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<[[Yoga]] [[File:Pashupatahasta.JPG|thumb|500px|Blessing of the Yoga God Shiva]]

'''In a playful way, we learn the main principles of Yoga. Basically, the Yoga oracle is a game which helps us toward positive principles of life and strategies of wisdom.'''

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Oracle = The yoga god Shiva is dancing with the chaos of life. He keeps himself constantly in the light with his wisdom, peace, self-discipline, love and joy. A yogi plans his life wise, but he cannot avoid all suffering. If the chaos of life strikes him, he takes things as they are. He retains his equanimity and brings himself with his yoga exercises quickly back to happiness. Then he can laugh again about life and himself. Forward with optimism. 
May the laughter always be with you⏎
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== The Insatiable Pussy ==
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17. I'm not totally alone in the forest. There are many animals. A pheasant family lives right next to my house. This morning I went to the door and they were quarreling loudly. In most families, there is much controversy. And so it is with the pheasants. The three children had different opinions and ran excitedly back and forth. Until one of the children fled and sought his own place to play. 

A cat comes to visit me often. She wants to be petted by myself for hours. Unfortunately, I'm a very lazy yogi. We have now agreed to a brief caress each visit. My friend's favorite joke is: "A good fairy said to a man that he has a free wish. The man wants an insatiable pussy. And then he gets a cat who has all day long hunger..." For all children: This joke is not appropriate for minors. You do not need him to understand. The meaning becomes apparent only after a long relationship.

For my friend the meaning of life is a lot of sex. He met a nice woman. He was allowed to have sex with her twice a week. In the beginning he was enthusiastic about his wife. But after four years of relationship a pair  has on average only 2.5 times in Momant sex. The man wants every day. The woman wants once a month. And both agree on twice a month and a failed attempt.