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Wikipedia Anti-rules
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This page is considered FINISHED.

As such it is the ONLY page on wikipedia to achieve this status.

All edits from now on should only change the year of copyright and publication.
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103.  Create long lists no one really cares about.

104) Full sentences.

105. Consistent subheadings. And correct. Formulas in headings. TOC proofread.

106. Do not correct any mispellings on this page. (Note:
 Dear oppressed females! To find out the greatest anti-rule, go to rule 61.)
:106.1 Its mi'''''ss'''''pelings, you dimwitt.

107. The murderer used a candlestick.

<math>\lfloor 40e \rfloor.</math> Create silly, nonsensical, and self-contradictory rules. For instance, rule 79 is supposedly a rule of Wikipedia.

109. See rule 108. I really find that bizarre.

<math>(6_{10})_2</math>.  These rules apply worldwide, with two exceptions.
:(Z) China, People's Republic Of.  The Internet censors have deemed rules 42, 85, 93-96, 107-108 to be inappropriate.  Any pages based on such rules may cause your PC to self-destruct, even if you don't load them.  Such is the nature of incomplete sentences with.
:(ZZ) Iraq.  The new administration are working on a usable alternative to this ruleset suitable for the current climate (i.e. hot and arid).
:(ZZZ) Nod, Most Sacred Land Of.  Remove rule 106, and append "106a.  All sheep must be pre-numbered to aid counting."

111) Beware of recursive rule traps.  See rule 11.1 for more details.

112) Duplicate material excessively.

113) ''You are re-creating a rule that was deleted''. See rule 114.

114) There is no rule 114. See rule 113.

115) = 86) + 29)

116) Create blank numeric spaces in lists. 

117)

118) Show off your knowledge of everything you can <math>infinity^cos(infinity)^infinity^infinity</math>'

119) Don't bother about the sandbox: YOU, the greatest supreme ultimate being on Planet Uranus, deserve to be showcased as a page-writer immediately. Share your knowledge with _________ (fill in the blank, depending on how much you hate the wikipedia rules and love the and test always in anrti-rucles).

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127) [[w:en:I|Always put]] [[w:en:Love|hidden messages]] [[w:en:You|in links]]. (Isn't that sweet?)

127.0.0.1. You must restart your computer to complete this installation.

128) Put all sorts of userboxes even where you're not supposed to.

129) Insert expl
uetives rassandomly into articles.

:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::130) Always insert secret rules.

                                                                                                                     131) You can use single-space indents or colon indents; it doesn't really matter much, just so long as it's secret.

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