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Piikolo kɛna [[minziiki]] wonuu ŋgʋ pahʋlʋʋ-kʋ kʋ-hʋlʋ yɔ. Palaba-kʋ nɛ ɖeɣya ŋga yɔ, kɛwɛ hɩsɩ hɔʋ taa. Paya-kʋ ɖɔɖɔ size [[hɩlaɣ]] cikpelaɣ. Kɛkɛ cikpelaɣ pɩkɩlɩ hɩlaɣ sʋsaɣ. Ka-ɖalakɩŋ taa wɛ ɛzɩ yaa mana ɛzɩ hɩlaɣ sʋsaɣ hɛkʋ nɛ hɛkʋ yɔ.

Piikolo hilaɣ n̄ɩŋga kanɛ yɔ, ka-taa wala talɩɣ ɖɔɖɔ ɛzɩ sʋsaɣ mbɩ yɔ.

Ɛlɛ tʋkaɣ ŋga kɛwɛ kana sʋsaɣ pɛhɛkʋ taa kɛlɛ size ka-hʋlʋʋ taa lɛ, kɛ-fɛyɩna do kʋnɛ, kɛ-fɛyɩna do sʋsɔʋ kʋnɛ ɖɔɖɔ. Nɛ ewilitu yaa etilitu lɩʋ nutozo sʋsɔʋ taa kɛ camɩyɛ. Yeee pɛkɛdʋ ɖeyi ɖeyi kɔyɔ, piikolo kɩ-hʋlʋʋ kʋnɛ, kɩwɛna hɔɔlɩŋ nɩɩlɛ. kɩ-hɔɔlɩŋ ɛnʋ yɔ: n̄ʋʋ ɖeɖe, nɛ tɔnʋʋ ɖeɖe. Nɛ ɖitaasɔ size ɖeɣya palabɩnɛyɩ. Ɖeɣya ŋga kɛwɛ pidimm (tɩʋ kibiyu) tɩyɛ kɛ nabʋyʋ taa. Nɛ kɛwɛ ɖɔɖɔ puyi(buis) tɩyɛ.

[[File:Man in uniform playing piccolo.jpg|thumb|Piikolo tʋ]]

Kɛwɛ ɖɔɖɔ n̄ɩɣlɩm liidiye, yen mayɛkɩtɩ (maillechort) tɩyɛ, ɛlɛ pabɩzɩɣ palabɩ nɛ tɩʋ pɩndʋ nɛ pɩ-wɛtʋ taa wɛ ɛzɩ ɛyʋ kpɛlɛkʋ labʋ yɔ. Patɩlayɩ lɛɛlɛ yɔ kedeŋa kpeekpe yɔ, pɩlakɩ ɛzɩ pɩnzɩ 200 mbɩ yɔ yɔ. Patɩlaɣ ɖɔɖɔ size pabɩzɩɣ pama Piikolo kʋnɛ yɔ nutozo wilitu yaa tilitu taa cikpetu taa.

Pʋbʋ taa lɛ, pɩsaŋ nɛ pɛkɛdɩna nee nɛ wilitu yaa tilitu lɩɩ camɩyɛ pʋwɛ ɖɔɖɔ ɛzɩ hɩlaɣ sʋsaɣ yɔ. Piikolo ŋgʋ kʋwɛ ɛzɩ "ut" yɔ, kɩ-tamʋna pɛcɛ-kʋ hɩɖɛ camɩyɛ size minziiki wonuu ŋgʋ kɩ-lɛɛzʋʋ wilitu yaa tilitu camɩyɛ yɔ. ki-tilitu  yaa ki-wilitu taa wɛ ɛzɩ fɩnɩnɩ nutozo ɖeɖe. Nɛ hɛkʋ nɛ hɛkʋ diatoniiki ɖeɖe.

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[[Category:Minziiki wondu]]Do not stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.

I was curious after showering and saw that my mechanical pencil was on the sink (probably from my pant pocket). Don’t know what made me do it, but I thought it would be a good idea to open it up and stick the pencil lead down my pee pee hole. It went in quite easily and I was about to take it out thinking it was a bad idea, but I couldn’t actually pick up the lead. It was a good 3-4 millimetres down and I was starting to panic. I immediately went to a drawer under the sink and got out a pair of tweezers and began trying to pull it out.

It was at this point that it started to sting. Oh it stung like fire, relentless waves and waves of throbbing pain struck me as I, on the verge of tears kept trying to get it out. I only pushed it further in with the tweezers. The pain grew more and I was really panicking now. It felt as if there was acid inside. I turned on the sink and tried washing it out but to no avail. At this point I was ready to just have a breakdown.

Standing there, drenched in water, my manly part on fire as I bit my knee, trying to get a hold of myself. The pain was so bad that I just wanted to cut it all off. I looked around again and saw that there was nothing else that could help me, and I did the only thing I knew how to do.

I sat there, and took the single most painful fap I had ever taken in my entire life. When I finally went off, the pencil lead, now broken in 3 and covered with what looked like blood came out with the cum. It looked terrible but almost immediately the pain stopped and I just sat there, a failed man, covered in my own cum and blood, and cried silently for about 5 minutes.

Lesson learned: NEVER stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.