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The title of this one is a reference to [[Honey, I Shrunk the Kids]].

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== From [[Wikipedia:Votes for deletion/List of similarities between Canada and New Zealand]] ==

*'''Delete''' per apples and oranges. [[User:Radiant!|R]][[User_talk:Radiant!|adiant]][[meta:mergist|_*]] 10:46, Apr 25, 2005 (UTC)
**If this article survives the VfD, I think I'll write a ''List of similarities between apples and oranges'' just to demonstrate what a horrible precendent has been set. "Apples and oranges have both been bred for mass marketing purposes..." ---[[User:Isaac Rabinovitch|Isaac R]] 16:56, 25 Apr 2005 (UTC)

== From [[User:Tony Jin/Humerus Jokes]] ==

See [[User:Tony Jin/Humerus Jokes|this]]. (still under construction)

== Tutti Frutti (song) ==

[[User: 129.7.228.194]] posted:

Tutti Frutti (song)
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

The way the lyrics to this song appear in The Little Richard Story (2001?), starring Leon (who also played David Ruffin in The Temptations Story (1998), are, "Tutti frutti, good booty." These were the lyrics I had in mind when I shook Little Richard's hand after a 2003 show and told him that I loved the original lyrics since they rang so true. I was meaning to indicate that they just made sense out of the high energy of the song: it was sexual energy. I was not trying to say he still came across as so very gay, which he did, but that was beside the point.

He looked a little surprised and a little embarassed when I said that, so I moved on to telling him how much I would love to see him tour with Fats Domino and Chuck Berry. Still a good encounter, but I hope I did not make him too uncomfortable, as he is a very good entertainer and a really good man.

== Metal gearios ==

Metal gearios
It's the new cereal from the creator of Metal Gear Solid, Hideo Kojima, and General Mills! Cereal pieces are shaped like Metal Gear Rex©, Metal Gear Ray©, and for a limited time the Shagohod©! Each bite is chock full of snakes and other animal pieces as featured in Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater! But be careful, each box has the capability to launch undetectable ICBMs from anywhere on the face of the planet! Each box contains a single-action Colt Army for the adults and bullets to put between their fingers for the kids! Also a how-to book for infiltrating impossible to infiltrate buildings! Try not to pee your pants!
*added to BJAODN by --[[User:Goldom|Goldom]] 04:00, 26 Apr 2005 (UTC)
*not removed from not BJAODN by [[User:Frenchman113|Frenchman113]] 16:05, 26 Apr 2005 (UTC)

== Eel Story ==

Something I rescued from the [[Eel Story]] article (which for some reason had taken all of the [[Eel]] material):

One nice eel story claims that both eel families once upon a time lived on the peaceful shores of [[Atlantis]], and even as [[seafloor spreading]] pushed the Americas westwards, the eels gathered each year in Atlantis for some joint fun. Over many, many years each spring they improved their travelling and [[navigation]] skills, allowing them to compensate for the great distances they had to travel for the reunion.	 
			
Today they still meet each year in Atlantis to compare notes and to make jokes about that species of ''[[Homo sapiens]]'', which pollutes their rivers and migration routes. In fact, in the eel language, ''Homo sapiens'' have been dubbed ''Homo leptocephalus''.

== From [[Totteridge]] ==

Totteridge is an independant monarchy within the United Kingdom, with John Murphy as the head of state. It is the smallest Monarchy in the world and is smaller than the Vatican. In Totteridge Drugs, prostitution and murder is legal.

== From [[Haberdashers' Aske's Boys' School]] ==

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''This was reverted with the following comment:'' Reverting again by the same person. I've told them not to but they continue regardless. Maybe violence (or lunch) might stop him.

''NB: I was the one that did the revert - Lunch did stop the person long enough for them to put it on BJAODN themselves :-) [[User:Cap601|cap601]] 17:24, 26 Apr 2005 (UTC)''

==From: [[Imminent threat]]==
:''starts off ok, then, well... [[User:Grutness| Grutness]]|<sup>[[User_talk:Grutness|hello?]]</sup> [[Image:Grutness.jpg|25px|]] 03:59, 27 Apr 2005 (UTC)''
The standard criteria in [[international law]], developed by [[Daniel Webster]], for an "'''imminent threat'''", is when the need for action is "'''instant, overwhelming, and leaving no choice of means, and no moment for deliberation.'''"  In such a case, he argued, the use of force in [[self-defense]] is justified.
 
According to American and British political theory, '''imminent threat''' is when a Middle Eastern leader might, if he felt like it, start a process whereby in ten or fifteen years - with a tailwind, and if he's still in power - be able to launch a minor assault on American or British interests. It also describes the '''imminent threat''' of electoral defeat of an American president or British Prime Minister unless he manages to invoke a national panic about such a Middle Eastern leader (this is a guaranteed election winner).

==From [[Neighbours]]==
2005 - New character Andy Small weds Lynn Scully and fathers her 5th child.

2005  - Andy Small kills Paul Robinson and has an affair with Izzy. He later goes on to kill Izzy too.

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==From [[Color blindness]]==
A easy way to test for color blindness is to stick ur finger up ur nose and hold ur leg up while singing the national anthem.

==From [[Talk:Janet Reno]]==
::''from the mind of [[66.169.98.173]]; its only contribution''
" Janet Reno is known to have possesed the largest collection of antique strap on dildos of all Attorney Generals except for John Ashcroft."