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The '''[[w:Jerky Boys|Jerky Boys]]''' Characters are the creation of Johnny Brennan, who is also the voice behind Mort Goldman and Horace in the unrelated TV show [[Family Guy]].

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Rude, crude and very, very loud, Frank Rizzo is a angry Italian New Yorker. He's been a salesman, an insulator, and a game show casting director, among other things. He's also the owner of Frank's Pickle Barrel-ass, a pickle joint in Maspeth. Played by: Johnny B.

*From "Car Salesman":
'''Rizzo''': "I grabbed some guy, he's ahh, you know, he don't know if he wants to buy, I push his face right in the fucking hood; you know, 'You buy this fuckin car or I'll break your fuckin head.'  I had problems over there Paul. <br>
'''Paul''':  Well, it sounds to me like if you did that you'd have problems anywhere. <br>
'''Rizzo''': Ahh! You know, it's hard times.  These fuckers, they gotta buy.  I need, you know, I need dough like anyone." <br> 
*"You know how when a dog is crippled you put his back legs in a wheelchair? I think Willie the Jackass really puts a smile on kids' faces. I drag the ass-end of the costume around the park cause I ain't got nobody to fill that spot. The back legs are crippled." (from "Willie the Jackass")
*"What's so silly about the pizza?" (from "Silly Food")
*"Me, I don't give a fuck. You know, a hole's a hole. As long as there's a little heat in there I don't give a fuck." (from "Testing for Jeopardy")
*"You sound like you got a nice pair of them fuckin' balogna tits on ya, huh Willy?" (from "Testing for Jeopardy")
*"How many pits are in a pear?" "Aah, two." "You know damn well there's much more than 2 pits in a pear." (from "Testing for Jeopardy")
*"If you can't whip out answers like that, that man (Alex Trebeck) is liable to, during a commercial break, punch your fuckin' mouth loose!" (from "Testing for Jeopardy")
*"How do ya say there, bottlenose?" (from "Hucklebuck")
*"Whatever you need sold I'll sell it. Bring in a tank and I'll sell the fuckin thing." (from "Car Salesman")
*"How the hell am I gonna see the company name when I'm busy rolling underneath the fucking truck? I can give you serial numbers, that's the best I can do for you, for christ sakes, the goddamn gear box crushing me in the ground, and you're asking me for the fuckin-the name of the business? What do I look like, a... a tomcat? a nightcrawler?" (from "1-800-How's My Driving")
*"Why don't I come down there and read that book with you? I can pet you, feel you up like you're my little turtle." (from "Super Gay")
*"GET BRETT WEIR I SAID!!!!" (from "Super Across the Way")
*"My wife's up there (on the roof) poking around like she knows what the fuck she's doing, I fired her ass off onto the fuckin car." (from "Roofing")
*"I got me a funny little drinking problem." (from "Drinking Problem")
*"Some guy told me I parked to (sic?) close to his car - I busted his jaw for him." (from "Drinking Problem")
*"(to receptionist) I got a little side job for you, honey. Get me someone I can talk to. I'm a very busy man!" (from "Diamond Dealer")
*"(to a diamond dealer) I got some stones I wanna get rid of. I whacked a fucker out last night and I need to get rid of these stones."(from "Diamond Dealer")
*"And he's got this silly looking Santa hat on, next thing he's down at my pants. He's trying to pull the fuckin', the balls outta my pants!" (from "Santa's Delivery")
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*From "1000 Chickens Trilogy":
'''Frank''' I'm having a party, I need to get me some chickens. I need a lot of chickens. <br>
'''Salesman''' (sarcastically) What do you need, like a thousand chickens? <br>
'''Frank''' A thousand? What is a thousand? I need at least two thousand chickens. <br>
'''Salesman''' Sir, this isn't Perdue. These are live chickens. <br>
'''Frank''' They're live chickens, so what? There a problem with that? I'll come down there and hack the bitches to death myself. <br>

*From "Nam Hu":
'''Receptionist''' Hello? <br>
'''Frank''' Yeah let me speak to Nam Hu. <br>
'''Receptionist''' Who is calling? <br>
'''Frank''' Nam Hu. <br>
'''Receptionist''' Who is calling? <br>
'''Frank''' My name is Nam Hu. <br>
'''Receptionist''' (pause) Hold on. <br>
'''Nam Hu''' Hello? <br>
'''Frank''' Hello, is this Nam? <br>
'''Nam Hu''' Yes. <br>
'''Frank''' Nam who? <br>
'''Nam Hu''' Yes. <br>
'''Frank''' You're saying yes, I'm asking you- Nam WHO? <br>
'''Nam Hu''' My name is Nam Hu. <br>
'''Frank''' God bless you. <br>

'''Frank's Nicknames for People:'''
*Sizzlechest
*Bottlenose
*Picklenose
*Nits
*Sweet Charlie
*Toots
*Sweet tits
*Smartmouth
*Rubberneck
*Barrelass
*Bologna tits
*Salami tits
*Fruitcake
*Liver lips
*Chief
*Babe
*Tough Guy
*Jerky
*Speedracer
*Lefty
*Sweetnuts
*Flapjack
*Happy ass
*Butt Nut
*Fuck Face
*Milky Licker

== Sol Rosenberg ==

Sol is whiny, paranoid, most totally Jewish, and frightened by his own shadow. Played by: Johnny B.

*"And he invited me fishing and he whipped me with the rods"
*"God help us, Jesus, God and BABY Jesus help us." (from "Sol's Phobia")
(contracted; show full)*"Hurry up." (-any character being told to "please hold")

See also [[Kerpal]]

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