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The name Tedius Zanarukando is pronounced SHAY-zhee-uhs tsuh-nah-ryoo-KAHN-doh. The "t" and "d" in Tedius is very soft, in order to prevent confusion with the word "tedious." His real name is David Odis Hill. Tedius Zanarukando is a descendant of Adolphus Cheek and Martin Poole, who fought in the Civil War. His maternal ancestors were farmers. An African American male, he was born in Fort Sanders Regional Medical Center in Knoxville, Tennessee, after dark on November 8, 1979. H(contracted; show full)rd greens, clam chowder, sardines, tuna, Miracle Whip, mayonnaise, potato salad, salad dressing, sardines, onions in meat, gravy, clam chowder, soup, cream of chicken, cream of mushroom, pineapple or any beverage mixed with it, peach beverages, peach ice cream, peach cobbler, peach pies, apple pies, apricots, whipped cream, eating at Asian restaurants or Applebee's, meanness, being mean to anyone, anger, being accused of a crime, Watch Tower society, the book "Learn from the Great Teacher", 
restrictive religChristian denomations that impose restrictiouns groupon electronic games (such as [[Jehovah's Witnesses (H]]; he is afraid that his parents, brothers and many of his other relatives are part of this restrictive religious organization), Nik Rangel, Almenconi.com, Haircut.net (Hair Enthusiast Hotline), having more than one thread posted by him closed immediately (quick thread closing), practicing demonic arts, thunderstorms, religious repercussion involving entertainment, Joseph Lieberman, local company mergers, job cuts or exportations, recession, terrorism, false or severe punishment, false olitical elections (or ch(contracted; show full)

Tedius Zanarukando does not believe in relationship of any kind, including divine, familial, and romantic relationship.  The name of Tedius Zanarukando was adopted in order for him to separate himself from his Jehovah's-Witness family.