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The page title is a reference to '''[[In Soviet Russia]]'''.

==From [[Laser Soup]]==
Have you ever wanted to eat lasers but found their natural texture too unwieldy for any practical culinary procedure? If so then you are either a mad scientist, Emeril Lagasse, both, neither, or an offspring of the two. Or perhaps.. a demon?
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Anakin is not single, he's married.

==[[User:Bishonen/European toilet paper holder|European toilet paper holder]]==
Featured on the Main Page for the start of April Fool's 2005, it gains a Leonardo da Vinci [[:Image:Davinci-valve-flush.jpg|sketch]] from his initial blueprints for the flush toilet, and references from New York City and Madrid Library researchers, before giving way to the regularly scheduled (and peacefully prosaic) [[Nintendo Entertainment System]].
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==From [[Pope John Paul II]]==
"John Paul II, like most Poles was an excellent bowler. It is believed he is the only pontiff to ever have a 300 game."