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Hi, I'm Richard the Nudnik. I'm a guy. Whoopie do.
I haven't been around in a while, cuz I felt no need to. :) 

http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?RichardRabinowitz - This is the new Wacky Italian History page. Enjoy (or feel repulsed, or both)!

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<caption><font size="+1">'''Richard Rabinowitz'''</font></caption>
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<tr><td align="center" width="130px">Nudnikus Estus All of Us</td>
<td align="center" width="130px">Smiley Face</td></tr>
<tr><td align="center" width="130px"><font size="-1">(I don't know what I am)</font></td>
<td align="center" width="130px"><font size="-1">I like [[railroads]]</font></td></tr>
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<tr><td colspan="2" style="border-bottom:3px solid gray;" align="center">Richard's [[motto]]s:<br>
''Nudnik''<br>
([[Yiddish]]: "Pest")<br>
''You learn something new every day''</td></tr>
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<tr><td>[[Official language]]s                     </td><td>[[English language|English]] and [[Gibberish]]</td></tr>
<tr><td>[[Capital]]                     </td><td>My [[brain]]</td></tr>
<tr><td>[[School]]                     </td><td>Bloustein School of Planning and Public Policy, [[Rutgers University]]</td></tr>
<tr><td>[[Area]]                     </td><td>[[New Brunswick, NJ]]</td></tr>               
<tr><td>[[Population]]                     </td><td>One fool and a lot of gumption</td></tr>
<tr><td>[[Independence]]<br>&nbsp;- Declared<br>&nbsp;- Recognised                       </td><td> in college, 1997 <br> through 2002 <br> upon turning 21, hopefully</td></tr>
<tr><td>[[Birthday]]                     </td><td>[[June 22]], [[1979]]</td></tr>
<tr><td>[[Time zone]]                     </td><td>Eastern Standard or Daylight Time ([[UTC]] -something or other)</td></tr>
<tr><td>Personal [[anthem]]                     </td><td>[[Puff the Magic Dragon]]</td></tr>
<tr><td>[[e-mail address]]                     </td><td>[email protected]</td></tr>
<tr><td>I hope to be ethical on Wikipedia... if I'm making mistakes, feel free to speak out (but, please, no deletions or reversions!)                     </td><td>Should something go here? :)</td></tr>
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Quotes du jour:

Isn't an ass a donkey? Rickyrab 02:50, 4 Oct 2003 (UTC) 

"Why would one store an admin in a donkey". That's right up there with angels dancing on the heads of pins. Pakaran 02:52, 4 Oct 2003 (UTC)

Said on a deleted page referring to the [[Convention of Artlenburg]]: This was a great convention. Too bad I wasn't alive yet, as I would have liked to go.  '' Said by 205.188.209.78''.