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!Singaporean Slogan
!Third Reich Slogan
|----
|One People, One Nation, One Singapore
|Ein [[Volk]], Ein [[Reich]], Ein [[Führer]]
|}

[[Image:Namechop.jpg|right|frame|Yours truly]]
==Hello!==
So this is my page! I am rather politically active, born in the People's Republic of [[Eastasia]], moved to [[Singapore]], studied in [[The Chinese High School]] (but not the travesty called [[Hwa Chong Institution]]), relocated first to [[Folsom, CA]] then to [[Olympia, WA]], where I reside now.

My hobby is collecting [[propaganda]], be they [[Soviet]] [[agitprop]] or [[Nazi]] [[Nazi_songs|Kampflieder]]. I also like mindgames of any sort, especially [[grand strategy]] games!

I am currently working (more or less) on a series of major engagements in the [[Second Sino-Japanese War]] between the [[National Revolutionary Army]] and the Japanese invasion army.

I scored 84 on the [[Are_You_a_Wikipediholic_Test]].

At 18:04, 19 May 2005, I edited my first article ([[Fahrenheit]]) while sick. I guess that makes me a true wikipedian!

==Wikirants==

I don't get it.

If I went over to [[Holocaust]] and changed every instance of ''Holocaust'' to ''the alleged incident that may or may not have happened called the Holocaust'', and provide a few links, ''www.wirmussenderjudenausrotten.de'', ''www.heilmeinfuhrer.de'', ''www.aryannation.us'', then copy-paste some treatise by Hermann Goering, an interview of George Lincoln Rockwell, and append at the end of the article, "''Note: The Holocaust may not have happened.''", how long do you think that edit would last before being reverted?

Then why does this kind of '''shit''' happen to the [[Rape of Nanking]]???

==Significant Contributions==
===People===
* [[Hannes_Wader]] (First 'major' contribution to wikipedia! w00t!)
* [[Ye (surname)]] (Yet another "planning to add more" page)
===Events===
* [[Bombing of Chongqing]] (From zh wiki)
* [[Battle of Taiyuan]] (From zh wiki as well)
* [[Second Sino-Japanese War]] (in progress)
* [[Changteh Chemical Weapon Attack]] (rephrasing the horrendous English, not that I blame whoever wrote that)
* [[Sichuan invasion]] (same as above)
===Science===
* [[Fetal pig]] (added picture Mr Bassett dissecting the pig; the [[formaldehyde]] was awful)
* [[Chemical equation]] (added more complex example on balancing)
===Ideas===
* [[White Horse Dialogue]] (A white horse is not a horse)
===Places===
* [[William Winlock Miller High School]] (aka Oly)
===Games===
* [[Hearts of Iron 2]] (Added lots of stuff, planning to add more)
===Stuff===
* [[Paper Armour]] (From a forum thread)
* [[The Passion of the Jew]] (Töten sie die Juden! - just kidding)
* [[Clerical script]] (stub right now)
* [[Chop (device)|Chop]] (added some shameless self-promotion; planning more)
===Pictures===
* [[Image:Fetal_pig_thoracic_cavity.jpg|20px]] (Fetal piggy's thoracic cavity. Cut open by yours truly)
* [[Image:Namechop.jpg|20px]] (Name chop. By and of yours truly)
* [[Image:Leisurechop.jpg|20px]] (Leisure chop. Again, by and of yours truly)

==Opinions==
===Religion===
*There is a God.
*Man is incapable of fully comprehending God.
*However, we should endeavour to discover God, in our own, unique way.
*YHWH is a [[Nazi]].
*Jesus is a [[Communist]].
===Philosophy===
*[[White Horse Dialogue|A white horse is not a horse]].

