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'''''[[w:Hell's Kitchen (U.S.)|Hell's Kitchen]]''''' is a cooking reality show where Chef [[w:Gordon Ramsay|Gordon Ramsay]] puts aspiring chefs through different challenges and dinner services to decide who is the best. This is the uncensored international version which is available on DVD and broadcast in Canada, Australia and the United Kingdom.

(contracted; show full):'''Gordon''': Paul, who should go?
:'''Paul''': Brendan and Chino.
:'''Gordon''': Jonathon?
:'''Jonathon''': I have vote for Brendan and Chino.
:'''Gordon''': If you have to pick one?
:'''Jonathon''': I choose Chino.


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=== Episode Six [9.06] ===
:''[Before the start of the dinner service, Chef Ramsay presents a cake for the high school reunion special event]''
:'''Gordon:''' Where's the cake? Please? (to Scott) Scott, we are all ordering the special cake, right?
:'''Scott Leibfried:''' Yes.
:'''Gordon:''' Very good. Excellent. What on earth? (Sees the Red Team's attempt at a cake) Holy crap! Someone vomit on it? What's this bit of brown? What a mess!
:'''Carrie:''' We thought it looked like sand.
:'''Jennifer:''' (laughs) Yeah, chef.
:'''Gordon:''' Look at it! It looks like a big mess of a sombrero gone wrong, and someone fucked on it. (to Blue team) Blue team, what do you say to this disaster?
:'''Paul:''' (raises his right arm) Olé!
:'''Gordon:''' Yeah. We have tell you something, we are definitely not serving that thing. Would you mind, Scott? Would you mind putting it over there? Thank you.

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:'''Gordon:''' Jonathon! Monterray! Committee table, we've got to put it together!
:'''Monterray:''' Two minutes.
:'''Jonathon:''' Two minutes chef.
:'''Monterray:''' Not bad.
:'''Jonathon:''' Don't yell. You did do what you got.
:'''Monterray:''' No, no, no, no.
:'''Jonathon:''' Just do what you got to do.
:'''Monterray:''' (interview) Chef Ramsay told us on the fish station to step in when we can - if Jonathon's get sent back. Watching him - dude, what the hell are you doing? Start fucking cooking for your team, please. What is wrong with you?
:'''Gordon:''' What the fuck is Jonathon doing?
:'''Jonathon:''' I'm trying to help chef. Trying to help.
:'''Monterray:''' (interview) Jonathon is stuck on the corner like a street dog!
:'''Jonathon:''' Anybody need anything just call me, okay?
:'''Monterray:''' (interview) So I get it done by myself, I have to step up and be more capable than him.
:'''Gordon:''' Where is the snapper?
:'''Monterray:''' Right here, chef.
:'''Gordon:''' Uh... All of you, come here!
:'''Monterray:''' What the fuck happened?
:''[The snapper has failed and Chef Ramsay has had enough of the blue team]''
:'''Gordon:''' Just touch that! (taps the snapper with his finger) Put your hand on top over there. Touch it! Touch it! (Tommy touches it) Don't you dare walk off! I'VE HAD ENOUGH! I'M SO PISSED OFF! (Paul) He screws me! (Monterray) He walked away! Where's your respect? (Slams his hand on the workstation) GET OUT!
:'''Natalie:''' Ugh.
:'''Jonathon:''' Can we stay over chef? We gotta do something?
:'''Gordon:''' Piss off!

=== Episode Seven [9.07] ===
:'''Jonathon:''' How long on the bass?
:'''Natalie:''' Three and a half minutes. (interview) I've never cooked sea bass here before, but it's just like any other piece of fish and you know you've messed up once, and I don't want to do it again.
:'''Natalie:''' (to Jonathon) How long do you need?
:'''Jonathon:''' Go ahead. I'm fixing two wellingtons.
:'''Natalie:''' (brings the sea bass to the pass) Behind.
:'''Jonathon:''' This wellington's overdone. Shit! Here it is, baby. (interview) I'm over on the point path. Tommy prepped my wellington and sliced big bowls of shit. What am I supposed to do?
:'''Jonathon:''' This is gonna be shit right there. Trying to get my ass now and two pieces undone. (brings the wellington to pass) This.
:'''Gordon:''' Oh fuck me. (returns the sea bass and wellington to the workstation) All of you, come here!
:'''Jonathon:''' (interview) Chef Ramsay stops to fucking kill my ass.
:'''Gordon:''' What am I doing to do? What the fuck is that? (Touches a wellington with his finger)
:'''Jonathon:''' That's overcooked and that's my fault, Chef. It won't happen again. It's fucking definitely overcooked because on the sides... I realize it won't happen again, I promise.
:'''Gordon:''' Just let that... (throws a fork on a workstation) (brief pause) (Natalie) And you? It's raw in the center! RAW! YOU'RE A TALENTED COOK? (Natalie goes silent)
:'''Jonathon:''' Chef, I got some more wellingtons.
:'''Gordon:''' (calling Jonathon and Natalie out of the kitchen) You and you, fuck off! GET OUT!
:'''Jonathon:''' I'm out man, I'm so sick of this shit man.
:'''Gordon:''' Hey, hold on! Take that shit with you.
:'''Jonathon:''' I'm done. I quit.
:'''Gordon:''' '''JONATHON, COME HERE YOU!'''
:'''Jonathon:''' Kiss my ass.
:'''Gordon:''' JONATHON! ANYTHING TO SAY?
:'''Natalie:''' It won't happen again.
:'''Gordon:''' Don't fucking there to your apps! Fuck off!
:'''Natalie:''' Yes chef. Won't happen again.
:'''Gordon:'''  Fuck off!

