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All edits from now on should only change the year of copyright and publication.
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13) Ignore all attempts at serious comments on the '''anti-rules''' page. Also, duplicate material excessively.

14) Use "*sigh*" alot when you criticise people. this makes them pay more attention to you.
::''You forgot to capitalize the second sentence. *sigh* As always, it's up to me to teach you cretins basic English.''
:::*weeping, weeping* will you never learn?  do you even know what a gretin ''is''?

MEN ONLY!!! Not for the prying eyes of unprivileged females. To discover the greatest anti-rule, go to rule 57.

:14.1) Use "*psi*" when you attack people with your psychic brain-wave super-powers.

::14.1.1) Defend your self from the "*psi*" attacks of other users.  Kill them with the Lance of Longinus.

(contracted; show full)offended someone earlier - no point in letting [[w:troll]]s write articles.  [[w:The Economist]] does, and look at their audience - sheesh. And duplicate material excessively.  In particular, if you find a logged-out user editing any article tangentially related to music, it's probably Michael.  Be sure to ban the entire ISP with a ban reason of "go fuck yourself michael" or similiar.

30) When in doubt, click the "random page" link and vandalise the first article you get to.

31) 
Anyone who deletes any of your work is an agent of [[w:en:Satan|Satan]], so either block him or cast him into the deep shadows of heaven. ;-)

32) Show off your knowledge of foreign languages (maybe they won't notice that you've got lousy grammar). (To do: put this rule into Babel Fish and then translate it into French, German, Italian, Chinese, Arabic...)

33) When you're editing an article and you need to go to the toilet, poot there (with reference to the [[w:en.Positron|Positron]]) article: "...1930, though he did not realise what they were at the time (see rule 9), excuse me, I need to go to the toilet."

34) Your opinion is a cherished thing, loved age-old before gold was known. Now that the great Wikipedia has been founded in 2001 by [[w:en:Jimmy_Wales|He Who Must Not Be Named]], you MUST broadcast your time-treasured opinion on Wikipedia as it has been brutally suppressed and unfairly accused of being "personal opinion and not fact". Therefore, remember rules 1), 25) and 34) and put them into practice into all times, or else Jimbo Wales will NEVER, EVER, EVER (ONE GOOGOLPLEX MORE "EVER"'S HERE" forgive you and he will contact all his secret allies on Wikipedia (the administrators) and you will NEVER get administrator status. So let that be a warning to you.

I LIKE PIE! '''What rubbish! KFC is top! I will execute anybody who says otherwise''' ''I dare you! I'd rather die then say otherwise about pie!'' '''Yeah go right ahead to the scaffold like [[w:en:Antoine-Laurent_Lavoisier|Lavoisier]] and get your head chopped off by the guillotine''' You all are the aristocrats in the stupid [[w:en:French_Revolution|French Revolution]]!Block anyone who disagrees with you, or even deletes one punctuation mark that you added (even if it was an error anyway).

34.2) If the page exists, there's an edit of it. NO EXCEPTIONS.

356) Put a single space indent just before rule 34, then you'll put rule 22 into real practice.

36) Atomic number of krypton, a noble gas. Miss four turns. Lose $300. Go to jail. Be banned from ever playing Monopoly or editing the "Monopoly" Wikipedia article.

                                    THE THREE MUSKERULESRandomly omit numbers in lists. Also, duplicate material excessively.
36.314159) Duplicate material excessively.

:37) Indent. (I'm sorry, you should have been directed to rule 46.)
:::::::::::::::::38) Indent more.
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::39) Indent so much that the indenting takes up more space than the text.

:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::3A)Holy slugs! More indenting than the last one

40) This is rule 40.

forty) write numbers as words instead just to be confusing.

for tee) type stuff in unconventional ways.

4 T) write the same thing is another way just to make sure you are making your point clear.

Phorty)Introduce different ways of the saying the same thing for no reason other than to be different.

40) This is really rule 41 but I'm '''slow'''.

40) Don't tell Jimbo Wales, he'll de-admin me! (P.S. I'm not even an admin anyway.) (P.P.S. This is really rule 42.)⏎
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[[w:en:Technetium|43]]) THIS RULE IS KEPT BECAUSE IT IS CONSIDERED RADIOACTIVE. (Note: Due to lack of space, the greatest-anti rule is now pushed to rule 124.)

[[w:43 (number)|42.99999999999999999999999999999999999999...]]) <font color="22FF22">Great. The previous rule is radioactive. </font>

[[w:hexadecimal|43.8]]) This rule is kept because computers need it to function.

[[w:hexadecimal|43.C]]) This rule is kept because Wikipedia needs it for its font colors.

[[w:base 36|17.WIKIPEDIA]]) Feel free to use any number base with any [[w:radix|radix]], even if it [[w:Base 60|forces you to use other symbols other than the numbers 0-9 and the letters A-Z]], or if it [[w:Golden ration base|uses irrational numbers]], [[w:Quarter-imaginary base|uses complex numbers]], or [[w:Factorial number system|uses an infinite amount of symbols for numbers]].

