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Nerds was made by nerds, for nerds. It is a compendium of nerd-related quotes, phrases, sayings, and jokes, made by celebrities and nobodies alike. Enjoy!

== Nerdy Quotes & Sayings ==

* When life gives you questions, Google has answers.
** AJ Carpio

* A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. Upon being asked the price, the bartender responded, “For you? No charge.”
** Anon

* Beware of programmers that carry screwdrivers.
** Anon

* Does fuzzy logic tickle?
** Anon

* Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
** Anon

* If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0 .
** Anon

* There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't. 
** Anon

* The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be. 
** Anon

* I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code .
** Anon

* A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. 
** Anon

* A nerd life seems boring to you, but they have the happiest, drama-free, and extraordinary life that we outspoken people don't have.
** Anon

* Just shut up and reboot.
** Anon

* Being a nerd really pays off sometimes.
** Ken Jennings

* I still feel like a nerd.
** Judd Apatow

* One of the most frightening things about your true nerd, for may people, is not that he's socially inept - because everybody's been there - but rather his complete lack of embarrassment about it.
** Neal Stephenson

* If you like nerds, raise your hand. If you don't, raise your standards.
** Violet Haberdasher

* If you like strange, specific stuff -- that's a nerd. Kanye West is a black nerd. He likes strange, specific stuff. If you go up to Kanye West and say, 'Hey, what are your favorite things?' He'll be like, 'Robots and teddy bears.' That's a nerd. 
** Donald Glover

* Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
** Lisa Hoffman

* I'm not going chic, I swear. The geek endures. But, I mean, a snazzy cool suit looks good.
** Jon Heder