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==Crash Bandicoot==
*"Whoa!"
*"Yippee!"
*"Yohoooo!"
*"Wowie!"
*"Yahaa!"
*"Aweeeeeee!"
*"Hehehe!"
==Coco Bandicoot==
*"Bandicoot Power!"
*"Passing on!"
*"Ow!"
*"Hey!"
*"Not good!"
*"Coming through!"
*"Em, hmhmhmhmhm!
==Polar==
*"Arf!"
*"Grrr!"
==Pura==
*"Meow!"
*"Meowee!"
*"Wee!"
==Doctor Neo Cortex==
*"Yes!"
*"The trophy's mine!"
*"Take that!"
*"Oh, my!"
*"Leap!"
*"D'oh!"
*"Ouch!"
*"Aaah!"
*"Hmhmhmh!"
==Doctor N. Gin==
*"Oww!"
*"Why, you!"
*(''laughs'')"Parkit?"
*(''chuckles'')"Too bad!"
*(''chuckles'')"One of the road!
*"Yahoo!"
*"This one's mine!"
==Tiny Tiger==
*"Tiny smash puny karts!"
*"Tiny win!"
*"Here comes Tiny!"
*"Nooooo!"
*"Auch!"
==Dingodile==
*"Move over, mate!"
*"Grrrr!"
*"Go boy!"
*"Oh, buffer!"
*"Nyaahhh!"
==Ripper Roo==
:'''Note''': Ripper Roo doesn't speak English. Instead, his speech is insane laughter but it is subtitled.
*"You crazy enough to race me? I should face Oxide in the big race! I'll show you wild driving! Last one across the finish line is a rotten brain!"
*"You're crazier than me! Best get head checked if you think you can beat Oxide! Have a key. Good luck, you'll need it!"
==Papu Papu==
*"Papu much tired of watching puny slugs race so slow! Papu want in action, to lay boom down big, and prove Papu is world's best driver! Papu move so fast, you munch tracks!"
*"Too bad!"
*"Bunga!"
*"Ooohh!"
*"Got a booboo!"
*(''groans'') "Papu not himself today. Maybe Papu not eating a big breakfast. You are fast for be so small. Here is key to help. Oxide much bigger problem for you. Him not as big, but him much more grumpy."
==Komodo Joe==
*"Sssso... You've beaten all the other racersssss on these trackssss. Now, you'll ssssee why I'm the mossst feared driver on the ccccccircuit. I will earn the right to face Oxide, by crussssshhhhing you into brick dussssst. Let'sssssss raccccce!"
*"Sssucker!"
*"Sssucesss!"
*"Look out!"
*"Ssstop that!"
*"Ow!"
*"Sso sssorry!"
*"Too bad!"
*"You're not so ssslow after all. Sssurprised to sssee you did. Here'ssss a key for the win. Ssstill, I don't think you're fassst to out-raccce Oxide. We're going to losssse our planet, and it will all be your fault!"
==Pinstripe Potoroo==
:'''Note''': Pinstripe speaks in a Brooklyn accent.
*"Well, you-you call that racin'? Forget about it! If youse gonna face Oxide, youse gonna have to go through me first! I'm the speed champion here, and I'm gonna save the world... for a sizable fee, of course!"(''laughs'')
*"Have some of this!"
*"Yes!"
*"Ohh, yes!"
*"Watch your back!"
*"Yeah, right!"
*"Say goodnight!"
*"Ooh!"
*"Over the top!"
*"Ow!"
*"You're mine!"
*"So, youse beat me fair and square. I doubt you'll be this lucky with Oxide. Here's a key for your troubles. Oh, brother."
==Fake Crash==
*"Waaahoooo!"
*"Nooo-ho!"
==Doctor N. Tropy==
*"Yes!"
*"Blimey!"
*"Nothing good!"
*"Bad timing!"
*"Watch more luck!"
*"Take this!"
*"Like clockwork!"
==Nitros Oxide==
*(''introduction'')"Greetings. I have come to compete. So you pesky little earth slugs like to race, eh?(''chuckles'') Well, I, Nitros Oxide, am the fastest racer in the galaxy! I travel as stars, looking for creatures to test my mettle. It's a little game I call Survival of the Fastest. Here's the way we play: I challenge your fastest driver to a race for the planet. If you win, I'll leave your miserable little rock alone. But if I win, I turn the entire globe into a concrete parking lot, and make you my slaves!(''laughs'') Get ready to race for the fate of your planet!"
*"Well, the little terra vermin has collected all the trophies to become world champion. What took you so long? Now we prove who the fastest driver really is!"
*"You'll never beat me!"
*"Try again!"
*"Here's a little suprise!"
*"You're no match for me!"
*"You're slower ever your planet slot fork!"
*"My trunk!"
*"Aaahh! I can't believe you beat me! I never lose! How embarrassing! I'll be the laughingstock of all Gasmoxia! Fine! Your little planet stays mushy and green! At least you haven't gathered all my Time Relics. Until you've collected all of those, and race me again, we'll see who's the fastest! This won't be the last time you'll face Nitrus Oxide! We'll meet again!
*"So, you're back, and you've gathered all my Time Relics. I'm impressed! Well, it's about time I taught you a real lesson about speed! This race is for keeps!"
*"Aaaahh! You beat me once again! Now I have to go back to the planet Gasmoxia a complete loser! I must be getting slow in my old age! That's it! I'm finished racing in these mushy backward worlds! Keep your miserable planet! I'm outta here for good!
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