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Jerky Boys
The '''[[w:Jerky Boys|Jerky Boys]]''' Characters are the creation of Johnny Brennan, who is also the voice behind Mort Goldman and Horace in the unrelated TV show [[Family Guy]].

== Frank Rizzo ==

Rude, crude and very, very loud, Frank Rizzo is a angry Italian New Yorker. He's been a salesman, an insulator, and a game show casting director, among other things. He's also the owner of Frank's Pickle Barrel-ass, a pickle joint in Maspeth. Played by: Johnny B.

(contracted; show full)

*"Hello Sam? What are you doing?" (from "Bad Tomatoes")
*"The tomatoes supposed to have them by seven and a half!  Is Nikos!" (from "Bad Tomatoes")
*"Hey Baba stop playing you break-a the window! Go play down the block!.... Motherfucker!  SAM!" (from "Bad Tomatoes")
*"He try to sell-a me the corn on the cock, I don't 
needknow dis soln-a-bunasco talabasitch es talkingabout!!" (from "Bad Tomatoes")

== Big Ole Badass Bob the Cattle Rustler ==

He does EVERYTHING big! Sounds a bit like Foghorn Leghorn. Played by: Johnny B.

*"Don't get smart with me, woman. I'll come down there and split an ear off you."
*"Now I'm gonna be inclined to come down there and give you a shoe in the ass, honey."
(contracted; show full)*"Hurry up." (-any character being told to "please hold")

See also [[Kerpal]]

[[Category:Bands|Jerky Boys]]
[[Category:Prank callers|Jerky Boys]]

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