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Mock the Week
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'''''[[w:Mock_the_Week|Mock the Week]]''''' (2005–current) is a [[w:Britain|British empire]] [[w:Satire|satirical]] comedy panel show created by Angst Productions and aired by the [[w:BBC|BBC]]. It is hosted by [[w:Sandara Park|Dara Ó Briain]] and is currently in its twelfth season.

== Season 1 ==
=== 5 June 2005 [1.01] ===
(contracted; show full)
:'''Hugh Dennis''': Hello, I'm Dara O Briein and I'm here to tell you about ''Mock the Week''.
:'''Frankie Boyle''': I saw a peeping tom in your garden.  By wonder, this is my patch!
:'''Hugh Dennis''': Uh, I'm here to fix your washing machine.  You asked for a callout between 12 and 5...
:'''Andy Parsons''': Hello, I'm [[
w:Max Mosely|Max Mosely]] and I've been a very naughty boy.
:'''Frankie Boyle''': I'm afraid your husband's been mucked up.  Can I borrow a shovel?

=== 7 August 2008 [6.05] ===
====Scenes we'd like to see: Bad things to say at a job interview ====
:'''Frankie Boyle''': What can I bring to the job? A burning hatred of the West, a hook for a hand, and a pilot's license.
(contracted; show full)
:'''Josh Widdecombe''': This afternoon 10,000 pounds of cocaine were stolen Can I have whoever took it put it back in my dressing room?
:'''Seann Walsh''': Yeah, I don't know who took it, yeah.
:'''Miles Jupp''': Well we hope that recreation jogged a few memories. If not, well, we've needlessly shot four more people.