Revision 1457076 of "TimeSplitters: Future Perfect" on enwikiquote

{{subst;Prod|insufficiently [[WQ:Quotability|quotable]]}}
{{game-cleanup|2007-01-29}}
TimeSplitters Future Perfect is the third (3rd) game in the TimeSplitters series by Free Radical Design. Published by Electronic Arts, it was released on March 22, 2005 for the PlayStation 2, Xbox and GameCube.

== Story mode ==
===Sgt.Cortez===
*Cortez: Time to split!

*Cortez: Daaaaaaammiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!

-----

===R110===

*R-110: (with plasma/laser gun) Eat my laser! '''EAT IT!!'''

*R-110: (with conventional gun) Eat my primitive projectile! '''EAT IT!!'''

*R-110: (concerning human inferiority to robots) I am the pinnacle of creation! I AM A ROBOT!

*R-110: (Upon seeing a steampunk robot in 1924) Look, a prehistoric robot! 

*R-110: They've discovered the wheel! Clever humans.

*R-110: What's the difference between a human and a lump of rotting meat? About a week!

*R-110: Tell him to mind his own business. That's my advice!

*R-110: Journey to the center of the Earth... (in computery, synthesized voice) Oooooooh!

*R-110: I hacked into the teleport system. Beats walking!

*R-110: Your mother was a trash compactor!

*R-110: If I imagine these robots were humans, it'll be easier for me to kill them. Robots are far surperior to humans, y'know? Humans go SQUISH at the slightest touch.

*R-110: I only wanted to be loved (R-110 then dies)

-----

===Anya===

*Anya: Cortez! You're humankind's last hope for survival ''and you're playing a slot machine?!''

*Anya (in the level ''Scotland the Brave''): Somehow I think the Captain has done this before...

*Anya (in the level ''The Khallos Express''): Good, that man is a liability. 

*Anya (in the level ''The Khallos Express''): Can we stick to ''one'' train from now on?

-----

===Harry Tipper===

*Harry Tipper: [wearing a woman's uniform] Hmmm... It's just not my color at all. Man, the things I do to save the world! Whoo, and it's breezy too! Hey, got any spare socks? I need some padding! Hehe... this'll be the last thing they'll be expecting!

*Harry Tipper: Aw, man! Hostages! I hate hostages! They take all the fun outta the job; always whinin' about needin' to be rescued!

*Harry Tipper: Eh... Pretty stealthy. Maybe in space no one can hear you, but down here you're noisier than a blaze in a fireworks factory!

*Harry Tipper: Aw, bummer, man! ''Green'' gas! That's the worst kind!

*Harry Tipper: (after henchwomen get trapped in gas chamber) Aw, poor girls. Man, green really isn't their color!

*Harry Tipper (while trying to shut off the nuclear missile): Okay...how do we stop this thing?! (notices a loose hatch on the control panel) Hey! This panel comes off! Maybe if I pull out these wires... <br/>Anya: Ummm...are you sure he should be doing that? (Harry gets electrocuted and falls to the floor.)<br/>Harry: ''Yowww!'' (Harry gets up and closes the panel.) That's ''not'' cool.

*Harry Tipper: (confronting Khallos) It ain't cool takin' another guy's girl, man!

*Harry Tipper: (seeing the missile for the first time) A French missile? Ooh la la!

*Harry Tipper: (witnesses Cortez appear from nowhere) Are you for real?
-----

===Jo Beth Casey===
*Jo-Beth Casey: (Upon seeing her first zombies) Zombies! Don't let them eat my brains!<br/>Anya: D'you think anyone will notice?

*Jo-Beth Casey: (Trying to escape the Mansion) Last one out's ''very'' dead!

*Jo-Beth: (After you defeat "Princess" in the courtyard) Okay, I heard a lot of crashing and banging and gunfire, but I thought I'd like to stay in here!

*Jo-Beth: There's a moose loose! [After the Deerhaunter is defeated] I'm, like, so gonna need therapy after this!

*Jo-beth: Electric zombies?! That's, like, ''so'' unfair!<br/>Anya: That's shocking! Sorry...

*Jo-Beth: (looks down the ladder, then looks over at Cortez) You go first. <br/>Cortez: (looks at Jo-Beth's miniskirt)...Okay.

*Jo-Beth: (After Cortez leaves 1994) Oh, well... Too old for me, anyway.
-----

===Amy Chen===

*Amy Chen: I'd say this research poses a threat to national security!
*Amy Chen: People who use their own name as a password ''deserve'' to be hacked.


