This is a collection of '''[[w:haiku|haiku]]s and [[w:senryu|senryu]]s related to Wikipedia'''.
==Haikus==
:no convenience
:raining edits or might they
:be pissing themselves
==Senryus==
:I know more than you
:but nobody knows more than
:Wikipedia
:I contribute, but
:a stranger edits my work
:frustrated author
:A new friend is here
:and has found my work to be
:worthy of effort
:nontraditional
:general reference work
:how can we trust it?
:the newcomer reads
:you can edit this page now
:strange and intriguing
:in one year we write
:twenty thousand articles
:Britannica quakes
:collaboration
:you can edit this page now
:Wikipedia
:"I can't stop writing"--
:a Wikipediholic
:struggles mightily
:can one be too bold?
:be bold in updating pages
:but be not too bold
:curious, but poor
:free encyclopedia
:is necessary
:neutral point of view:
:this article speaks for you
:also for others
:before his breakfast
:a Wikipediholic
:loads Recent Changes
:I spend all my time
:editing these articles
:time just slips away
:I know more today
:than I did before today
:Wikipedia
:time just slips away
:I know more today than I
:did before today
:how can we trust it?
:the newcomer reads, you can;
:edit this page now!
:a stranger edits
:my work-frustrated author:
:a new friend is here
:found vandalism
:and then surprised again at
:how fast it was fixed
:Wikipedia
:seeks a type of writing that
:is agreeable
:this Phase III software
:has been running since July
:major improvement
:individual
:participants can color
:the neutrality
:servers in a rack
:in Florida deliver
:Wikipedia
:be corrected by
:active collaboration
:from people outside
:freely edited
:freely copied and freely
:redistributed
:so no article
:is ever finished as such
:Wikipedia
:users are cached in
:a filesystem until
:invalidated
:the world the software
:that originally ran
:Wikipedia
[[Category:Humor]]
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