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'''Tedius Zanarukando''' (born [[November 8]], [[1979]]) is an insanely avid fan of Square Enix's [[Final Fantasy]] series.  He is a former student of Piedmont Technical College of South Carolina.  The name Tedius Zanarukando is pronounced SHAY-zhee-uhs tsuh-nah-ryoo-KAHN-doh. The "t" and "d" in Tedius is very soft, in order to prevent confusion with the word "tedious." Tedius Zanarukando is a descendant of Adolphus Cheek and Martin Poole, who fought in the Civil War. His maternal ancestors were farmers. An African American male, Zanarukando was born David Odis Hill to the union of Richard Watson Hill, Sr., and Helen Hunter-Hill in Fort Sanders Regional Medical Center in [[Knoxville]], [[Tennessee]], after dark. He is the youngest of three boys. His oldest brother Richard, Jr. was born before dark on August 11, 1970, and his other older brother Sidney was born after dark on September 25, 1973. He was raised in his mother's homeland Laurens County, South Carolina, which is economically impaired. Laurens County was named in honor of Henry Laurens, a Revolutionary War lieutenant. They had to travel long distances to buy valuable things. His parents and brothers are Jehovah's Witnesses. He used to attend the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses, until Grand Theft Auto III got blamed for society's problems. He left the religious organization, because most of its doctrine and principles violate his preferences and therefore too restrictive for him. Also, He was despised by Jehovah's Witnesses. He is finished with school and college. 2002 was the worst year for him, and 1999 was the second worst year for him. His dear Uncle Sullee Sunny Clyburn, an Air Force veteran, died of lymphoma at Wm. Jennings Bryan Dorn VA Medical Center at dark on April 26, 2002. Clyburn served in the [[Korean War]]. Many of Zanarukando's maternal relatives are veterans. Zanarukando's cousin Mark Eldred Hunter served in [[Gulf War I]].  Zanarukando also has a maternal relative who fought in [[Gulf War II]].

Zanarukando's school age was from 1985 to 1998. Zanarukando started school at Ford Elementary School in Laurens, [[South Carolina]]. During his school age, He was assigned to special education classes. He was held back one grade in Kindergarten, ending up in the high school class of 1999. The situation was reversed by promoting him to the sixth grade in the middle of the 1991-1992 school year. He was transfered to Hickory Tavern School in 1988. He was assigned to a self-contained class, until eighth grade when He was mainstreamed to traditonal classes. He graduated from Hickory Tavern School on May 31, 1994. Originally a K-8 school, Hickory Tavern School is now Hickory Tavern Middle School. I enrolled to Laurens District 55 High School (founded in 1972) on August 19, 1994. He attended special education classes one period per semester. He studied French and several computer courses. During his senior, I wrote a research paper about the King James Version of the Bible in 1997. His research paper is still on his computer, and he prints a copy of it once a year. Zanarukando graduated from high school without honors on May 26, 1998, after dark. On June 10-14, 1998, he was on a so-called senior trip with his parents, aunts, and uncles. He toured Washington, D.C., and New York City. He enrolled to Piedmont Technical College of South Carolina (founded in 1966) on August 17, 1998. He majored in computer programming, and I studied Spanish and accounting there. He studied COBOL, C programming language, and Visual Basic. Zanarukando graduated from [http://piedmont.tec.sc.us/ Piedmont Technical College] on December 13, 2001, receiving an Associates Degree in Computer Technology. Now he is studying piano at Austin Academy of Fine Arts (founded in 1933) in Greenville, South Carolina.

Zanarukando's hobbies include playing video games (especially his favorite game series [[Final Fantasy]]), listen to music (including Final Fantasy music), surfing the Internet, going out with friends, posting on forums like this one, play Final Fantasy songs on various instruments, translating, reading and writing, singing, and fitness. He is a fan of realism, having a computer equipped with a sound card with realistic wavetable synthesis. His favorite movie star is [[Will Smith]]. His least favorite movie star is [[Jeanne Tripplehorn]]. His favorite motion picture is [[Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within]], and his second favorite picture is Men in Black. His least favorite motion picture is Time Code. His favorite types of music are R&B, jazz, Latin, classical, and video game music. Zanarukando hates country and heavy metal music. His favorite video game music artist is [[Nobuo Uematsu]]. He imports Final Fantasy soundtracks through GameMusic.com, because he loves Final Fantasy more than anything else.

