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"The Greatest Show on Earth".  The Barnum and Bailey Circus went by this title for many years but it appears that there is a newer, more grand show on planet Earth.  After making their debut performance at a talent show at  Hopewell High School (Aliquippa PA) on February 9, 2007, CACM has taken the world by storm.  

           
== The Beginning ==

-Thursday January 4, 2007-
After eating breakfast pizza and enjoying a tasty 4oz apple juice carton, Cory and Andrew migrated from the cafeteria of Hopewell High toward their homeroom.  Out of the corner of his eye, Andrew noticed what appeared to be Napoleon Dynamite.  "Hey CJ!" exclaimed Andrew.  The three chatted at CJ's locker, as it was just outside of his homeroom and only a few feet away from Cory and Andrew's homeroom.  Marcus soon rolled up. 7:33, right on time.  As the quartet conversed, there soon came an awkward pause.  None of the four studly men had anything to say.  Just then, Cory began to break out into song.  Yet it was not the kind of song one would expect.  He began to sing the early 20th century classic, Mr. Sandman.  Something magical occurred when he began to sing.  All four began to snap together on beat as Andrew and Marcus provided a background beat and CJ was on time for every backup vocal.  This was the beginning of the world famous '''CACM'''.


== What If? ==
 
A crowd gathered around the four as they drew much attention in the quiet hallway.  When the song was finished, people went wild.  Women fell to their knees and mothers wished for the four to kiss their babies. A group watching from a small country in Africa actually started to practice a preach a religion in which the members of CACM were the gods. However the quartet could not bathe in their glory for long, the late bell would be ringing at any moment.  They said their goodbyes and went to homeroom.  'What if?' each wondered to themselves.  The performance had drawn such praise and applause that each had secretly thought to themselves about what would happen if they put together an act for the upcoming talent show.  All the finest women in the school would be at the talent show and this would be a sure way to steal their hearts.

==Second Thoughts ==

-Friday January 5, 2007-

Each of the four studs cast aside the thought of performing at the talent. "How could a man who wears argyle sweaters to school perform in a talent show", thought CJ.  "How could a man who goes to school with bed head every day perform in a talent show", thought Andrew.  "How could a man with such a golden slate of a reputation perform in a talent show", thought Marcus.  "How could the fresh prince of Hopewell perform in a talent show', thought Cory.  Each thought they would be ruined if they would go on that stage.  The idea of the talent show had been pushed aside by each of them, but apparently they didn't push it very far.


== The Proposal ==

-Thursday February 1, 2007-
 
The talent show was only one week away and more acts were needed or it would be cancelled.  A mutual friend of each of the soon-to-be-members was running the talent show, Mikey P.  He was asking around the school if anyone had an act they would like to perform in the talent show because he needed more people. The quartet faced a dilemma.  Should they help out a friend or save their reputation?  In the end it turns out that Cory, Andrew, CJ, and Marcus had a burning desire in their hearts to perform.  They agreed to put together an act and dazzle people with their sex appeal in the talent show.

== Practice Makes Perfect.... ==

The team had a week and a day to put together a performance.  One would think because of how good it turned out that they practiced every day.  WRONG.  The day before the talent show, CACM went to Andrew's house to work on a routine.  After a half hour of this they got bored and went their separate ways. However they did accomplish one thing...they thought up a name.  It may be complex and take an IQ of at least 130 to figure out what it means but the basic concept of the name CACM is the first letter of each of the members' names (Cory Andrew CJ Marcus).
Friday had come.  It was 6 pm and the group had not yet put together an act for the 7 pm show.  They went into the unoccupied chorus room and decided it was time to get down to business and come up with an act.  No one knows what really went on inside that chorus room, but one thing is for sure, CACM put together one of the greatest acts ever.

== Showtime ==

The lights went low and then their was a voice.  "And now...The world famous, world renowned, and the sexiest group in the talent competition. CAAAAACCCCCMMMM!!!"
Their entrance added spice to the competition. The four ran through the crowd and onto the stage as opposed to coming out from behind the curtain. The dancing was choreographed perfectly and the singing was right on tune as CACM performed an array of songs by some of the modern day classics (Run D.M.C., System of a Down, Lil Jon, Drowning Pool, and Sugar Hill Gang).  Allow me to sum up the performance with one word...Brilliance.  Everything went perfect and the women went wild!  They thought that performing in a talent show would ruin their reputations, yet each had risen to a level of popularity which they had never even dreamed possible. CACM was an instant classic at Hopewell High School, and also a household name around the globe.


== Livin' it up ==

Since their debut at the Blue Gold Talent show, CACM has made numerous appearances in the English hallway, they have also performed at hundreds of birthday parties and proms.  The group toured the eastern half of the United States in mid-February and will soon be appearing on the west coast.  The CACM Tokyo tour will be in full force in Summer 07.  Stay tuned for tour dates and appearances in a revenue near you!
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