Puffin Cigarettes - ''[[Murder Must Advertise]]'' by [[Dorothy L. Sayers]]
* Red Apple cigarettes - ''[[Pulp Fiction]]'', ''[[Kill Bill]]''
* Victory cigarettes - ''[[Nineteen Eighty-Four]]'' by [[George Orwell]]
* Whifflets - ''[[Murder Must Advertise]]'' by [[Dorothy L. Sayers]]
* Cigarettes bearing only the sign of the dollar - ''[[Atlas Shrugged]]'' by [[Ayn Rand]]

====Cigars====
*[[Cigars of the Pharaoh]] - [[Hergé]]'s [[Tintin]] album ''Les cigares du pharaon'' ([[1934]])
*Dutch Butts - ''[[Futurama (animated series)|Futurama]]''
*Le Grand Cigar - ''[[Futurama (animated series)|Futurama]]''
*Pantweed's Thin Pantellas - ''[[Discworld]]''
*Royal Kooparillo - ''[[Futurama (animated series)|Futurama]]''
*Zuban Cigars - ''[[Futurama (animated series)|Futurama]]''

====Other tobacco products====
* Blackheart chewing tobacco - ''[[Discworld]]''
* Jolly Sailor pipe tobacco - ''[[Discworld]]''
* [[Longbottom Leaf]] - ''[[The Lord of the Rings]]''
* [[Old Toby's]] pipeweeds - ''[[The Lord of the Rings]]''

===Household products===

* Binford Tools - ''[[Home Improvement]]'', ''[[Toy Story]]''
* Blam-O - ''[[What's Happening!!]]''
* Carl Farbman furniture - ''[[Seinfeld#The Checks|Seinfeld]]''
* Darling's Household Appliances - ''[[Murder Must Advertise]]'' by [[Dorothy L. Sayers]]
* Galaxy Glue - ''[[The Incredible Shrinking Woman]]''
* Fibro-Val detergent - ''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]''
* Godti Makers - [[Mafia]]-made, [[nanotechnology]]-based material synthesizers (''[[Transmetropolitan]]'')
* Keflon cookware - ''[[Seinfeld#The Fatigues|Seinfeld]]''
* Mr. Fusion Home Energy Reactor - ''[[Back to the Future]]'' trilogy
* Mr. Sparkle - ([[Japan]]ese dishwashing detergent) - ''[[The Simpsons]]''
* Sanfect disinfectant - ''[[Murder Must Advertise]]'' by [[Dorothy L. Sayers]]
* Sopo - ''[[Murder Must Advertise]]'' by [[Dorothy L. Sayers]]

===Hair, hygiene, and beauty products===

*Bronzoluxe Creme - ''[[Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law]]''
*Command Purpose Condoms - ''[[Strangers in Paradise]]''
*Crelm Toothpaste - ''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]''
*Dapper Dan Pomade - ''[[O Brother, Where Art Thou?]]''
*Dead Cat Soap - ''[[Firesign Theatre]]''
*[[C.M.O.T. Dibbler|Dibbler]]'s Homeopathic Shampoo - ''[[Discworld]]''
*Fop Pomade - ''[[O Brother, Where Art Thou?]]''
*The French Stuff - ''[[Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law]]''
*Lover Soap - ''[[Stranger in a Strange Land]]''
*Mere and Stingbat's Herbal Wash (with herbs!) - ''[[Discworld]]''
*Ocean Breeze Soap ("<strike>For people who don't want to stink</strike> It will make you clean") - ''[[The Muppets Take Manhattan]]''
*Ori-dent electric toothbrushes - ''[[Seinfeld#The Doll|Seinfeld]]''
*Robo Fresh  - ''[[Futurama (animated series)|Futurama]]''
*Rinse 'n' Run Scalp Tonic (with extra herbs!) - ''[[Discworld]]'' (parodies Wash & Go shampoo/conditioner)
*Sonky's Preventatives - ''[[Discworld]]'' condoms (a [[genericized trademark|genericised]] brand, as in "a packet of sonkies")
*Spurt Toothpaste - ''[[Looker]]''
*Super Lip (Ladies's Depilatory) ''[[Putney Swope]]''
*Soul Glow - ''[[Coming to America]]''
*Toothpaste - ''[[The Toothpaste Millionaire]]''

===Petroleum Products===
*&#960;-in-1 Oil - parody of 3-in-1 Oil, ''[[Futurama (animated series)|Futurama]]''
*Lexoil - ''[[DC Comics]]''
*Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil (made with 10% more love than the next leading brand) - ''[[Futurama (animated series)|Futurama]]''
*Petro Mundo - ''[[Captain Ron]]''
*[[Roxxon]] - ''[[Marvel Comics]]''

===Stores, retailers, and fast-food outlets===
See [[List of fictional companies#Retailers]]

