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Salute Your Shorts was a show on Nickelodeon. It took place at a summer camp. All the kids at the camp basically dealt with their camp life by making it more like real life. It took place at Camp Anawana. The title comes from a running gag of replacing the camp flag with a pair of underpants. 
Season 1 
Michael Comes to Camp 
Zeke, the Plumber 
The Treasure of Sarah Madre 
Brownies for Thud Mackie 
Bunk Chief Elections 
Toilet Seat Basketball 
The Radio Call-In Contest 
Donkeylips and Sponge Weigh In 
Budnick and Michael Fake Being Sick 
Cinderella Play 
Donkeylips' Crush on Dina 
Mail Carrier Mona 
The Environmental Party 
[[File:Michael Comes to Camp]]
Michael Stein: "Oh, they're broken."
Sponge Harris: "Oh no."
Michael Stein: "What are we gonna do now?"
Sponge Harris: "I'm gonna.....throw up."
Michael Stein: "No not now....."
Sponge goes off barfing in the forest.
Michael Stein: "Oh man...."
Donkeylips: "Whoa, power puke."

[[File:Zeke the Plumber]]
Dina Alexander: I'm going to sleep much better knowing I got full fluoride protection. [edit] 
Bobby Budnick: It's a parade of losers! Loser, loser, loser, loser... and loser! [edit] 
Dina Alexander: I read that there's something in toothpaste that keeps ghosts away.
Telly Redford: How?
Dina Alexander: Well, I'm not sure, but it's something four out of five doctors recommend.
Telly Redford: Which doctors?
Dina Alexander: Exactly, witch doctors.
Donkeylips: Cross my heart and hope to die, stick a pizza in my mouth.