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'''''[[w:Seven Psychopaths|Seven Psychopaths]]''''' is an [[w:2012 in film|upcoming]] [[w:Black comedy film|black comedy film]] about a struggling writer who dreams of finishing his screenplay, "Seven Psycopaths". Billy, Marty's best friend, and his partner Hans are dog thieves, and they steal a [[w:Shih Tzu|Shih Tzu]] belonging to the psychotic gangster Charlie. This propels the trio into a violent adventure.
:''Written and directed by [[w:Martin McDonagh|Martin McDonagh]].
<center>'''They Won't Take Any Shih Tzu.'''</center>
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==Marty==
*I almost got killed today because you kidnapped the wrong dog.
==Charlie==
*''[Crying]'' I gotta pull myself together, I know, but my dog's gonna end up killed.
==Dialogue==
:''[A visibly shaken Marty and Hans stumble into Billy's house.]''
:'''Billy''': What the hell happened?
:'''Hans''': Some punks jumped us, said they were looking for a little Shih Tzu, then some other punk killed those punks. ''[Pointing at Marty]'' It's their blood. It's his puke.
:'''Billy''': Y-you wanna go to the bathroom, clean some of the blood and the puke off?
:'''Marty''': Yeah.
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:'''Marty''': What are we gonna do?
:'''Billy''': We could take on all the bad guys, maybe in a desert.
:'''Marty''': And what do you think we should do in real life?
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:'''Angela''': Billy, you've gotta give it back!
:'''Billy''': Give it back? You don't just give back the kidnapped dog. That defeats the entire object of the kidnapping!
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:''[Paulo, armed with a shotgun, approaches Hans]''
:'''Paulo''': Put your hands up.
:'''Hans''': No.
:'''Paulo''': But I have a gun!
:'''Hans''': I don't care.
:'''Paulo''': Tha-that doesn't make any sense!
:'''Hans''': Too bad!
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:''[Billy and Marty approach a man outside their house. He is sitting down with a bunny in his arms.]''
:'''Billy''': You waiting for somebody, old guy?
:'''Zachariah''': Uh, no.
:'''Billy''': Okay, you seem normal. Come on in. We gotta get this dog off the street because it's kidnapped from a maniac.
:'''Zachariah''': Dandy.
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:'''Hans''': An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.
:'''Billy''': No, it doesn't. There'll be one guy left with one eye. How's the last blind guy gonna take out the eye of the last guy left?
== Taglines ==
*One Shih Tzu... Seven Psycopaths.
== Cast ==
* [[w:Colin Farrell|Colin Farrell]] — Marty
* [[w:Sam Rockwell|Sam Rockwell]] — Billy
* [[w:Christopher Walken|Christopher Walken]] — Hans
* [[w:Woody Harrelson|Woody Harrelson]] - Charlie
* [[w:Abbie Cornish|Abbie Cornish]] as Kaya
* [[w:Olga Kurylenko|Olga Kurylenko]] as Angela
* [[w:Tom Waits|Tom Waits]] as Zachariah
* [[w:Gabourey Sidibe|Gabourey Sidibe]] as Sharice
* [[w:Kevin Corrigan|Kevin Corrigan]] as Dennis
* [[w:Željko Ivanek|Željko Ivanek]] as Paulo
== External links ==
{{wikipedia}}
* {{imdb title|id=1931533|title=Seven Psycopaths}}
* The official [http://www.sevenpsychopaths.com/ ''Seven Psycopaths''] site
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[[Category:Black comedy films]]
[[Category:Comedy-drama films]]
[[Category:Crime films]]
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