Zanarukando was introduced to video games in 1984. His first game system is the Atari 5200, and his last game system is the Sony Playstation 2. The first video game he ever played was Astro Smash, and the last game he have played is Star Wars: Jedi Starfighter. His favorite video game series is [[Final Fantasy]], and SimCity is the only game series that is anywhere close to it.  He loves Final Fantasy with his whole heart, and more than anything else, including his own life.  He is bent on becoming one of the world's biggest Final Fantasy fans.  His favorite video game is Final Fantasy X; it has a special part of his heart. The Final Fantasy series lies in the core of his heart. Therefore, he hates being part of any religious organization that has a principle that violates or discourages Final Fantasy fandom, or read any literature, article, or Web site that is an offense to Final Fantasy fans, or listen to any speech or discourse that like that. He hates Zany Brainy for discontinuing the sale of Final Fantasy games and later for discontinuing the sale of video games in general.

Zanarukando is 100% passionate about computer technology. He has been using computers since 1988. I took computer classes in both high school and college. I type 98 words per minute. In 1998, because of Microsoft's evil business practices, he started his own business, which is to be called Technoscopion Inc. His company's future headquarter campus may be under construction. Technoscopion is to be a primarily a PC software business. As for languages, Zanarukando has been studying or brushing up on French, Spanish, Italian, Latin, and Japanese.  Technoscopion would venture into console arena, establishing a new console called the Technoscopion Legendary Computer Entertainment System (TCLCES).

Zanarukando is afraid that no woman wants to be romantically involved with him. Therefore, it seems that his true love does not exist. Women usually do not treat him as good as men. 

Zanarukando loves/likes the following: [[Final Fantasy]] (I love it more than anything), [[SimCity]] (a close second to precedent like), [[SaGa]], [[Seiken Densetsu]], [[Chrono]], [[Dragon Warrior]], Front Mission, [[Breath of Fire]], Suikoden, Tales, Legaia, [[Fire Emblem]], Ys, [[Super Smash Bros.]], [[Star Wars]], [[Star Trek]], [[Tetris]], [[Metroid]], [[Star Fox]], F-Zero, [[Legend of Zelda]], [[Pokémon]], R-Type, Gradius, Tekken, [[Castlevania]], Mega Man, King of Fighters, [[Street Fighter]], [[Kirby]], Gran Turismo, console RPGs, game consoles, [[Square Enix]], LucasArts, Konami, [[enhanced_remake|enhanced remakes]] (especially in consoles), computers, true computer graphics (especially high resolution), antialiasing, making computer graphics, word processing, painting, translating from [[English language|English]] to [[Spanish]], [[French]], [[Italian language|Italian]], and [[Latin]]; translating from [[Japanese]] to English, Internet, creating PowerPoint presentations, creating MS Publisher publications, PS2, GameCube, [[SNES]], [[Gameboy Advance]], realism, video game music, live-orchestrated classical music, R&B music, jazz, latin music, romantic motion pictures, science-fiction motion pictures, medieval motion pictures, Western motion pictures, [[Will Smith]], [[R. Kelly]], Kevin Garnett, [[Kobe Bryant]] and his wife, [[Hironobu Sakaguchi]], [[Nobuo Uematsu]], [[Yasunori Mitsuda]], Junya Nakano, Masashi Hamauzu, Gabrielle Union, Salma Hayek, [[Catherine Zeta-Jones]], [[Rosalyn Sanchez]], playing the musical instruments, [[chocolate]] (especially dark chocolate), [[ice cream]], peanut butter, caramel, [[cinnamon]], cookies, crackers, cakes, pies, beef, chicken, ham, barbeque, grapes, strawberries, oranges, granny-smith apples, muscadines, cherries, plums, prunes, raisins, blueberries, bacon, sausage, pancakes, waffles, wheat bread, rolls, muffins, yogurt, eat at many restaurants (except Asian restaurants and Applebee's), posting at forums (especially Aura), Final Fantasy sites (if they favor the series), RPG sites (with no anti-FF content), building Web sites, making new friends, associate with friends and fellow Final Fantasy fans (especially Final Fantasy X fans), free countries, liberty, democracy, republics, high-paying jobs, business management, [[skyscraper|skyscrapers]], futuristic architecture, convincing short hair and shaven-head young civilian women (non-monks) to grow long hair, and beautiful civilian women (preferably either African-American or with long hair), and several other things. 

