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T'''''''his page is(n't) considered FINISHED.

As such it is the ONLY page on Wikipedia to (not) achieve this status.

All edits from now on should only change the year of copyright and publication.

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''This page is tongue in cheek!'' 

Or ha-ha, only serious. You, the jury decide!

(see the [[w:Wikipedia:FAQ]], [[w:Wikipedia:Wikipetiquette]], [[w:Wikipedia:Rules to consider]], and [[w:Wikipedia:What Wikipedia is not]] for more serious
  thoughts.)

==Disdisdis organize disorganization disorganizedly==
29) When in doubt, just add "poop" at the end of articles.

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30) never let a sense of humour get in the way of deleting content... (<font color="pink">Ooh! Pink!</font>) <font color="#f4f4f4">(and light gr</font>'''''a'''''<font color="#f4f4f4">y</font>

31) All useful information on any subject worth knowing can be condensed into a table. Just look at what Wikipedia does [[w:Wikipedia:WikiProject Elements|for elements]]. All items in a set can have their information standardised in a table, be they scientific element albums, rock albums, novels, poems, or numbers.

[[Image:Stop_sign_us.jpg|thumb|right|Stop]]
[[Image:Hammer.jpg|thumb|right|Hammer time.]]
[[wikipedia:The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything|42]]) The ultimate answer.  (But can you please repeat the question?)

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11.1) Beware of recursive rule traps introduced by new regulations.  See rule 111 for more information.

12) As a corrolary to rule (9) above, change every single page to use the spelling of your 
favourite variant of English <i>(Or Chinese ...) (Joke! It's a joke already!  Sheesh  :-) )</i>, and tell authors off who use accepted spellings different from yours.

13) Ignore all attempts at serious comments on the '''anti-rules''' page. Also, duplicate material excessively.⏎
and you may find yourself

14) Use "*sigh*" alot when you criticise people. this makes them pay more attention to you.
::''You forgot to capitalize the second sentence. *sigh* As always, it's up to me to teach you cretins basic English.''
:::*weeping, weeping* will you never learn?  do you even know what a gretin ''is''?
To discover the greatest anti-rule, go to rule 57.

:14.1) Use "*psi*" when you attack people with your psychic brain-wave super-powers.

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18) Nonconsensually censor sententious sentences nonsensically.
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18) Duplicate material excessively. After all, people should see it whichever part of the page they are browsing.
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18) Insert lots of items under the same number. This will make it impossible to refer to them by numbers, and instead people will have to duplicate them as per above rule.
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18) Remember that all people and races are fundamentally different. For example, 10 people waving banners in Kuala Lumpur indicates that Malaysia is a catastrophic hell-hole full of Islamic extremists. However, IRA terrorists bombing bridges and pubs in London is perfectly normal and the UK is still clearly a much safer place than those horrible places we see on TV.  Ignore the[w:Patriot act|Anti-patriot act]] American [[torture]]s and unlawful detentions multiple stolen elections and insist that the reas(contracted; show full)

20) ...
''[This rule is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by deleting it.]''

20*20/20-20/0)If you're asked to help Wikipedia by deleting something or cleaning something up, don't do anything. Even better, make it worse. Help Wikipedia? What has Wikipedia ever done for YOU?!

====Under 21 need not apply====
21) Wikipedia has a p
orofeshunsionally payed team of peepullople whuose soul porpoise in liyfe is to copyedit.and check spehlling and grammer. I'ts'nt is not you're repsonibilty to check your tpyography.

14-7i) Feel free to use your own complex numbering system.

 22) Use the single space indent as often as possible. People need the exercise that comes from having to use their mouse to grab the scroll bar at the bottom of the page and scroll across your fascinating commentary on whatever topic you chose to write about at that particular point in time, because after all it will be really worth it, won't it.

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40) This is rule 40.

forty) write numbers as words instead just to be confusing.

for tee) type stuff in unconventional ways.

4 T) write the same thing is another way just to make sure you are making your point clear.

Phorty)Introduce different ways of the saying the same thing for no reason other than to be different.

43) The greatest anti-rule is really at rule 124.

[[w:hexadecimal|43.8]]) This rule is kept because computers IN ANOTHER PART OF THE WORLD need it to function.

[[w:hexadecimal|43.C]]) This rule is kept because Wikipedia needs it for its font colors.

[[w:base 36|17.WIKIPEDIA]]) Feel free to use any number base with any [[w:radix|radix]], even if it [[w:Base 60|forces you to use other symbols other than the numbers 0-9 and the letters A-Z]], or if it [[w:Golden ration base|uses irrational numbers]], [[w:Quarter-imaginary base|uses complex numbers]], or [[w:Factorial number system|uses an infinite amount of symbols for numbers]].

46) To discover the greatest anti-rule here, go to rule 89.

48) Edit wars are always worthwhile.

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50) Mark all your important edits as minor, maybe "they" won't notice you messed up the whole article. But obviously adding a comma is not a minor edit.

51) When in doubt, remove the content of the Talk: page.

1e37) If you can't think of anything,
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&infin;. Come on. I '''know''' you didn't read all of these rules, much less intend on following them. You just scrolled to the bottom, didn't you?'''Better yet I pressed END on my computer.  You should try it.  Page up, page down, home, end, they all have a use.'''
: Prove it.
::Read them all? I ''wrote'' them all, baby!
:No, I did.
::No, I did.
:::Yes, you did not.

:::::::::::::WEEEEE INDENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!⏎
:Shut up!
:::Not only did I not read them, I also didn't notice the part where multiple infinities are not in the not-wrong place. Not.  I see that in-line [[with]] the classic anti-rule (i.e. that about duplicating excessively duplicated material excessively and redundantly to the point where it is not only duplicate, excessive and duplicate, but also excessive and redundant, both excessively and redundantly so.) we have [[w:3|two of rule]] <math>\infty</math>.  Shame on you.  Bad bad bad bad bad bad excessive redundant duplicate redundancy of excessive and redundant duplicity, and excessively  redundant at that.
:Unfortunately, I use a MacBook Pro and MacBooks' keyboards do not have Page Ups, Page Downs and End buttons.

Here is a bit of vandalisim : CHEESE ZOMFG 131423423 !!!.   Leave it [[w:Space|alone]].

<math>e^i</math> Aaaand dont forget to add some [[w:Right|links]] to thinggys that dont correspond to the [[number|text]].

<big><big>e<sup>i<sup>like<sup>π</sup></sup></sup>)</big></big> Syntax error

Rule number 123 the first, revision one, subsection Alpha: You can not add too many templates to a page. After all, it's not our job to keep the servers from krashing. Todo: link to policy for that last one.

Rule <math>\begin{pmatmarix} \mathfrak{ERROR} \times \mathfrak{UNDEFINED} & 2.13+7i-2j+121.15408635893409k & x^{\aleph_{\pi\mathfrak{AAAAAAAAA}}} \\ \cos^{cos^{cos^{cos^{\pi\zeta(-1)}(\pi\zeta(-1)})(4)}(2)}(csch^{log_{x}(\pi \times c)}(x^{x^{x^{x^{\beth_{\beth_{\omega}}}}}})) & x \times \aleph_{\infty \times \aleph_{\infty \times \aleph_{\beth_{\alpha}\aleph_{\omega}}}} & \int^{\infty}_{0}{(you\times\mathfrak{will}\times\zeta(be\times\mathfrak{stuck}\times here))} \end{pmatrix}</math>: Making absurd mathematical expressions and functions is highly encouraged.

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