===Science===
*I believe in [[Darwinism]].
*I do not (fully) believe in [[evolution]], mostly because I do not (fully) understand God.
*The [[String theory]] is a just load of bull.
*I don't care what you say. [[3753 Cruithne]] is a satellite of the Earth.
===Politics===
*There is no right or wrong.
*But [[Machiavelli]] got it right.
*Every nation can and should strive for dominance.
*As such, I see no fault in [[Bush]]'s actions.
*But I do not support it.
*[[Falungong]] people just need to die.
*I do not support slavery. Therefore, I do not support a [[Free Tibet|"Free" Tibet]].
*[[KKK|The South will rise again.]]
===History===
*[[Adolf Hitler]] was a great (as in [[Alexander the Great]]) man.
*[[Hirohito|Führeremperor Hirohitler]] should have its grave dug out and chopped into thousands of little pieces.
*[[Crime_against_humanity|Class A war criminals]] should have their ashes peed on by stray dogs.
*Japan needs to apologise.
*Japan also needs to pay 50 times its current [[GDP]] as reparations.
*The French have repeatedly saved some collective European behinds.
*The [[Dalai Lama]] owned slaves.
===Misc===
*The [[Yabshi Pan Rinzinwangmo|Panchen Lama's daughter]] is frigging hot, though I don't know what her dad was thinking.
*[[Sharbat Gula]] ''was'' extremely hot, but not now. :(
*[[Vicki Zhao]] positively needs to go to hell.
*I hate school. Except science.



==I Me Mib==
*Alter-ego: mib, hmib, Kameradführer Mib (or cfmib); Does NOT stand for [[Men In Black]]
*Age: 16
*[[Zodiac|Zodiac_Sign]]: [[Sagittarius]] "I seek"
*[[Chinese_Zodiac|Shengxiao]]: [http://www.tuvy.com/entertainment/horoscope/earth_dragon.htm Earth Dragon]
*[[Alma Mater]]:
**Yangjiaqiao Elementary School, [[Shanghai, China]]
**Fuhua Primary School, [[Singapore]]
**[[The Chinese High School]], [[Singapore]]
***Ortus, Ortus über alles!
**[[Folsom High School]], [[Folsom, CA]] (just 3 months, but still...)
**Currently -- [[Olympia High School]], [[Olympia, WA]]
*Location: [[Olympia, WA]] (duh!)
*Languages:
**[[English]]
**[[Mandarin Chinese]], [[:zh:&#26222;&#36890;&#35805;]]
***[[Wu_(linguistics)|Wúy&#365;]], [[:zh:&#21556;&#35821;]]
**Learning [[German_language|German]], [[:de:Deutsch]]
**Learning [[Russian_language|Russian]], [[:ru:&#1088;&#1091;&#1089;&#1089;&#1082;&#1080;&#1081;_&#1103;&#1079;&#1099;&#1082;]]
**Learning [[French_language|French]], [[:fr:français]]
**Learning [[Latin]], [[:la:Lingua Latina]]
*[[:zh:&#20070;&#27861;|&#23383;&#20307;]], [[Chinese_Calligraphy|Calligraphy Scripts]]
**[[:zh:&#38582;&#20070;]], [[Clerical_Script]]
**[[:zh:&#22823;&#31686;]], [[Seal_Script]]

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== My Own [[Lipogram]] (Just for Fun) ==
The recurrent theme in [[George Orwell]]'s [[1984]] is the vicissitude of history. The Ministry of Truth, 'Minitrue', concerns itself entirely with modifying recorded history to to serve the twisted ends of the Powers-that-be. By controlling every venue of expression - both recorded history, and the mind, the High effectively controls history, by controlling history, the future, binding the proles in mindless servitude forever.

''Skipping the letter 'a'. That means no 'a', 'an', 'and', 'as', 'Party', 'Socialism', 'Proletarian'. I'll see how long I can extend this.''

== Favourite Quotes ==
*"I still call myself a communist, because communism is no more what Russia made of it than Christianity is what the churches make of it. But if by some freak of history communism had caught up with this country, I would have been one of the first people thrown in jail." -- [[Pete Seeger]]
*"Freedom is the freedom to say two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows."-- [[George Orwell]]
*"The National Government will regard it as its first and foremost duty to revive in the nation the spirit of unity and cooperation. It will preserve and defend those basic principles on which our nation has been built. It regards Christianity as the foundation of our national morality, and the family as the basis of national life." -- I don't know if it was said by [[George W. Bush]] or [[Adolf Hitler]]
*"Their Germans are better than our Germans." -- [[Mao Zedong]], on [[Otto Braun]] (wikipedia links to the wrong Otto Braun) and [[Alexander von Falkenhausen]]

== Favourite Pages ==
#[[:de:Nationalsozialismus]] National Socialism, in German. Note the absence of the [[Hakenkreuz]].
#[[:fr:Commune_de_Paris_(1871)]] The 1871 Paris Commune, in French.
#[[National_Anthem_of_the_Soviet_Union]]
#[[Populism]]
#[[North Korea]]


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