Zanarukando hates/dislikes the following: Reverse sexism, restrictive discussion of the dark side of electronic games (mostly done by religious people), the [[ESRB]], Zany Brainy, Barney the Dinosaur, [[Grand Theft Auto]] series (no offense to GTA fans), [[Mortal Kombat]] series, Koudelka and Shadow Hearts series, [[Xbox]], [[Microsoft]], anti-Final-Fantasy material or speeches (especially religious) [direct anti-Final-Fantasy material that is religious may kill him], anyone who does not condone Final Fantasy, old school purism, opposition to the idea of enhanced remakes, PSG soundfonts (like the NES, Gameboy, and Game Gear soundfonts), Asian food, pickles and pickle relish, potato salad, cabbage, squash, lasagne, spaghetti, pasta, fettuccine, ravioli, mustard greens, clam chowder, sardines, tuna, Miracle Whip, mayonnaise, potato salad, salad dressing, sardines, onions in meat, gravy, clam chowder, soup, cream of chicken, cream of mushroom, pineapple or any beverage mixed with it, peach beverages, peach ice cream, peach cobbler, peach pies, apple pies, apricots, whipped cream, eating at Asian restaurants or Applebee's, meanness, being mean to anyone, anger, being accused of a crime, Watch Tower society, the book "Learn from the Great Teacher", Christian denomations that impose restrictions on electronic games (such as [[Jehovah's Witnesses]]; he is afraid that his parents, brothers and many of his other relatives are part of this restrictive religious organization), Nik Rangel, Almenconi.com, Haircut.net (Hair Enthusiast Hotline), having more than one thread posted by him closed immediately (quick thread closing), practicing demonic arts, thunderstorms, religious repercussion involving entertainment, Joseph Lieberman, local company mergers, job cuts or exportations, recession, terrorism, false or severe punishment, false olitical elections (or cheating into office), oppressive regimes and their dictators, and treason against his country, shaven head or crewcut women, having his girlfriend wait past 21 to marry him, and especially his worst enemy Marcella Terez Whitmore.

There are hundreds of reasons why he has been antifemale. The biggest reasons are and reverse sexism, such as gender gaps favoring the female sex and videos of women abusing men. Reverse sexism is the act of defiling a mind to cause a person, especially a male, to be prejudiced against members of the opposite sex.

[[Grand Theft Auto]] is his least favorite game franchise, but he says that his friends may have these games if they want to. If they like it, he says that is great for them. For he is strongly opposed to restriction of electronic games, and he is a very nice person.  Games do not equal death. He accepts anyone to have any game they want. He wants gamers to stop being blinded by religious and moral snobbery, and enjoy the those games to their hearts' contents. He encourages gamers to love the Final Fantasy series.

Zanarukando's worst enemy is Marcella Terez Whitmore, better known as Tee, was once the girl he loved when he was in high school. She is slightly younger than he is. He first knew her at the age of 4. Zanarukando fell in love with her in 1996. Zanarukando and Whitmore were formerly best friends. When they were in high school, they used to exchange telephone calls, especially at night. She preferred that we would talk in person. Sadly, their relationship died cold on March 30, 1999, because Tee was excommunicated from Zanaurkando's former religious organization [[Jehovah's Witnesses]]. However, because of the height differences between her and his sister-in-law, Zanarukando got over his disappointment about her excommunication. Tee is the personification of his dislikes. She recently gained a lot of weight. Tee's cousin Nate, a very good friend of his, is a college football player for the [[University of South Carolina]]. He made up for a season after he graduated from the University of South Carolina, because he was redshirted on his freshman year. ["Redshirted" means that the sports team member does not get to play for the season.] He is a future NFL player. He is a coach at the high school Zanarukando attended.

Tedius Zanarukando does not believe in relationship of any kind, including divine, familial, and romantic relationship.  The name of Tedius Zanarukando was adopted in order for him to separate himself from his Jehovah's-Witness family.