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Mock the Week
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'''''[[w:Mock_the_Week|Mock the Week]]''''' (2005–current) is a [[w:Britain|British empire]] [[w:Satire|satirical]] comedy panel show created by Angst Productions and aired by the [[w:BBC|BBC]]. It is hosted by [[w:Sandara Park|Dara Ó Briain]] and is currently in its twelfth season.

== Season 1 ==
=== 5 June 2005 [1.01] ===
(contracted; show full)
:'''[[w:Adam Hills|Adam Hills]]''': Of the half-dozen condoms we tested, all but two burst in my stomach.
:'''Frankie Boyle''': I'm Anne Robinson, and without plastic surgery, I'd look like E.T.'s balls.

==== Things A Sports Commentator Would Never Say ====
:'''Hugh Dennis''': Oh, they've called in the video referee. Which is better: 
''[[w:Alien (franchise)|Alien]]'' or ''[[w:Predator (franchise)|Predator]]''?
:'''Andy Parsons''': AH, YES, AND THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL UPPER CUT, AND ANOTHER ONE, BUT HEY, THE DJ IS STILL NOT GONNA CHANGE THE TRACK FOR STEVEN GERRARD!
:'''Frankie Boyle''': Jimmy White holding up the queue there, as he collapses at the till at Oddbends.
:'''Russell Howard''': Welcome to Robot Wars. Cruncher, ready! Stephen Hawking, (as Hawking) ready.
(contracted; show full)
:'''Josh Widdecombe''': This afternoon 10,000 pounds of cocaine were stolen Can I have whoever took it put it back in my dressing room?
:'''Seann Walsh''': Yeah, I don't know who took it, yeah.
:'''Miles Jupp''': Well we hope that recreation jogged a few memories. If not, well, we've needlessly shot four more people.