----

===Khallos===

*Khallos: I will have my revenge!

*Khallos: And I see you've brought a big muscular friend with you
*Khallos: Don't worry, we will be 'running into her shortly' ( pushes Scrudel's head open and pushes red button.) But I have a war to start. But unfortunately, you won't be here.
*Khallos: Me and my pussy are going to have a lot of fun!
-----

===Captain Ash===

*Captain Ash: They've got the higher ground and good cover ol' bean! In the finest traditions of the British Army, I suggest a full frontal... ah, assault, that is!

*Captain Ash: (while firing a large mounted machine-gun) Ah, this reminds me of the War! Such happy days.

*Captain Ash: (pipe is shot out of his mouth) That was my best pipe, you bounders!

*Captain Ash: (Upon being selected in multiplayer.) (Makes boxing motions) Ooh! Time for fisty-cuffs, splendid! 

*Captain Ash: Tally ho! This is the life! Wind in your hair and a big weapon in your hand!

*Captain Ash: The pygmies of Olowanga were tougher than this!  
*Captain Ash: Well you have the explosives dear lad! It's time this door wasn't here!
 Anya: Something tells me the Captain's done this before.

===Splitter Crow===
*Dying Splitter Crow: Ahhh... Rose...bud!

-----

===Background quotes/"drunk" characters===
*Guard 1: It's not fair! The girls get much nicer uniforms than we do! <br/> Guard 2: Uhhh... you want to wear the girls' uniforms? <br/> Guard 1: Yes. I think they give good freedom of movement, and they must be nice and cool in summer. <br/> Guard 2: Huh, man... you're weird. Why are you telling me this? <br/> Guard 1: I think you will understand. I have watched you a lot. I think you are not like the others. I think we could become special friends... but now we are alone. Now is time for action, not words. <br/> Guard 2: '''Mummy!'''
 
*Female Guard: (in bathroom) '' '''Ugh, it's like giving birth!''' ''

*Female Henchman: Ohhhh! That generator is so ''noisy!'' I have a terrible headache! Why don't you just turn it off for a bit? <br/> Male Henchman: Don't be stupid. This powers the electric fences. If Khallos finds out we turned it off, he'll tie us to the fence and turn it on again! <br/> Female Henchman: I don't care. My head hurts so bad I wish I was dead anyway. No more drinking for me. ''Ever!''

*Drunk Scientist: I-'ahm smart! Smartest man inna whole world! I would've invented the microwave if someone else not dunnit. I would've invented... gravity...and pineapples... donuts...

*Drunken Henchman: Soon... soon we rule ''world''! And I get car! Get a sports car; ss'a red one *BELCH*. And... and... I'll love it like a thingy--a woman! Hehehe... girls love sports cars. (In girly voice) Oooh! What a big red one! Oooh, so impressive! Hehehehe...

*Drunken Soldier: It's me... 'sall me! I am best...Best-est guard. Without me, no guarding. All rubbish guarding. God of guards... and girls. Girls love me. (In girly voice) Oooh, so hairy chest... oooh, such a big medallion...! Hehehe...

*Drunken Engineer: Is this all that's left of my dreams? I...was gonna be...inna band! Gonna be famous! Rich! 'Stead of just another bum with a gun.
<br/>Anya: I wonder where it all went wrong for him...

*Traumatized Scientist: It's all a dream... all a dream. It's all just a bad dream! ''Please, just make it '''go away!''' ''

*Drunken Scientist: It can ruin your day when zombies come your way... 'less you knock off their heads, you'll be dead! And there's things in the wall; I don't like them at all... they kill ''lots'' of people! Horrible beetles...

*Drunken Mine Worker: I... I miss my girlfriend. Eyes.... Eyes like little kittens... Skin... skin s'like silk, so soft. And breath... breath... like dead dog. But nobody's perfect...

*U-Genix Security Unit: I found him... ''I found him!''

*U-Genix Security Unit: (Stumbling from the generator room in ''You Genius, U-Genix'') Well, I'm gettin' outta here! (Notices Cortez) Hey, it's him!

*U-Genix Security Unit: (Fending off a mutant) Game over, man! ''Game over!'' (This is a reference to the movie "Aliens")

*U-Genix Security Unit: (Fending off a mutant) Gonna need a little help, here- ''whoa, gonna need a '''lot''' of help here!''

*Drunken Time Assassin: Must kill Cortesh... Someone else can do it! I stay here! Watch the purty lights!

