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[[Image:Namechop.jpg|thumb|200px|right|float|Yours truly]]
==Hello!==
So this is my page! I am rather politically active, born in the People's Republic of [[Eastasia]], moved to [[Singapore]], studied in [[The Chinese High School]] (but not the travesty called [[Hwa Chong Institution]]), relocated first to [[Folsom, CA]] then to [[Olympia, WA]], where I reside now.
My hobby is collecting [[propaganda]], be they [[Soviet]] [[agitprop]] or [[Nazi]] [[Nazi_songs|Kampflieder]]. I also like mindgames of any sort, especially [[grand strategy]] games!
I am currently working (more or less) on a series of major engagements in the [[Second Sino-Japanese War]] between the [[National Revolutionary Army]] and the Japanese invasion army.
I scored 84 on the [[Are_You_a_Wikipediholic_Test]].
At 18:04, 19 May 2005, I edited my first article ([[Fahrenheit]]) while sick. I guess that makes me a true wikipedian!
My 500th edit was made at 00:40, 20 Jun 2005, on [[Chop (device)|chops]]. w00t!
On 24 Jun 2005, after reformatting my laptop, the first website I visited was, no surprise here, wikipedia! Add 50 to my wikipediholic points!
==Wikirants==
I don't get it.
If I went over to [[Holocaust]] and changed every instance of ''Holocaust'' to ''the alleged incident that may or may not have happened called the Holocaust'', and provide a few links, ''www.wirmussenderjudenausrotten.de'', ''www.heilmeinfuhrer.de'', ''www.aryannation.us'', then copy-paste some treatise by Hermann Goering, an interview of George Lincoln Rockwell, and append at the end of the article, "''Note: The Holocaust may not have happened.''", how long do you think that edit would last before being reverted?
Then why does this kind of '''shit''' happen to the [[Rape of Nanking]]???
==I Me Mib==
*Alter-ego: mib, hmib, Kameradführer Mib (or cfmib); Does NOT stand for [[Men In Black]]
*Age: 16
*[[Zodiac|Zodiac_Sign]]: [[Sagittarius]] "I seek"
*[[Chinese_Zodiac|Shengxiao]]: [http://www.tuvy.com/entertainment/horoscope/earth_dragon.htm Earth Dragon]
*[[Alma Mater]]:
**Yangjiaqiao Elementary School, [[Shanghai, China]]
**Fuhua Primary School, [[Singapore]]
**[[The Chinese High School]], [[Singapore]]
***Ortus, Ortus über alles!
**[[Folsom High School]], [[Folsom, CA]] (just 3 months, but still...)
**Currently -- [[Olympia High School]], [[Olympia, WA]]
*Location: [[Olympia, WA]] (duh!)
*Languages:
**[[English]]
**[[Mandarin Chinese]], [[:zh:普通话]]
***[[Wu_(linguistics)|Wúyŭ]], [[:zh:吴语]]
**Learning [[German_language|German]], [[:de:Deutsch]]
**Learning [[Russian_language|Russian]], [[:ru:русский_язык]]
**Learning [[French_language|French]], [[:fr:français]]
**Learning [[Latin]], [[:la:Lingua Latina]]
*[[:zh:书法|字体]], [[Chinese_Calligraphy|Calligraphy Scripts]]
**[[:zh:隶书]], [[Clerical_Script]]
**[[:zh:大篆]], [[Seal_Script]]
== Favourite Quotes ==
*"I still call myself a communist, because communism is no more what Russia made of it than Christianity is what the churches make of it. But if by some freak of history communism had caught up with this country, I would have been one of the first people thrown in jail." -- [[Pete Seeger]]
*"Freedom is the freedom to say two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows."-- [[George Orwell]]
*"The National Government will regard it as its first and foremost duty to revive in the nation the spirit of unity and cooperation. It will preserve and defend those basic principles on which our nation has been built. It regards Christianity as the foundation of our national morality, and the family as the basis of national life." -- I don't know if it was said by [[George W. Bush]] or [[Adolf Hitler]]
*"Their Germans are better than our Germans." -- [[Mao Zedong]], on [[Otto Braun]] (wikipedia links to the wrong Otto Braun) and [[Alexander von Falkenhausen]]
*"'''I do not understand''' Chinese people, not after living entirely among them for years. They are often such fine folk, but when they war, they do it with such a terrifying combination of utter ruthlessness and perfect calm. When the Earth perishes in a swollen, crimson Sun, I am sure the last two humans left standing on it will be Chinese, pointedly not staring at each other across some contested rock." -- [[User:Xiong|Xiong]]
== Favourite Pages ==
#[[:de:Nationalsozialismus]] National Socialism, in German. Note the absence of the [[Hakenkreuz]].
#[[:fr:Commune_de_Paris_(1871)]] The 1871 Paris Commune, in French.
#[[National_Anthem_of_the_Soviet_Union]]
#[[Populism]]
#[[North Korea]]
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