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== Serious Sam First and Second Encounters ==

*"Yeah, it's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye."
*"Oh, God. Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers!"
*"Die when I kill you!"
*"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA yourself!" (when fighting kamikazes)
*"Hey! Didn't I kick your ass two rooms back !?" (when he kills the same type of monster again)
*"Goooood morniiiiiing Babylooooon!" (a reference to Good morning, Vietnam)
*"These guys have seriously lost their heads"
*"Man, it's cold. My nipples are like pencil erasers."
*"Double your gun, double your fun!"
*"C'mon! Just try to hurt me now!"
*"Look ma', I'm a lumberjack!" (said when aquiring a chainsaw)
*"What are you screaming for!? The pain hasn't even started yet!"
*"Uuugh, I need a vacation."
*"Am I the man, or am I the man!?"
*"Oh yeah, shake baby, shake, but I ain't gonna QUAKE!"
*"Finally, some sci-fi mumbo-jumbo!" (said when aquiring a quad-barreled laser cannon)
*"Now I've got your ticket to hell."
*"He he he. Now you're all FIRED!" (said when aquiring a flamethrower)
*"Rocket ranger, ready to rocket!" (said when aquiring a rapid-firing rocket launcher)
*"Rocket-roll!" (same as above)
*"Now you'll dance my tune!"
*"My flaming fists of fury will destroy you fiend! Ha ha ha...ow God, who writes this stuff!?"
*"They say two heads are better than one, but how does it fart?" (when examining a statue of a two-headed snake)
*"To be or not to be, that is a serious question."
*"He who wields a minigun, fears not." (ancient ''proverb'')
*"I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay!"
*"Now I'm seriously serious!"
*"Hey guys! Let's play hot potato!" (after collecting a Grenade Launcher)
*"Who's Next?"

== Serious Sam II ==

*"Yeah, baby!"
*"I love Bananas!"
*"Give a man a bullet and he'll want a gun. Give a man a gun and he'll be giving away the bullets."
*"Long range weapon for a long term relationship."
*"Double the gun, double the fun!"
*"Secret Duke's skeleton has been found!""Dude, you've been hanging  here FOREVER!"
*"Secret fake health has been found!":"MY GOD! HE SURE HAD ME FOOLED!"
*"I eat resistance for breakfast!"
*"Hell! How did you know what's coming!(to NETRICSA)
*"BAAAAZUUUKA!"
*"He can lick my lead."
*"WOHOO! Let's go BOWLING!"(picks up a cannon)
*"I knew it! I KNEW IT!"
*"You have exactly 5 seconds to explain what I'm doing here. And 2 seconds have just passed..."
*"WOHOO! They've made the guns even BIGGER since the last game!"
*"Aarrr, mateys! They be comin' from the starboard bow, fire them cannons and swab the poop deck!"
*"Hehehe! Shiny.. and deadly!"
*"CRAP!"
*"Now that's some serious firepower."
*"Let's kick some ass!"
*"I forgot my driver's license at home. He he.."
*"Well I do love to party, but I don't like to clean up the mess."
*"Who's gonna stop me!?"
*"Spikes!? I hate spikes!"
*"This thing fires 8 rounds per second. That's 480 rounds per minute! Imagine!"
*"I love pulling switches! NOT!"
*"I love playing with fire!"
*"This game is full of bugs!"
*"Yeah, baby! There will be NO bugs in this game!"
*"Ha ha! Now I can do some SERIOUS gang banging!"
*"I shoot, you count."
*"OK, who's gonna go first, scumbags!"
*"YEEEHAAAW!"
*"Croteam rulez!"
*"Who leaves these weapons lying around?"
*"I love collecting big guns! It looks so Unreal!"
*"Those rocks can shake, but I won't Quake."
*"Who's The One?! Isn't it obvious? I AM!"
*"I'm gonna have a Serious talk with Croteam one of these days."
*"We can do this the hard way, or my way... They're basically the same thing."

===Conversations===
:'''Sam:''' Who's there?</br>'''Voice in phone:''' It's Sam.</br>'''Sam:''' Sam who?</br>'''Voice:''' Serious Sam!</br>'''Sam:''' Yeah, right. (puts it down) Heh, what a joker. SAM I AM!

:'''Prince Chan''': That's enough! I'll bite you're head off and shove it up your ...!</br>'''Serious Sam''': Look, just give me the Medallion and nobody will get hurt.</br>'''Prince Chan''': Over my dead body!</br>'''Serious Sam''': I was sorta hopin' you would say that!<br>

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