===Vehicles===
*6000 SUX - car from film ''[[Robocop]]''
*Beta Romeo  - flying car, ''[[Futurama (animated series)|Futurama]]''
*The Betsy - [[Harold Robbins]] novel (and movie) ''The Betsy''
*Bormann 6 - car from the US film ''[[Putney Swope]]''
*Canyonero - a parody of typical [[SUV]]s, ''[[The Simpsons]]''.
*Durango 95 - sports car, from the film ''[[A Clockwork Orange]]''
*[[General Products (Larry Niven)|General Products]] - Spaceship hulls, [[Known Space]]
*Heron sedan car - ''[[Nero Wolfe]]''
*The Homer - car designed by [[Homer Simpson]], ''[[The Simpsons]]''
*IT - codename for a superfast [[gyroscopic]] [[unicycle]] designed by Mr. Garrison to combat airlines, ''[[South Park]]''
*The Jupiter 8 - a Roman car on an episode of the original ''[[Star Trek]]'' series
*[[Melmoth the Wanderer|Melmoth]] - [[Humbert Humbert]]'s car in ''[[Lolita]]''
*Ford Thundercougarfalconbird  - flying car, ''[[Futurama (animated series)|Futurama]]''
*Plymouth V'ger  - flying car, ''[[Futurama (animated series)|Futurama]]''
*Scooty-Puff Jr. - short-range single-person spacecraft for children, ''[[Futurama (animated series)|Futurama]]''
*Scooty-Puff Sr. - short-range single-person spacecraft for adults, ''[[Futurama (animated series)|Futurama]]''
*Trovare - expensive but unreliable sports car from 'Europa', from the [[1988]] US movie ''It Takes Two''
*Wagon Queen Family Truckster (in Metallic Pea with optional Rallye Fun-Pack) - ''[[National Lampoon's Vacation]]''
*Wasabi - a badly designed Japanese car driven by Newton Pulsifer in ''[[Good Omens]]''

===Other products===
* Various [[Road Runner cartoon#The Acme Corporation|ACME]] products - ''[[Wile E. Coyote]]'' and other ''[[Looney Tunes]]'' [[animated cartoon]]s
* Arachno Spores - "The fatal spore with the funny name!"  - ''[[Futurama (animated series)|Futurama]]''
* Akina iconographs - [[imp]]-powered "cameras" in ''[[Discworld]]''
* Baby Smokes-A-Lot - doll, ''[[Family Guy]]''
* Bag-O-Glass - ''[[Saturday Night Live]]''
* Bamboo Boogie Boots - ''[[Futurama (animated series)|Futurama]]''
* Bioalchemic Products - imp-powered personal organisers in ''[[Discworld]]''
* Dr. Flimflam's Miracle Cream - ''[[Futurama (animated series)|Futurama]]''
* [[Happy Fun Ball]] - "Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball." - ''[[Saturday Night Live]]''
* Lexcorp, Lexoil, Lexair, Lex-Mart etc. - Various brands owned by [[Lex Luthor]] in [[DC Comics]]
* Li'l Bastard - line of mischief-making kits for young children, often used by [[Bart Simpson]] in ''[[The Simpsons]]''
* Loose Blood - mysterious product advertised on ''[[Firesign Theater]]''
* Magnavolt car security system - ''[[Robocop]] 2'' [[film]]
* Molten Boron  - ''[[Futurama (animated series)|Futurama]]''
* Nishi - brand of electronics, ''[[The Big Hit]]''
* Ortho-pure Procreation Pills - ''[[The Running Man]]'' [[film]]
* Poop (cola, chocolates, etc.) - ''[[Invader Zim]]''
* Poopin Diggins - ''[[The Bob Show]]''
* Shankman's Rubbing Compound - "When something needs rubbing, think Shankman!" ''[[Futurama (animated series)|Futurama]]''
* Slashco [[knife|knives]] - ''[[The Simpsons]]''
* Strong Force Krazy Glue - ''[[Futurama (animated series)|Futurama]]''
* Super Adhesive Industrial Glue - ''[[Family Guy]]''
* Thompson's Teeth - "The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!" ''[[Futurama (animated series)|Futurama]]''
* Try-Hard 1-11 pacemaker battery - "Picks up where your heart left off." [[Saturday Night Live]]
* [[Ubik]] - From the [[Philip K. Dick]] novel of that name.  "Safe when used as directed".
* Va-poo-rise - [[vaporize]]s dog poop, ''[[Envy (movie)|Envy]]''

==See also==
*[[Archive of fictional things]]
*[[List of fictional companies]]
*[[List of fictional electronic games]]
*[[List of fictional media companies and events]]
*[[Brand]]
*[[Trademark]]
*[[Product placement]]
*[[Brand management]]

==External links==
*[http://www.s-t.com/daily/07-96/07-12-96/c04ae104.htm Searching for a Big Kahuna Burger]
*[http://www.lavasurfer.com/cereal-fictional.html Topher's List of Fictional Cereals]

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