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== Abe Lincoln vs. Chuck Norris ==
:'''Abe''': Four score and sixty-five years in the past, I won the Civil War with my beard! Now I'm here to whoop your ass! I read up on your facts; you cure cancer with your tears? Well, tell me, Chuck, how come you never sat down and cried on your career? You're a washed up has-been on TV selling Total Gyms, and you're gonna lose this battle like you lost Return of the Dragon. I'll rip your chest hairs out, put 'em i(contracted; show full)

== Dr. Seuss vs. William Shakespeare ==
:'''Shakespeare''': Come bite my thumb! I hope you know the stakes! I'll put a slug between your shoulder blades! Then ask what light through yonder poser breaks? I hath been iambic on that ass, ye bastard. And to top it off, you're not a doctor. I've never seen a softer author! You crook, you! I bet you wrote the Twilight books, too!