*Scientist in Specimen Tank: Is it safe? Have they been destroyed? I'm not coming out until they're all dead! I helped make them; I'm ''not'' going to be killed by them. (If Cortez logs on the computer controlling the tank) Hey, what are you doing?! No, don't!

*Drunken Rebel Soldier: Evil robots...trying to kill us all. Supossed to be slaves, do what ''we'' say! Should never let them think. Big mistake. Now they think they kill us ''all!''

*Drunken Scientist: Ah, ss'a lot o' fuss about nothin'...just a few mutants wandering about... S' okay! I'll... be... all be... alright in the mornin'.

*Space Marine: They're coming out the walls! ''' ''They're coming out of the goddamn walls!'' ''' (This is a reference to the movie "Aliens")
*Space Marine: Send them all straight back to HELL!
*Jaques De La Morte:( Upon bieng picked in arcademode) In France ( throwing up a severed leg) we do not stop till' the fat lady mings!

*Space Marine: C'mon marines, you wanna live forever! (Reference to the film "Starship Troopers")

== Story Mode Cutscenes ==

===Scotland the Brave===
*(Scotland The Brave. After speaking, Captain Ash puts his pipe in his mouth; a guard shoots it right out of his mouth from above)<br/>
Captain Ash: Wha-?! Well, that was my best pipe, you ''BOUNDERS''! (Cortez aims flare gun at guard)<br/>
Captain Ash: No! Don't!<br/>
Cortez: Get down! (Cortez fires, nails the guard)<br/>
Captain Ash: Good shot, old man...<br/>
Cortez: ...I don't think much of this weapon.<br/>
Captain Ash: ...But I'm afraid you've let the cat out of the bag now!<br/>
Cortez: Why? (Their boat gets blasted, and Cortez gets launched a few feet into the air) What's going on?!<br/>
Captain Ash: That flare was the signal! It's going to get a bit hairy from here on!<br>


Anya: If I took a scan of the photo, I could identify the landscape with our topographical database. Then, if I triangulated the distances and heights of the buildings, then cross reference that data with the architechtural styles, I might be able to deduce some probable locations-<br>
Cortez: How about Stanislov Train Depot, September 4th, 1969?<br>
Anya: What?<br>
Cortez: It's on the back of the photo<br>
Anya: Oh...well... That's good enough for me! I'll set the Time Machine to those coordinates. Cortez, You ready?<br>
Cortez: Yeah! It's time to split!<br>
Anya: ''Right'', whatever...<br>
*Cortez looks confused/disappointed*<br>

-----

===You Genius U-Genix===
*Cortez (At the end of the ''You Genius, U-Genix'' level, after accusing Crow of attempting to create the Timesplitters, before realizing this action gives Crow the idea to do so):...Ugh... Aw, '''Dammi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-t!''' 
Harry Tipper: (Cortez's yelling is somehow echoed in the past) ....Spaceman!

-----

===Jacob Crow===

*Jacob Crow: (Watching the mansion burn to the ground) No! All my specimens... my research!
(Mad Old Crow suddenly appears out of nowhere)
*Jacob Crow: (Facing older, future self) ...Grandpa? <br/> Older Crow: No, fool! It's me! <br/> Jacob Crow: ...Grandpa! <br/> Older Crow: No... I'm ''you!'' <br/> Jacob Crow:...You're ''me?'' <br/> Older Crow: Yes...(Strikes a pose) ''from the future!''...Listen; the crystals are the key.  <br/> Jacob Crow: (Sounding ''very'' confused) ...Crystals? But... what are you talking about? <br/> Older Crow: (Sounding impatient) Gah!  Do you want to spend your entire life searching for the secret to immortality, as I have done, when I can give it to ''you'' '''now?!''' Eternal life is within your grasp! With the power of the time crystals at our disposal, ''no one'' can stop us!

(Cortez and Jo-Beth Casey confront the two Crows)
*Cortez: Hold it right there, Crow!
*Mad Old Crow: What...? You again?! 
*Cortez: ...What?
(This remark confuses everyone, including Cortez, who hasn't really met the future Crow yet) 
*Mad Old Crow: Well, you're too late! You can't stop me now! (Turns to younger self) Er, us. Well, me! (To younger self with time device) Get us out of here! (To Cortez) See you in the future, sucker! Ha, Ha, Ha! (Turns to younger self, who has the time device in his mouth, confused.) The red button. (Younger self is still confused) No, no, no... the one on the side. Yeah, that one! (Younger self presses button) Ha, Ha, Ha!


-----