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*I am 32 and am an [[accountant]] in [[Orange County, California]]
*I have two guinea pigs, Cameron and Mr. Ed Rooney
*I have 13 [[tattoos]] and collect [[depression glass]]
*I enjoy [[merlot]], [[Guinness]], and good [[sushi]]
*My favorite show is [[As the World Turns]] and movie is [[Equilibrium (film)|Equilibrium]]
*I can occasionally be found at [http://www.myspace.com/originalresearch Myspace.com/OriginalResearch]
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|style="color:#000;"|<center> '''This administrator does not fulfill [[Wikipedia:Requests for rollback|requests for rollback]]. Implementing policy without process is like waging war without an [[Iraq War|exit strategy]].'''
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[[Image:Rollback kitler.jpg|thumb|350px|center|Kitler, too, would like to be ''Time'''s Man of the [http://history1900s.about.com/library/weekly/aa050400a.htm Year].]]
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'''Helpful Pages'''<br>
[[Wikipedia:Talk_page_guidelines#Behavior_that_is_unacceptable|Talk page guidelines-Behavior that is unacceptable]]<br>
[[Wikipedia:Arguments to avoid in deletion discussions|Arguments to avoid in deletion discussions]]<br>
[[Wikipedia:Template_messages/User_talk_namespace#Blocks|User talk namespace-Blocks]]<br>
[[Wikipedia:IRC channels/wikipedia-en-admins|#wikipedia-en-admins]]<br>
[[Wikipedia:Articles for deletion|Articles for deletion]]<br>
[[WP:DPR#AFD|Deletion process]]<br>
[[Wikipedia:Village pump (policy)|Village pump]]<br>
[[Wikipedia:Verifiability|Verifiability]]<br>
[[Special:Newpages|Newpages]]
'''My New Years Resolution'''<br>
[http://s28.photobucket.com/albums/c250/the_undertow/?action=view¤t=DSCN0586.flv Obey!]<br />
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|style="color:#000;"|<center> [[Image:Friends wiki.jpg|thumb|500px|center|<center>[[Black]] is the new [[fad|Wikipedia]].]]
{{cquote|<small>Next time you [[Free will|decide]] to [[WP:EDIT|edit]] that [[WP:WIAA|article]] on ''[[Random variable|X]]'', perhaps you will think about [[vacation|visiting]] instead. [[Taste]] it, [[touch]] it, [[wine|drink it]], or [[fuck]] it. [[Smoking|Smoke]] it, [[Sports car|drive]] it, [[Independent film|rent]] it, [[imagination|invent it]], or simply just [[Haptics|experience it]]. Wikipedia is only made [[Laws of science|possible]] because it is wholly based on [[Scientific method|observations]] of a [[Catharsis|wonderfully]]-[[existentialism|complex]], [[Real life|outside]] [[world]], that is [[Infinity (philosophy)|infinitely]] [[Inequality|greater]] than the [[Sigma|sum total]] of anything ever written by any and all of [[Human|us]]. Now go, and [[Play (activity)|play]].</small></center>|15px|15px|[[User:Chip|c.s. kochendorfer i]]}}<br />
[[Image:Chip puppet.jpg|thumb|450px|center|<center>I closed a [[WP:AFD|AfD]] dis big!]]
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[[Image:OC.jpg|thumb|450px|center|These are the [[Real_McCoy|actual]] hands that will be reverting your [[vandalism]]. These are the hands of a [[male]], 32, living in [[Orange County, CA]]. These hands are not [[meta:Deletionism|deletionist]] hands, but will ask for [[WP:CITE|sources]]. These hands do not care for [[WP:TRIV|trivia]] and keep a close eye (hands have eyes?) on sneaky, commercial [[WP:EL|external links]].]]
{{cquote|<small>There is ''still'', some [[altruism]], left in [[User:The undertow/me|me.]]</small>|15px|15px|[[User:Chip|c.s. kochendorfer i]]}}
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