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|1 = Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
|2 = Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
|3 = To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
|4 = Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
|5 = Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
|6 = What happened when the cow tried to jump over a barbed wire fence? Udder destruction.
|7 = What do you get if you cross a bullet and a tree with no leaves? A cartridge in a bare tree.
|8 = Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
|9 = Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.
|10 = I used to be a railroad conductor, but my boss found out I wasn't trained.
|11 = There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different jokes hoping at least one of them would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
|12 = What do you get when you dump boiling water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross buns.
|13 = A new type of broom came out, and it's sweeping the nation.
|14 = A man walked into a bar and said ouch.
|15 = You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish.
|16 = Did you hear about the little moron who strained himself while running into the screen door?
|17 = Immanuel doesn't make a pun– he Kant.
|18 = A backward poet writes inverse.
|19 = A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
|20 = A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
|21 = A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumour.
|22 = A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
|23 = A rubber band pistol was confiscated from calculus class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
|24 = Acupuncture is a jab well done.
|25 = A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
|26 = Alarms: What an octopus is.
|27 = Dijon vu- the same mustard as before.
|28 = Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
|29 = Every calendar's days are numbered.
|30 = He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
|31 = He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
|32 = I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
|33 = I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
|34 = I went to find some camouflage trousers yesterday but I couldn't find any.
|35 = I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
|36 = Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
|37 = Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
|38 = Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
|39 = Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
|40 = The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
|41 = The man who fell into the upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
|42 = The man who withstood mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
|43 = The roundest knight at King Arthur's table was Sir Cumference. He gained his size from too much pi.
|44 = It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
|45 = I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.
|46 = There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.
|47 = Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
|48 = Pencil sharpeners have a tough life - they live off tips.
|49 = If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster.
|50 = He said I was average - but he was just being mean.
|51 = He tried to catch a cloud. He mist :(
|52 = A boy once got hit by a can of soda. He was lucky it was a soft drink.
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'''PunGenerator''' is an example usage of the #switch ParserFunction extension and provides alternatives based on the value of the test string. For more information, see [[Help:Magic_words#Conditional_expressions|conditional expressions]] and the [[mw:Help:Extension:ParserFunctions|extension documentation page]].
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