44) <font color="#ffffff">Feel free to obscure text by using hard-to-read-against-a-white-background colours. 44.1)They should have more respect for British spelling in computer codes.</font>

45) Note: Whatever text you put here should be rotated 45 degrees or <math>\pi</math>/2 radians.

46) Obfuscate what you can. This way, what you can't, you can. (To discover the greatest anti-rule here, go to rule 89.)

47) Admins want to make your overall edit count low (that's why they put in the anti-vandalism rule). Therefore, put in vandalism in white so that the AOAVA (Association of Anti-Vandalism Administrators) won't catch you. <font color="#ffffff">Crap, the AOAVA is shit. Fuck them! h;iahaeteteothq975 szodut0qau35p2jt p20c0zg asdfghjkl;;; long live vandalism CHEESE ZOMFG WRQOWJHREPFHW &)WUPAWJ:RJ P*${#i%*#+*%#U#U_#u%_# and celebrate garbage!</font>

48) Edit wars are always worthwile. See the one between rules 34 and 35? See rule 34.

[[w:en:User:Rocchini|49]]) [[w:en:Curium|Always]] [[w:en:Tunku_Abdul_Rahman|make]] [[w:en:Chekhov's_gun|mystery]] [[w:en:Truncated_icosahedron|links]] [[w:en:Hypercorrection|that]] [[w:en:Chromosome_15_(human)|don't]] [[w:en:Singapore|correspond]] [[w:en:Rules_of_chess|to]] [[w:en:Profanity|the]] [[w:en:Euphemism|text]] [[w:en:142857_(number)|provided]]. [[w:en:Murder|This]] [[w:en:Zombie_computer|way]] [[w:en:Dihydrogen_monoxide_hoax|it's]] [[w:en:The_Castafiore_Emerald|much]] [[w:en:Nuclear_accident|more]] [[w:en:The_Cat_in_the_Hat|fun]] [[w:en:Peter_Guthrie_Tait|to]] [[w:en:Radioactive_decay|surf]] [[w:en:Interpunct|Wikipedia]], [[w:en:Asterix_and_the_Goths|isn't]] [[w:en:Enrico_Fermi|it]]?8) Edit wars are always worthwile.

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50) Mark all your important edits as minor, maybe "they" won't notice you messed up the whole article. But obviously adding a comma is not a minor edit.

51) When in doubt, remove the content of the Talk: page.

1e37) If you can't think of anything,
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60. Nonsense rules eat blue pigeons as I shuffled among kleptomaniacal vomit kludgers. Dour stockings.
:60.1261.2.5d.5*~ be random :D !!!

61. When creating [[en:Wikipedia:Navigational template|navigational templates]], be sure to make them take up massive amounts of screen real estate. A general rule of thumb to follow is to make the template twice the length of the longest article in the category. Bonus points for causing horizontal scrolling. (Sorry,
 great females, the greatest anti-rule is actually at rule 9.)

&infin; - 1. The entire project is controlled by a secret cabal. Anyone who disagrees with you is a member of the cabal.
: am not!
:: are too
:::THERE IS NO CABAL. --an official regime by the Supreme Cabal Regime of the English Wikipedia (SCREW)

&infin; + 1: Did we mention "Duplicate material excessively:  create over-redundant excess"?
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88. Keep making stupid jokes on pages even though you aren't the slightest bit funny and are just annoying people.

<div style="text-decoration: blink;">89: Use flashy but pointless text effects. If you annoy people, you'll deter the vandals. (For the 
'''male'''first version of the greatest anti-rule, go to rule 14. For the '''female'''second version, go to rule 106.)</div>


====Mostly numeric====
90.  Keep everything, thereby finally ridding the world of the horror that is VfD. <!-- Sprinkle markup with random comments. Hey, no one will ever notice them, right -->

91.  Your vote on VfD should always be accompanied by a statement which entirely contradicts your vote, e.g. "Delete, highly important and notable." or "Keep, completely pointless"

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129) Insert expletives rassandomly into articles.

:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::130) Always insert secret rules.

                                                                                                                     131) You can use single-space indents or colon indents; it doesn't really matter much, just so long as it's secret.

132) 
Wikipedia is where you {{C|definitely should not}} vandalise important information. You will spread the {{C|un}}holy light of {{C|un}}truth. For example, write "{{C|''But none of that is}} true!! Mars {{C|doesn't have enough oxygen to breathe, let alone be constantly on fire! The real reason it's red}} is {{C|the oxidation of its soil, not that it's}} on fire!!"''Insert [[Category:Totally irrelevant categories]]<sup>TM</sup>

'''''5x9iq.''''' Add more rules to this page. More = funnier. Use a non-sensical numeric designator. Also, ''bold'' and '''italicize''' it for no reason.

40000. '''Add ''<nowiki>{{stub}}</nowiki>'' to all articles.''' If that fails, try ''<nowiki>{{User:pig}}</nowiki>''

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