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Jerky Boys
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== Frank Rizzo ==

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*"(to a diamond dealer) I got some stones I wanna get rid of. I whacked a fucker out last night and I need to get rid of these stones."(from "Diamond Dealer")
*"And he's got this silly looking Santa hat on, next thing he's down at my pants. He's trying to pull the fuckin', the balls outta my pants!" (from "Santa's Delivery")

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*From "1000 Chickens Trilogy":
'''Frank''' I'm having a party, I need to get me some chickens. I need a lot of chickens. <br>
'''Salesman''' (sarcastically) What do you need, like a thousand chickens? <br>
'''Frank''' A thousand? What is a thousand? I need at least two thousand chickens. <br>
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*'''Sol:''' Hello, I bought glasses there, my name is Sol Rosenberg. <br> '''Optometrist:''' Yes? <br> '''Sol:''' And my eyes are going crazy. <br> '''Optometrist:''' Okay. Let me pull your file. Hold on.. <br> '''Sol:''' Okay, thank you 
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See also [[Kerpal]]

[[Category:Bands|Jerky Boys]]
[[Category:Prank callers|Jerky Boys]]

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