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Nerds was made by nerds, for nerds. It is a compendium of nerd-related quotes, phrases, sayings, and jokes, made by celebrities and nobodies alike. Enjoy!

== Nerdy Quotes & Sayings ==

* When life gives you questions, Google has answers.
** AJ Carpio

* A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. Upon being asked the price, the bartender responded, “For you? No charge.”
(contracted; show full)* If you like strange, specific stuff -- that's a nerd. Kanye West is a black nerd. He likes strange, specific stuff. If you go up to Kanye West and say, 'Hey, what are your favorite things?' He'll be like, 'Robots and teddy bears.' That's a nerd. 
** Donald Glover

* Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
** Lisa Hoffman

* I'm not going chic, I swear. The geek endures. But, I mean, a snazzy cool suit looks good.
** Jon Heder