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==Articles to edit/start stub==
*[[Egg_(food)]] (see: [[Free range egg]])
*[[Cat food]] (see: [[Dog food]], [[Raw feeding]], [[Pet]])
*[[Tanya Chua]]

*[[Arkive]] - [http://www.arkive.org/]
*[[Wildscreen Festival]] - International wildlife and environmental festival *[http://www.wildscreenfestival.org/index.php?pageid=27&parentid=0]
*[[The Selfish Green]] - debate on the future of conservation
*[[Many Rivers to Cross]]
*[[Saigon Kick]]

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==External links==
[[Egg (food)]]

*[http://worldanimal.net/henlegislation.html Council of Europe and European Union legislation relevant to battery hens]
*[http://www.fsis.usda.gov/Fact_Sheets/Chicken_Food_Safety_Focus/index.asp USDA fact sheet on chicken]
*[http://www.vegansociety.com/html/animals/exploitation/hens.php Hens and Eggs]