=== Episode Nine [9.09] ===
:'''Narrator:''' Meanwhile, in the blue kitchen... 
:'''Gordon:''' How long is two bass, one chicken, one cod?
:'''Paul:''' One minute, chef.
:'''Narrator:''' Paul is ready with the blue team's first entrées.
:'''Gordon:''' What's he done? It's raw! (brief pause) Paul!
:'''Paul:''' Is it raw chef?
:'''Gordon:''' Stop! All of you, come here! More disaster, isn't it raw. (Paul) You tell me, just touch that! TOUCH THAT! (Natalie grabs her finger to touch chicken) ROMANTIC DINNER! (throws his fork away on a workstation)
:'''Will:''' (interview) Pisses me off cause Paul knows better that. I mean you just can't serve raw chicken.
:'''Gordon:''' (to Paul) Hey chef! Let me ask you, is that raw?
:'''Paul:''' Chef, its under. I got another one. Giving some--
:'''Gordon:''' Hey! Come here you! Answer my fucking question?
:'''Paul:''' Yes, chef. It's raw.
:'''Gordon:''' '''GET OUT!'''
:''[Paul loses his temper to throw a towel on a floor]''
:'''Gordon:''' Pink carnations maybe, pink chicken! No chance!
:'''Paul:''' (knocks on a wall having throw tantrums) (interview) I fucked up on a chicken! I mean I'm fucking furious at myself. (kicks his door to the dorms) Chef Ramsay let me back in! Let me finish what I started.
:'''Gordon:''' Tommy, give that to Paul for his fucking romantic dinner. Upstairs, hurry up!
:'''Tommy:''' PUT THE SCALLOPS ON!
:'''Gordon:''' Shut up!

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:'''Elise:''' Vegetarian cap(ellini)?
:'''Narrator:''' Elise is ready with the vegetarian capellini.
:'''Gordon:''' Oh fucking shit! That's not vegetarian. Elise! It's the fucking table! Shut your fucking mouth! One capellini no lobster.
:'''Elise:''' I'm sorry.
:'''Gordon:''' Yeah. Fuck off! I'm sorry you're here. You are like her. (Jamie) Just can't be positive anymore!
:'''Elise:''' No, chef.
:'''Jennifer:''' (interview) Elise is one of those people thinks that she makes the strongest but last night.
:'''Gordon:''' Entrées! (knocks his arm to the workstation; reads the ticket) One fucking vegetarian capellini, no lobster, just plain tomato sauce! Call out, chef.
:'''Elise:''' (begins to read the ticket) Entrées! One vegetarian lobster capellini.
:'''Gordon:''' One more time!
:'''Elise:''' Vegetarian lobster capellini!
:'''Gordon:''' One more time! One more time!
:'''Elise:''' One lobster capellini vegetarian!
:'''Gordon:''' Is it in?
:'''Elise:''' Yes chef.
:'''Gordon:''' WAKE UP!!!
:'''Elise:''' Yes chef. (interview) I know Chef Ramsay is pissed off at me because I know respect so much more to me. I expect toward myself and I'm pissed off at myself.
:'''Gordon:''' (quietly, to Elise) A BLACK JACKET? YOU NEED A STRAIGHT JACKET!

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:'''Elise:''' Vegetarian cap(ellini) (brings to the pass).
:'''Narrator:''' Elise is ready to impress with her next oyster dish.
:'''Gordon:''' Let's go! Aw, come on! (Brief pause) In fact, you tell me chef, Are they overcooked?
:'''Elise:''' (after touching oyster dish) Yes they are chef.
:'''Gordon:''' Come here you! GET OUT! Hey! Do you know what you don't care?
:'''Elise:''' I do care!
:'''Gordon:''' Look! Come here, look! Look! Look at what are... Look at... What are you going to say? You're telling that fresh delicious?
:'''Elise:''' No chef.
:'''Gordon:''' Yeah, take that, take that! Fuck off outta here! Eat them! Enjoy your dinner! Nice romantic pair of oysters for a little superstar.
:'''Elise:''' (interview) Waagghh...
:'''Gordon:''' (to Elise) Bon appetit, princess!
:'''Elise:''' (interview) I'm pissed, I'm embarrassed. The only way is my chance to redeem myself cause I know I can fucking do it.

=== Episode Fourteen [9.14] ===
:''[After the end of service, in which Elise, Jennifer and Tommy were sent out of the kitchen]''
:'''Tommy:''' Chef? I gotta ask you something. Why did you send me out of the kitchen? I wanted to be back in there with my team. I should not have had to fucking leave tonight, and I could have fucking held it down and fixed it! I'm so fucking mad!
:'''Gordon:''' Fuck off, Tommy! Or I'll stick your asshole head in that oven and talk to you through the fucking gas burner.
:'''Tommy:''' Do it!

=== Episode Fifteen/Sixteen [9.15] (Two Hour Finale) ===

:'''Gordon''': ''(To Elise during the celebration)'' Get out there and continue, all right? Take this and continue with it and really go with it. And seriously, just stop being such a bitch!⏎
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