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== Arena cross ==

hemp is not marijuana i dont care what kyle says. Kyle likes chicken and potatos. Mike likes nipples. His nickname is nipples. Dirtbikes are fun and so are snowmobiles.

''Never try riding arena cross after smoking hemp.  Another important safety tip from the folks at Wikipedia.''

== You have two Wikipedias... ==

The following joke was deleted from [[You have two cows]] as an inappropriate self-reference.  It's still funny, though...

'''[[Wikipedia]]nism:'''<br/>
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''These cows are temporarily protected from milking.  Please resolve disputes on the [[Talk:You have two cows|talk page]].  Protection is not intended to express support of [[Germany|German]] or [[Poland|Polish]] cows.''

Some people say you have two [[cow]]s. Others disagree.  Some experts state that anyone who denies the existence of your cows is probably smoking too much [[manure]], but others revert them and call them [[Nazi]]s.

==From [[Sirius Cybernetics Corporation]] (half-nonsense)==

Many galactic historians consider the invention of the fictional ''SCC'' also to be amazingly prescient, seeing it as a [[metaphor]] for the all too [[Earth]]ly<sup>1</sup> company [[Microsoft]], which rose to prominence only some fifteen years later.

<small><sup>1</sup>Mostly Harmless

== From "Nationalism (cultural economic)" ==

a ballpen is something you write with that has ink.

''"ballpen" &ne; nationalism'' :)

== Apple Timer ==

An apple Timer is a bright red mechanism that goes tick. You turn the top half of the mechanism and it turns starts the mechanism going. At the end of a period of time it dings

''Hey!  Let's see who has the fastest apple!  Ding!''

== From [[Talk:Tia and Tamara Mowry]] ==

Tia and Tamara I am so happy for you, because I heard the prophesy that you got from Benny Hinn. You Go Girls!

''For those of you tuning in from outside the USA, [[Benny Hinn]] is a charismatic faith-healer and televangelist with a hairstyle best described as "aerodynamic."''

==From [[A History of Knowledge]]==

[[http://members.aol.com/bbfloyd007/myhomepage/me%20in%20tux%202.gif]]Charles Van Doren's love life grew hot and heavy the summer after his confession. Nina Jones, a mysterious and elegant young black girl nearly twelve years his junior, soon moved into the cramped basement flat on J Street that he had taken after resigning from Columbia University.

They fucked every night and every day, in every position possible. It was hot, all right. Hotter than HELL!

== Unassailable logic, part one. ==

Amaranth wood is commonly referred to as purple heart wood. submitted by ''name removed''.

''And if that wasn't enough to convince you...''

== Unassailable logic, part two. ==

Purple heart wood is also referred to as amaranth wood. submitted by ''name removed''.

''...maybe this will.''

==From "Derick Bellamy"==

Derick, man. He's the knee of bee. He's so awesome.

== [[Antipope Constantine II]] ==

He stopped being Antipope in 768 because he was a bit too dead to continue his duties.

== Solomon the wise ==

Solomon was one of the most popular kings that have ever ruled. He is known as the wise for god granted him one wish and he asked for wisdom. He fixed many problems back at his town, that's all I can say. HE was a good fella, I liked him, he would make me laugh ocasionally, yes I'm a ghost(that's why I knew him)anyway does anybody know how can rip an original DVD, that's a tough cookie to crack

''Solomon would have just split the DVD in half.''

== Polyambiguated disambiguation ([[euphoria]]) ==

'''Euphoria''' may refer to;
*A psychological state of intense good [[feeling]]. [''disambiguation page'']
*[[Euphoria programming language]]
*[[Euphoria (1999 album)|An album by Def Leppard]]
*[[Euphoria (album)|An album by Leftover Salmon]] ['''''another''' disambiguation page'']

''This is a disambiguation page; that is, one that points to other pages that might otherwise have the same name. If you followed a link here, you might want to go back and fix that link to point to the appropriate specific page.''

== Podle ==

PODLE: A cross between a poodle and Po (teletubies)

== [[Wikipedia:In the news section on the Main Page|In the news]] ==

* Famous [[Britain|British]] [[physicist]] and [[cyborg]] '''[[Stephen Hawking]]''' argues that [[Thermodynamic_entropy#Entropy_as_a_measure_of_disorder|information]] is not lost in a [[black hole]], losing his bet with [[particle physics|particle physicist]] John Preskill.

== From [[Heated Propogator]] ==

The '''Heated Propogator''' is a [[horticultural]] device wherein the [[germination]] of thermosenseitive botanical specimens may be achieved, theretofore their reaching a sufficient stage whereby survival outside would be tolerated, whereafter they can be transplanted therefrom and replanted in suitable hardening containers thereinafter, becoming better aclimatised to harshers conditions therewith.

''The adverbs are taking over therewithinafter! NOOOO!''