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<table style="border: 2px dashed orange;"><tr><td>[[Image:Liuyifei3.jpg|200px]]</td><td>Kimiko, traitor to the Chinese race, public enemy number one!</td></tr></table></center>
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不胸奸人廢天學如幸本<br>
知無詐人寢鵝術知能無<br>
明大伎羨忘蟾無今在余<br>
日志倆仰食蜍成日此力<br>
何荒不實竟情老何懸如<br>
時廢所為讀場本必崖此<br>
晨一不虛金失過當勒自<br>
曉生施名庸意活初馬責<br>
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This is in fact my first poem ever in Chinese. Well, it's a 四言 (only x2, kind of), but not a 绝句 (such a cool name), 10 lines... um, mind telling me what a 10-line poem is called?? Writing Chinese poems is not easy... even after reading tons of [[Louis Cha]] I still had to think for a better part of a half-day.
<font color="red">For the ignorant, this poem is supposed to be read from the '''top right''' corner '''down''', then move '''left''' and continue reading '''down'''. Death to punctuations! Death to Latin text orientation! And where the hell can I find that wavy line that denotes the title of a piece of work?</font>
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==Political crap==
After much consideration I've converted to [[anarcho-capitalism]]. Really. I used to be a [[statist]] but have seen the follies of that.
==Two Jews on the subway==
One looks up from his copy of the [[Ha'aretz]] newspaper and sees that the other one is reading [[Der Stürmer]]. He leans over to the other and says, "How can you read that [[Nazi]] trash? Are you a self-hating Jew?"
The other Jew replies, "Not at all. If I read Ha'aretz like you, all I learn about is assimilation in America, terrorism in Israel, pogroms and persecution in Ukraine. It's so depressing. But when I read [[Der Stürmer]], I find that we own all the banks, we dominate the media, we control the arts, and very soon we will take over the whole world. It makes me feel so much better!"
''So keep the anti-China hysteria coming, it's nice to know with such certainty we'll conquer the world before 2050!''
==Origin of the Japanese==
The question of where the [[Japanese]] came from is a very interesting one that shows a number of [[nationalistic]] agendas at work. The [[Koreans]] believe that the Japanese came from the Korean state of [[Paekche]], while the [[Chinese]] like to tell the tale of [[Xu Fu]] being sent to find the [[elixir]] of [[immortality]] by [[Qin Shihuang]] and supposedly settling down in [[Japan]] with his 6,000 young men and women. As for the [[Japanese]], everyone knows what they used to believe about their origins - that they are descended from [[gods]].
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==Hello!==
So this is my page! I am rather politically active, born in the People's Republic of [[Eastasia]], moved to [[Singapore]], studied in [[The Chinese High School]] (but not the travesty called [[Hwa Chong Institution]]), relocated first to [[Folsom, CA]] then to [[Olympia, WA]], where I reside now.
My hobby is collecting [[propaganda]], be they [[Soviet]] [[agitprop]] or [[Nazi]] [[Nazi_songs|Kampflieder]]. I also like mindgames of any sort, especially [[grand strategy]] games!
I am currently working (more or less) on a series of major engagements in the [[Second Sino-Japanese War]] between the [[National Revolutionary Army]] and the Japanese invasion army.
I scored 84 on the [[Are_You_a_Wikipediholic_Test]].
At 18:04, 19 May 2005, I edited my first article ([[Fahrenheit]]) while sick. I guess that makes me a true wikipedian!
My 500th edit was made at 00:40, 20 Jun 2005, on [[Chop (device)|chops]]. w00t!
On 24 Jun 2005, after reformatting my laptop, the first website I visited was, no surprise here, wikipedia! Add 50 to my wikipediholic points!
==Wikirants==
I don't get it.
If I went over to [[Holocaust]] and changed every instance of ''Holocaust'' to ''the alleged incident that may or may not have happened called the Holocaust'', and provide a few links, ''www.wirmussenderjudenausrotten.de'', ''www.heilmeinfuhrer.de'', ''www.aryannation.us'', then copy-paste some treatise by Hermann Goering, an interview of George Lincoln Rockwell, and append at the end of the article, "''Note: The Holocaust may not have happened.''", how long do you think that edit would last before being reverted?
Then why does this kind of '''shit''' happen to the [[Rape of Nanking]]???
==I Me Mib==
*Alter-ego: mib, hmib, Kameradführer Mib (or cfmib); Does NOT stand for [[Men In Black]]
*Age: 16
*[[Zodiac|Zodiac_Sign]]: [[Sagittarius]] "I seek"
*[[Chinese_Zodiac|Shengxiao]]: [http://www.tuvy.com/entertainment/horoscope/earth_dragon.htm Earth Dragon]
*[[Alma Mater]]:
**Yangjiaqiao Elementary School, [[Shanghai, China]]
**Fuhua Primary School, [[Singapore]]
**[[The Chinese High School]], [[Singapore]]
***Ortus, Ortus über alles!
**[[Folsom High School]], [[Folsom, CA]] (just 3 months, but still...)
**Currently -- [[Olympia High School]], [[Olympia, WA]]
*Location: [[Olympia, WA]] (duh!)
*Languages:
**[[English]]
**[[Mandarin Chinese]], [[:zh:普通话]]
***[[Wu_(linguistics)|Wúyŭ]], [[:zh:吴语]]
**Learning [[German_language|German]], [[:de:Deutsch]]
**Learning [[Russian_language|Russian]], [[:ru:русский_язык]]
**Learning [[French_language|French]], [[:fr:français]]
**Learning [[Latin]], [[:la:Lingua Latina]]
*[[:zh:书法|字体]], [[Chinese_Calligraphy|Calligraphy Scripts]]
**[[:zh:隶书]], [[Clerical_Script]]
**[[:zh:大篆]], [[Seal_Script]]
== Favourite Quotes ==
*"I still call myself a communist, because communism is no more what Russia made of it than Christianity is what the churches make of it. But if by some freak of history communism had caught up with this country, I would have been one of the first people thrown in jail." -- [[Pete Seeger]]
*"Freedom is the freedom to say two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows."-- [[George Orwell]]
*"The National Government will regard it as its first and foremost duty to revive in the nation the spirit of unity and cooperation. It will preserve and defend those basic principles on which our nation has been built. It regards Christianity as the foundation of our national morality, and the family as the basis of national life." -- I don't know if it was said by [[George W. Bush]] or [[Adolf Hitler]]
*"Their Germans are better than our Germans." -- [[Mao Zedong]], on [[Otto Braun]] (wikipedia links to the wrong Otto Braun) and [[Alexander von Falkenhausen]]
*"'''I do not understand''' Chinese people, not after living entirely among them for years. They are often such fine folk, but when they war, they do it with such a terrifying combination of utter ruthlessness and perfect calm. When the Earth perishes in a swollen, crimson Sun, I am sure the last two humans left standing on it will be Chinese, pointedly not staring at each other across some contested rock." -- [[User:Xiong|Xiong]]
== Favourite Pages ==
#[[:de:Nationalsozialismus]] National Socialism, in German. Note the absence of the [[Hakenkreuz]].
#[[:fr:Commune_de_Paris_(1871)]] The 1871 Paris Commune, in French.
#[[National_Anthem_of_the_Soviet_Union]]
#[[Populism]]
#[[North Korea]]
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